Hey everybody, just in case you haven’t heard the news, we can now formally announce that our Valentine’s Day special is next Friday night at 9pm ET. It’s a very special one for us because it’s our first ep on location (aside from the OG Jamboree, which we still hope is gonna air at some point 😞), AND we are going to be having an actu...
2023-02-03 01:59:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhen people say "I will forgive but I will never forget," what they really mean is "I will never forgive."
(I assume he still hasn’t forgiven me for this… 😉)
2023-02-02 15:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge 4:37, Outro 9:35)
Happy Humpday, homies! I almost forgot it was Wednesday bc I’ve been moping about the loss of Brady all day. 😞 Leave it to JB to help cheer things up (a lil’ 😉) though. His hatred of “Happy Hooker” had me rollin’!!
Enjoy…and hang tough, fellow Brady stans. We’ll get through this, eventual...
2023-02-02 05:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patron Saints! Tomorrow night I will be watching this super cl-ass-sick with everyone in the Discord during our monthly “riffalong“.
If you’re free tomorrow night at 8pm ET/ 5pm PT jump on in & have some fun with us! 🖤
2023-01-31 03:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The horse is a herd animal, so horses naturally want to stay close together when they run. Therefore betting on horse races is a process of picking which horse is a sociopath.
2023-01-31 03:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
(Your Sunday Funday offering for this week. Originally published in Maximum Golf magazine, 2000 👽🖤 )
I don't believe this. I'm praying to the aliens.
Don't show up. Take a pass. I'll write whatever you want. Don't choose ME.
I haven't even found the Extraterrestrial Highway y...
Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Tonight I bring you this double feature WITH the movies. I’m planning to do this at least once a month now,focusing mostly on the harder to find titles.
Enjoy teasing the 🖤 outta Saturday night/Sunday AM, fright fiends! 🥰
2023-01-29 07:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"He's on the spectrum."
"She's somewhere on the spectrum."
Are we ALL on The Spectrum?
(Bridge 3:40, Outro: 8:41)
Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have an episode that’s a lil sad bc he’s talking about the cancellation of Drive-In Theater. I know at the time he was really worried about what was gonna happen to him after that, but as all is Future Folks know things turned out just fine. It was during this lil span betwee...
2023-01-25 23:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Patron Saints! In typical JB fashion he gave us short notice re. his watchalong availability, but better late than never, I reckon. 🤷♀️
THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT at 10pm ET/ 7pm PT he’ll be watching Hollywood Blvd II with us in the Discord. I know it’s kinda late for a lot of you, but it’s the only time he’s got s...
2023-01-24 05:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time a mad gunman murders a bunch of people, the reporter says "police are investigating whether it's a hate crime or not." IT'S A MURDER. HATE IS INVOLVED.
2023-01-24 04:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post(An article JB wrote on 2000 about the last party at one of the nation’s most legendary Tiki bars…Happy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! 🖤)
I wasn't really looking for Bruce, but there he was, sitting in a tropical fan chair, fondling ...
2023-01-23 03:40:59 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a heckuva double feature for ya. we all know Highlander rules, but I‘d forgotten how much I used to like Seventh Sign, too. I’m totally inspired to go back and watch it now with JB’s insights guiding the way. 🥰
Here are the time codes for ya…Enjoy! ❤️
Start the ...
When people get onto a crowded plane, 99% of us get along, chat, even joke despite being from different parts of the country, different ages, different political orientations, different gender identities. Why can't Congress do the same?
2023-01-21 03:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro 3:33)
Happy Humpday Day, homies!
I‘m in Vegas with JB this week, prepping for the big VDay episode & this year‘s Jamboree. We got to go tour the West Wind today, and it got me extra excited! I think this year is gonna be AMAZING. I can’t wait to share the official deets with you (soon!)
I‘ve never s...
2023-01-19 02:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
After watching the trailer for "Shotgun Wedding" starring Jennifer Lopez, which premieres next week, I would rather watch the 1963 "Shotgun Wedding" written by Ed Wood.
