Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this week’s topic with thanks to Lewis of Lewisham. Obviously no one really understands what an olive is so it’s a tough one for the beans but the beans battle on gamely nonetheless. Giant snails also get a mention ...
2024-04-10 00:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Cloche Bleue: noun
1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker or by members of London’s metropolitan elite
2) archaic Obsolete Royal Naval punishment also known as the “Arctic Arse Spinnaker”
3) A curate’s egg of an episode in which the podcasters forget to find ...
2024-04-03 00:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The three beans have a chat about the Chalamet worm epic, Dune 2.
2024-03-31 01:55:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra bits from our episodes about Stonehenge, Ghosts, Tough Guys and The Beach. Also Bonjamin gets a shower installed and Henry tells us about Madeira.
2024-03-30 14:27:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your windbreaks, your snorkels and so on) but they also cast a bean smeared lens over the behavioural psychology, the paleoanthropology and yes the very mythos of the towel/bare arse interface.
With thanks to our editor Lau...
2024-03-27 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In order to access tickets you need to click "BUY TICKETS" which will take you through to the "BOOK NOW" page. You then must put the code CASSOWARY into the "promotion code" box and press APPLY CODE. Once you do this, you'll be able to buy tickets.
2024-03-25 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello!
We're very excited to be doing a live show at the Tobacco Factory Theatre in Bristol (birthplace of Cary Grant) on Monday 15th April at 7.30pm. That's right - Monday night. It might be a Monday night but we'll be bringing Wednesday or maybe Thursday night vibes.
Patreon pre-sale will go on sale at 1pm on Monday 2...
2024-03-20 18:28:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what this podcast is actually about. Naturally the beans thrive in this chatosphere. After all, one of them has at least seven extremely small scars, one of them has driven a convertible with the top down in Wales and one of them is a c...
2024-03-20 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put what has long been a contentious subject to bed once and for all and they’re very brave about it at the same time but in an unassuming and modest way (and we’re not talking false modesty mind you). Benjamin Partridge also revea...
2024-03-13 01:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the stones moved halfway across Britain by crabs? (NB on a map the direction of travel is sideways!) Was Stonehenge the location of King Arthur’s stag do? There’s absolutely no way of knowing any of the above as it’s a prehist...
2024-03-06 01:16:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the audio from the first of three live shows at the London Podcast Festival in September 2023.
2024-02-21 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ben and Henry talk about the Paul Giamatti-fronted The Holdovers. Or is it Paul Giamatti doing a pitch-perfect mimic of both Ben and Henry? We will never know.
2024-02-14 02:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Both Ben and Henry saw The Beekeeper at the cinema, and here they are talking for a bit too long about it. Probably a bit confusing if you haven't seen the film, and annoying if you have. Enjoy!
2024-02-14 01:46:42 +0000 UTC View PostNo normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March).
2024-02-07 01:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostNo normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday January and we will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month on the basis of cosmic health and safety)
2024-01-31 01:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra bits from our episodes about James Bond and circus. Also Henry tries to do an impression of someone from Cardiff.
2024-01-30 21:52:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra bits from our episodes about architecture and castles. Also Henry tries to do an impression of Paul McCartney.
2024-01-30 21:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We were very pleasantly surprised by the level of interest in our Manchester live show on 24th April, and we're aware that some people who wanted to buy tickets weren't able to, so we're putting on a second show that night. There will now be shows at 7pm and 9pm at Fairfield Social Club.
We can't guarantee that Mayor Of Manchester Andy Bur...
2024-01-27 17:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber cascade into your ears because the theme, with thanks to Stephen of Ireland, is the circus. The beans will be away for the month of Frerbrurary investigating whether or not fleas actually enjoy circus skills training or performance work but ...
2024-01-24 01:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We're very excited to be coming to Manchester on 24th April at 7pm for our first live show outside of the megatropoli of London and Machynlleth.
The show is at Fairfield Social Club, a venue which, as far as we can tell, is currently undergoing refurbishment. Will it be ready in time for the show? That's very much in the hands of the Mayor...
2024-01-17 11:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond. We’ve all seen the movies, sure. But has the world actually taken the time to just stop for a second and listen to what some blokes have to say about them?
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now ...
As referenced in this week's Castles episode, here is listener Anna's penguin friend in South Georgia.
2024-01-10 11:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close harmony groups and genetically engineered toads out of the way in short order and before you know it are on to an absolutely watertight movie pitch that will probably redefine cinema for a generation.
With thanks to our ed...
2024-01-10 01:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
After a trip to the cinema, Henry reviews The Boy And The Heron (dir. Miyazaki).
2024-01-05 17:38:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off, knock through the kitchen and dining room to create a greater sense of space, and install a cantilevered lukewarm sauna. As always, listeners will benefit from a working knowledge of former professional tennis player and BBC sports anchor S...
2024-01-03 01:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra bits from our episodes about disguises and fairytales. Including Mike reading the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin and Bonjamin reading Rapunzel.
2023-12-30 00:11:17 +0000 UTC View Post