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Reading Lord of the Rings until I Regain my Faith in Humanity

What's up gamers, here's the concillation prize I got for attempting and failing my Blood Meridian essay this month. See you next year and thanks for your support, I hope to continue to earn it

Blood Meridian is a Fairy Tale, actually

Once my current sponsorships run out (March 2026), I'm going to start doing 4 videos a year.

It's become clear that in order to reach my own standards, this has to happen. I'm finishing up my December video and am generally unhappy with its messiness. The problem is this: I wanted to make a video about Blood Meridian, Conquistadors, and ...

A VERY SERIOUS Geronimo Trailer

I'll be direct:

Geronimo's story is pathetic. It's the only word. I don't like the guy.

Naturally, my assumptions about a historical period are routinely-challenged once I dive deep into a subject, but never before has my opinion on a historical figure changed so drastically. I hesitate to call the video "anti"-Geronimo, the guy h...

The Apache Wars: Death of a Dreamer

Today, DJ Peach Cobbler continues the story of the long and brutal Apache Wars. By 1875 they appeared to be concluded, until U.S. policy changed to one of consolidating all Apache tribes on the San Carlos Reservation. This policy would lead to wars anew, with Victorio taking the warpath against the United States government and Geronimo becoming ...

Blooper + sneak peek

I once promised Patrons bloopers, but I removed that membership benefit for a simple reason:

I do not make mistakes.

A joke. I just don't laugh when I mess up? I flub a line, I do it again, it's not interesting.

However, I just returned from my second trip to Big Bend National Park where I filmed Part Two of my Apache Wars tr...

The Apache Wars: Part One

Part Two will be up at the end of November and will largely center around Victorio. Victorio is the type of person you would expect Geronimo to be, if that makes sense. I'll also get more into the Reservation system. It's already written. I gotta drive back to Big Bend!

I think the usual rule with movies will hold out here. As in: the...

Update on the Apache

That Halo video I discussed will certainly come out at SOME point, but I've decided to keep it in the reserve as I embark upon my Apache Wars trilogy. Three videos over three months, each one covering roughly a decade and focusing on a different figure. I really cannot bear to not deliver again, but it's going to be a busy three months, and I ...

A Return to Form (and school)

I started going to college. What am I majoring in? C'mon.

My first day in History class, my professor introduced the idea that History isn't just "what happened"! Rather, it's an argument. I wanted to crawl out of my skin. Obviously, most in that class were window-licking 19-year-olds, and I know he's doing his job. I cannot wait to ...

This is my Final Draft LOL

Actually made a few edits to tone down the violence. The video is already so abrasive, and it is upsetting to see.

I'll be sharing behind-the-scenes stuff with Patrons soon, trying out some new "animation" techniques for the next video and I'll be taking you along for the journey! Let's hope it actually leads somewhere!

A Brief Apology

I have absolutely no idea how this video is going to be taken.

It was the product of months of writing and revision, and I'm frankly unsure if that laborious writing process translated to a superior finished product. I hope it did. The video's about hope.

The video I'm going to post today is going to touch on my abuse as a child, i...

Switch 2 Review from a sad man

Gamers, I am very disappointed in myself here. Y'all deserve better than "nothing panned out" but, indeed, nothing panned out.

I hope this is at least entertaining. I will be back early next month with something a bit more dark and serious and yeehaw. There's a chapter in the essay titled "Wow, that's a lot of rape!"

So, there will...

Progress Report

Working on a little Halo rant and got the slide projector needed for a larger project. Sorry if I seem low-energy, I had this bizarre allergic reaction to SOMETHING, I had to go to the ER and they just gave me some of those epipens. Not sure what it was, but my eyelids have been itchy for days and my eyes puffed up all weird.

Anyway, Hal...

Apaches, Conquistadors, & The Camp Grant Massacre

Greetings Gamers,

In this video I will discuss briefly the Spanish influence on the "wild west" as well as the Camp Grant Massacre. The goal with this video was to establish just how widespread violence, raiding, and enslavement was in this part of the world. Also, to show how the cyclical nature of violence enforces itself.

In the n...

Two Things (you gave me a horny book)

Video up in a few days about the Camp Grant Massacre and the Spanish legacy of enslavement & raiding in the "wild west".

Also, I got a bunch of recommendations to read "My Confession" by Samuel Chamberlain. I'm 50 pages in, and I want to make a 30 minute video on Samuel's THING with women. Have YOU read it? He's got something going ...