2023-01-19 01:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostPlease DO NOT send messages here. The Patreon message system is flawed/confusing & I had to stop using it ages ago. I‘ve asked for ways to turn it off completely but as of now there is no way to do that.
If you want to reach me about anything Patreon-related the best way is via TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com . If it’s specifically about ...
2023-01-18 18:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostThey were using Avicii music today as transitions during the Vikings-Giants game, and every time I hear Avicii it makes me sad--because of how messy that suicide was, because of how young he was. I guess we should be grateful that they're preserving his work by constantly licensing it out, but shouldn't we stop every once in a while and ask why ...
2023-01-16 01:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have Beastmaster night…which seemed to be a frequent theme for Monstervision. They just LOVED showing these flicks, and it was definitely my introduction to the series.
Before I lay the time codes on ya, I want to thank everyone who showed up to the Chinese Theater in Hollywood tonight to...
2023-01-15 05:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
At the Natural Bridge historic site in Virginia, they tell you not to carve your initials into the rock--and then show you the place where George Washington carved his initials into the rock. I'll bet he took home some classified documents, too.
2023-01-14 17:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday the 13th, Patron Saints!
I'm still getting back to the last few people with merch issues, but wanted to update everyone that the new shirt from Patreon will be on its way soon! They're making and shipping them now, so hopefully in about a week or so people will start receiving them. They will go to anyone that has be...
2023-01-14 02:52:10 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, homies! I know I’ve posted this one before, but this version is from a new tape I found WITH our upgraded remastering process I figured I’d share the new version with you on this Hugh Holy Day. 🤠🙏
Here are the time codes for ya…Enjoy & Happy Jason Day, my fiends! 🖤🖤🖤🖤
First break: A...
2023-01-14 01:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that those Virtual Reality headsets are linked to all the Artificial Intelligence stuff and you can stick real-life avatars in there, every corporation in America should devote one break room to a fully equipped VR set-up with medieval weapons and avatars of everyone
who works in the building, and every once in a while employees can go i...
It‘s still technically Wednesday here in El Lay, so I’m just under the gun with this one 😋
Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon Pals!
PS- JB is officially a minister now! 🥰👏👏
We're coming up on the three-year anniversary of Covid, and here's what I've learned so far:
1. It's not spread through the air.
2. It's spread through the air.
3. Masks are not necessary.
4. Masks are mandatory.
&nbs...
2023-01-11 00:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! Here’s just a lil something extra to help end your weekend with a smile! 🥰
Side note: I’m slowly but surely catching up on all the merch stuff around here. Really appreciate y’all being patient with me in the meantime, and as always, if you’re having any issues the best way to reach me is via T...
2023-01-09 03:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, I've gotta stop tearing up over Damar Hamlin stories. It's one thing to cry during Damar's first conscious moment, or during interviews with his dad or his coach or his doctor, but when I cry during an interview with Roger Goodell, something is seriously wrong with me.
(He’s not kidding. He’s been crying like a baby al...
2023-01-08 19:22:59 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
Tonight we have 2 undeniable classics, so I am STUNNED at the rating he gave Goonies!! I would’ve given him such a talking to if I’d known him back in these days! 😋
Enjoy tearing the ❤️ outta Saturday night, the Drive-In Way. Here are the time codes to help ya out with that… 🥰❤...
2023-01-08 01:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Debbie Stabenow started out in 1975 on the Board of Commissioners in a small Michigan county, then served in the state House of Representatives, then in the Michigan Senate, then in the U.S. House of Representatives, and since 2001 she’s been a U.S. Senator. Yesterday she announced that she’s gonna retire in January 2025, in her 50th year of...
2023-01-07 03:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I have nothing against Marvel Universe fans, but when they say a movie is good because "I could identify with the characters," I wanna say, ”The character you're identifying with has the strength of ten men and the sculpted face of a Greek god. You, on the other hand, are eating off-brand Cheetos from the dollar store and getting crumbs all ov...
2023-01-05 18:15:28 +0000 UTC View Post