dankestofdans

Xenoblade Two

Pyra/Mythra/Nia and Story/Alts can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/folders/1Bh5MaVwlRSNH7J9QohgjsB8u0EbzW3x6

Regrettably the previous upload and description have been lost to time and tyranny. Just like tha...

Rin Tohsaka

• There's a super secret real version of the visual novel that contains some really epic bad endings. Rin Tohsaka happens to be the focus of 90% of them, such as this one. Because she is the hottest and bestest girl. See above for reasons why. As for why the other girls in stay/night aren't best girl, 2025-02-19 13:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice Burnice Go Go!

(patreon not charged for this month in-case you didn't notice lol)

Oh no! Burnice from the hit song Burning Desires has been captured by a jealous rival gang! But can she use her charms and techniques to find a way away from them? Find out now!!!

Optional Viewing Material Accessible at This Primary Location: 2025-02-11 13:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Sparkle

Everybody just edges and goons to each other, nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the hentai’d girl. You think men like DankestOfDans ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody who’s just a picture? They don't! They think that we'll just stay bound and take it like good little girls! That we won't ...

Eunie

This was supposed to be a bonus and it was originally a commission for @lewdbook but i added way too much stuff to it and it got overly complicated and there's a lot of text (my bad) sorry it took so long the rest of the drawings are done but I'm so slow to fill it up with yap im sowwy :(

2024-12-15 00:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Mio

Mio?

Meow :3

Alternate Variants like textless/gags/etc are lost in the infinite cycle of conflict, unending as long as we remain within the mortal coil.

Also here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cwTM...

Yae Miko

Inazuma Archon Quest Ending except if it was actually good and not the worst part of Genshin's story hahaha amirite?

Alternate Variants like textless/gags/etc. can all be found in this spot: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/fo...

Update for November

Hello it's your poorly organized artist, just wanted to update you guys!

November's stuff is going well, all of the linearts are done, but they're a bit overscoped and I like to release things in batches because I'm stupid Idk lol. Expect them to drop consecutively with 3 day gaps starting from the 7th of November, current progress: 2024-11-30 20:34:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Firefly

You would not believe your eyes,

In the sea of butterflies,

If you read the story and come away undisturbed. (yeah uhhh the budget for the alt good ending was spent on pulling for her E2 like 4 months ago whoopsies! it was just gonna be her and Silver Wolf reading this in Elio's script lmao (kafka was disgusted))

A couple of al...

Furina

For this description, I can't think of a rhyme,

I need one but I'm running out of time-

Woah no way that was actually easy. How hard can writing rhymes actually be? Anyways here's funny furina getting her punishment for crimes against Celestia. You can consider the last page an alternative ending/possibility because Furina is cute an...

Chisato and Takina

Looks like the two are in a bit of trouble for messing up a mission! It's mostly Takina's fault, but since they're so close, they just have to get punished together. I'm sure they'll endure the harsh training and not falter... maybe... probably... eehhhh...

Alterinatessssss areeee heereeeeeeeeeeeeeee: 2024-11-11 13:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Beatrix

Oh no, poor Beatrix got herself into a bit of trouble! How could this possibly happen! Luckily, her gal pal Zeta went with her, so surely she'll come and rescue poor Beatrix! Surely, right? Surelyyyyy...

(translator's note: if zeta wins next poll it'll be a direct follow up to this one)

Anywayssss all alterinos hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Anna Yanami

I binged 12 episodes of Makeine for research (twice) and then started reading the light novels thank you for the suggestion dear patrons here's something that may have ballooned in scope a little. Guess the "no comics" rule was cursed from the get-go lmaoooooo

The last page is just a funny little comic to explain the completely non-sensica...

Lucy (ZZZ)

Lucy's noble family isn't too happy how she's neglected her duties off to play biker in the Sons of Calydon! Clearly, the only way to amicably resolve this issue is to humiliate her online and to all the gangs in the Outer Ring that she'll never be taken seriously again if she returns. What an excellent plan!

