My internet is too slow to livestream. My ISP sucks, and so my only bet is to avoid "peak hours" by streaming in the evening. With no ETA as to when my internet is going to stop crashing or when my upload speed is going to dip to the point that streaming is impossible, we're going to move the stream to the evening until further notice.
The...
2021-06-09 15:15:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Disclaimer: Never take investment advice from strangers on the internet, especially monkeys.
- The bitcoin conference wasn't a total disaster like Elon Musk's SNL appearance. Bitcoin is trading at $36K still, but is still be outperformed by Dogecoin and Etherium.
- El Salvador will begin accepting bitcoin as legal tender, making it t...
2021-06-07 07:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex doll correspondent for TFM News. It’s been a while since my last report, and we have quite a few articles to talk about and catch up on, so let’s get started.
Our first article appears on Yahoo News, June 1st 2019. By Caroline Allen. Called A rise in digi sexuality: what is the future of online dating?
Firs...
2019-06-03 17:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex doll correspondent for TFM News. Today I’m going to respond to an article that appeared in New StatesMan November 26th 2018 by Jade Angeles Fitton. Called No bio-wife will ever be that loyal. The Reddit sex robot forums radicalizing men.
You want to see female nature on full display? You want to see how solipsistic...
2019-01-01 00:39:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I am now on Subscribestar for those of you who want to close your Patreon account due to their recent banning of content creators like Sargon.
Note that Subscribestar does NOT has a discord bot, or a way to implement discord rewards, so you'll lose access to the Patron Pit and 12 Monkeys rewards.
I will post the 420 link to Subscribestar, b...
2018-12-09 20:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostA number of you have messages me about Sargon being kicked off of Patreon, and pointed out that my days are probably numbered, and asked if I have a back-up plan.
The answer is ... not really.
All roads lead back to PayPal and Stripe, which are both anti-free speech. I thought the porn processors would be open to working with platforms and ...
2018-12-07 22:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in Buzzfeed News, November 19th 2018 by Elizabeth Nolan Brown. Called Bad News, Misogynists, Sex Robots Will Not Liberate You From Women.
Normally everyone knows that Buzzfeed is the anal polyp of the media, and they aren’t worth res...
2018-11-24 23:09:55 +0000 UTC View PostI'm aware of the issue where the 420 podcast is set to 360p resolution. When a podcast is newly uploaded, it's not uncommon for the resolution to be 360p as YouTube finalizes the processing, but it's been 24 hours, and it's still 360p.
I am re-uploading the 420 podcast (which is in 1080p BTW) to Celestina's channel (my backup YouTube channel). Ho...
2018-11-22 17:26:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Koikatu is a character creator, animation studio, and hentai game, from the same people who made Honey Select, but instead of a realistic anime style, it has a Moe anime style. Enjoy Moe Celestina.
2018-11-07 15:12:54 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, Stardusk's YouTube channel (Thinking Ape) has been stripped of monetization by YouTube, and the dude no longer has rent money.
Stardusk (along with Barbarossa) were the OG godfathers of MGTOW, and if you've benefited from his content, consider going to his patreon and helping the poor guy out.
He doesn't have any private spons...
2018-11-01 15:44:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I used a program called Honey Select Unlimited (it's also a hentai game BTW) and made models of Celestina that actually look like her (long brown hair). The issue is that the models are super skinny because Celestina IS super skinny. Due to feedback, I created a second model called "Anime Celestina" (short purple hair). Anime Celestina is less skin...
2018-10-28 00:25:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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2018-10-05 18:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've sent me fanart, but you haven't been credited in a "fecal fanart" video please message me. I'll be doing a video tomorrow.
2018-10-04 14:57:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I found some new toys to make Celestina look more real, but let me know if it's too deep in the uncanny valley, and you prefer the stop-motion Celestina.
Use my Twitter poll so all my responses are being gathered in one place.
2018-10-01 16:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to respond to an article that appeared in ABC 13 dot com from local Houston affiliate KTRK. Written by Deborah Wrigley. Called Sex robot brothel planned for Houston comes to a halt amid allegations owner misrepresented business.
So here we are again. Another day, another sex doll...
2018-09-29 22:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Today we’re going to play another game. We’re going to be covering 3 articles, with quotes from both Traditionalists and Feminists. The goal of the game is to determine whether something was said by the Traditionalist or the Feminist. Today I’ll give you the answer after each quote and y...
2018-09-22 22:29:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I found the model that served at the inspiration for Celestina. Her name in Anxi in Chinese, or Vicky in the west. She has a Facebook, but closed her Instagram
Here are some of her links if you want to see more pictures:
https://www.facebook.com/pg/s...
2018-09-22 18:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to respond to an article from The Sun dot co dot UK. Written September 13th 2018 by Alex Matthews. Called I WAS LONELY, Man who bought sex doll online hoping it would make him happier, ends up in court because it was a CHILD-sized version.
The article covers the story of Nathan W...
2018-09-17 05:47:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Some commissioned art from ascension_wav on Instagram based on Blade Runner. https://www.instagram.com/ascension_wav/
2018-09-16 09:34:13 +0000 UTC
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This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in Canada News Media, August 31st 2018. Called Toronto Sex Doll Brothel Closed Before It Ever Opened For Business.
So Toronto Canada was set to get its first sex doll brothel called Aura Dolls, which was scheduled to open September 8th...
2018-08-31 16:50:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to several articles and a video. I have a lot to unpack, so without further adu let’s get started.
Russia Today released a documentary earlier this week called Substitutes: Japanese men woo silicone sex dolls to overcome loneliness. TFM and I thought it was pre...
2018-07-25 05:16:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Some new commissioned art. The artist is Amber Jin, here is her Etsy storefront for art commissions: https://www.etsy.com/people/jinamber , and here is her Twitter: 2018-07-23 14:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. This is going to be a bit different from my normal special reports in several respects. Firstly, rather than responding to a news article, I’m going to be responding to an anti-porn website called Fight the New Drug, specifically a blog post written in May of 2017 that they’ve begun circul...
2018-07-14 23:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared on Pickle Dot com dot A You. Nice name by the way. Written June 24th 2018 by Dannielle Maguire. Called Sex robot updated to shut down after aggressive sexual advances.
This is a sad day. Not for sex dolls or robots, but for Europe and ...
2018-06-26 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in Metro dot co dot uk. June 18th 2018 by Kate Buck. ‘Try before you buy’ sex doll shop fined £10,000 over lack of license.
The article reads. Quote.
Love Doll UK, based in Gateshead, hit headlines earlier this year for runn...
2018-06-22 19:28:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I re-created Celestina (with her pixie hair and glasses look) in Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash. She's based on the character Rin.
2018-06-22 07:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