Fun Schizo Theory (not really schizo just real)

HOWDY YET AGAIN, YOUTUBE IS TRUMP'S PUPPET.

Andrew Callaghan has spoken out that YouTube is intentionally suppressing anything related to the Apache. I, too, as the main character of the universe, am being affected by this disgusting and blatant attempt at manipulating the public. For real, that Cremony video was MURDERED in a way I haven'...

Welcome to Yeehaw Summer

This one was a nightmare. The video ended up being 40 minutes and I cut it down to what it is now.

I hope that you can enjoy the finished product, my writing has become unfocused but I salvaged this one in editing. I have too much to say about this place and time! We'll get there

Gamers,

I have elected to do a "Q&A" thing for my video outros. Fr fr, no foolin. Just post them as comments here, please. The video is about a phrenologist cowboy fighting the Apache, so maybe some wild west stuff, but as it pertains to Indian wars.

I don't know nothin' bout them white boys. Only the ones with big mustaches that did war c...

This is not a DOOM Review

Gamer Status: REVOKED

Don't buy DOOM: The Dark Ages

Freezes over and over, very disappointed, about to DESTROY Microsoft with my gamer logic.

Haven't made something angry for awhile! Let's have fun with it. The running joke is that Id Software has lost the ability to pleasure my Gamer body. My loins are aflame with desire, and yet they only tease me.

Will be up before the end of th...

Behind the Scenes + Film

My most expensive video thus far is “How Femboys Won the Vietnam War”.  The Producer (me) insisted that we shoot on digital for several reasons.  The first being: it’s a YouTube video.  The second being: I am wearing a dress and saying UwU.  The third being: I forgot what he said here.  I was too busy thinking abou...

Progress Report - "Mid" May

I have been trying to write my way into accepting humanity, myself included. I have written, these past four months, endless thoughts on man's nature and my struggle to accept it. I have finally, after much difficulty, turned this existential despair into a worthwhile commercial product. Mother would be proud.

I am going to talk about b...

Here's that second video!

Found a nice quote for y'all. It would be perfect for my next video, but I'm unfortunately already doing a Slaughterhouse Five thing (FINALLY). That should be done around the 15th, but y'all should get the SPONSOR + AD FREE VERSION (with Kanye West music) a bit early.

"For the fires grow cold and the dances fail,

And the songs i...

You deserve better, and now you will get it

I have two videos, right now, which I cannot upload to YouTube! I'm trying to SELL OUT, but they won't buy!

Patreon will be the focus of my work moving forward. It's become clear that both sponsors and YouTube are far too fickle. From now on, all Patrons will get the REAL videos. In practice, this means no ads, no sponsors, and I get t...

Alright, so what's with that Geronimo thing?

The fact is that I'm in a shit financial situation and am still crawling my way out of the pit I dug for myself. I'm still hopeful that YouTube will reinstate me into the partner program, if you've got the time then bothering them on Twitter would be nice. I'm starting a podcast with friends as well, I'll share that soon.

All the same, y...

To be quite honest, I don't know WHAT the fucking problem is

War Thunder is dragging its feet. This is really pissing me off because, frankly? It's not my best work. The format worked in the Biden administration but not now. I realized this too late.

Of course, posting a 10 minute "simply ok" Crackdown is not the end of the world. My life is shit right now. Dead cat, substance abuse, relation...

Gamers

I am sorry, there was an editing mistake and the credits appear slightly late. They’re still there, I promise! Thank you for your support, next video in two weeks

I’ve been working on a “history” book and this is the first chapter

This is just the first few pages of the 50 I’ve written thus far. I think the end result will be a little over 100 pages. Thanks for your patience, I AM working on videos and will see you soon.

Gregory Atwell was a heartless bastard who wouldn’t know a righteous thought if God Almighty wrote it on a bullet and f...

Hi, I'm DJ Peach Cobbler & we gotta talk

As this year draws to a close, I think it'd be wise to take stock. This has been, after all, my first full year of being a full-time YouTuber.

This year I announced and then unannounced the end of my gaming videos. I completed a video I'm sickeningly proud of called The Mad God of the Yucatan. I concluded (for now, at least) my...

So, about that Patreon Poll...

 “We had one war with Mexico to take Arizona, and we should have another to make her take it back.”

– Quote attributed to General Sherman, page VII, Introduction, The Conquest of Apacheria by Dan L. Thrapp

It's September 4th, 1886. Skeleton Canyon in Arizona.

A man named Goyahkla (On...