Alternatives discoverable at ...

Update Thingy!

Hello Dan Nation! (that's your name now) Sorry for the delay, finished up all of the images and the gag alts on time but I shat the bed a little with the artifact UI and story stuff, my baddddd.

Anyway just posting this preview here for now, i'll release them throughout the first half of November and Lucy tomorrow because yeah, these are p...

October Biggie Polls (IDK)

Winners of the Artifact Polls:

• Furina

• Firefly

• Lucy

Raffle: Yanami Anna

Chosen: Beatrix (Granblue Fantasy)

I'm Out... In a Bit.

This Patreon sucks, and that's on me.

There is no side stepping the issue, I have been terrible at running it, I've been treating my Patrons poorly, and I don't act befitting of someone worth gaining a passive income from it.

I'm a very inconsistent person. I don't when or how long I'll have the energy to draw, when I have the confid...

Dantober Suggestion Box

RULES

• Post as many suggestions as you want, the more the merrier

• I will pick whichever I like or whichever I have an idea for to add to the poll, up to 20.

• The final poll will have three winners, one for most popular vote, one that I choose, and one that'll be chosen by raffle.

• The winne...

  2024-10-01 12:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Genshin Artifact Set Poll October

Honkai Star Rail Relic Poll October

ZZZ L-Engine Poll October

Nina and Subaru

Girls Band Cry? More like Bound Girls Cry!

I'm so funny ohohohohohoho

The alternate versions which include gags, blindfolds, and additional imagery for certain uncensored versions can be found hereeee: https://drive.google...

Misaki (2/2)

The strongest comic yap of today vs the strongest comic yap in history (alear comic). Something about two girls with somewhat antagonistic relationships really brings it out. Surely they'll be much closer at the end of this, though.

Right?

Versions of all of the comic without the massive sections of dialogue if you don't like my met...

Misaki (1/2)

(it's technically 5/6 on account of being a direct continuation of the misaka but same thing)

Who is this mysterious villain? What have they done to Misaki to make her tie herself up? Where are the alts? Find out next time on Railgun Z!

(actually there's no alts except text for this one cause the gag's integral sorry boysss but there...

Anby

The Cunning Hares are all out of luck at this casino! With a few bad bets and even worse luck, they've found themselves in bigger debt than what they came here to try and pay off!

Unfortunately for Anby, this isn't like a movie with a happy ending... it's a pleasurable ending though!

If you want to see other gags (for some reason) ...

Toki (4/4)

"Help me step-sensei I'm stuck" - Toki probably, except that she probably wouldn't ask for help unless it was in the form of help that she could provide to someone else.

All ALTS: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/folders/1FcTm...

Toki (3/4)

C&C's fate definitely isn't sealed guys they totally got this it's just that like most of them have submitted and most of them are horny and Toki is especially horny and the stickers can only save their dignity for as long as you ignore the link below to find the alts guys--

ALTS: 2024-09-19 12:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Toki (2/4)

Toki's interrogation begins! Will the ace agent of C&C be able to hold out? Surely she won't let all her upperclassman down. Surely. Surelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Alts including the one without the chibi aru if for some reason you do not like best girl gracing your screen with her presence: 2024-09-18 12:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Toki (1/4)

Time for the C&C comic you guys actually voted for! The setup and buildup has all led to this moment. Surely Toki will be able to succeed in her infiltration miss-

Whoops never mind. the funny bunny has done it again

pyon pyon

Alts btw: 2024-09-17 12:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Emilia (3/3)

Emilia has found herself in a trial and a tribulation! Surely she can still win and prove herself! This should be a win-win no matter who you like, because if you like Emilia then this is really hot, and if you don't, then she's out of the picture! Wow! Democracy!

Btw guys, would you rather have Return by Death or Return by Climax? Vote no...