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[M4A] Another phonetalk [Cat purrs] [Rental clothes] [AI stealing my job?] [Ramble] [Patreon Exclusive]

Just a lil talk while I work on the monthly exclusive, hope you enjoy!

And do let me know if you have any thoughts on the topics I bring up ~

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[M4F] Another classic let's stay in bed banger [Bang her? I hardly know her] [Good girl] [BFE] [Domestic] [Playful] [Teasing] [Condescending] [Playfight] [You love when I moan don't you] [4th wall break] [Clean cock] [Blowjob talk] [Cock warming] [Outercourse] [Early access]

[Condescending] because the teasing can be a bit much for some!

Lots of playful banter and talks, a lil steam, a lil kiss, you know the drill. :)

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[M4] The art of not getting up [SFW] [On my phone] [Cosy] [You deserve to feel good] [Extremely motivational] [Not really] [But kinda] a little [Danish] [Spanish]

I'd really like a kiss, but for now I get sleep. Send kisses while I dream?

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Testing stream settings with Dorfromantik [Patreon Exclusive] [SFW]

Testing stream settings with Dorfromantik [Patreon Exclusive] [SFW]

Just a little video of stream testing.

Plus surprise appearance of the cat I'm taking care of. He's very sweet, but also very nosy!

(The video is still rendering for about an hour on youtube, but I'm going to bed. So if you want to watch it in HD you might have to wait that lil hour.)

Goodnight! <3

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[M4F] Just a bit of touching should be fine, right? We don't need to get out of bed [Gentle] [In bed] [Touching] [Sleepy] [Sweet] [Danish] [4th Wall Break] [Cum for me] [Good girl] [Early Access]

Thank you for being patient! I decided to go with this audio instead of another one, as I liked it more. Hopefully you'll like it too!

Enjoy ~

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[M4A] I'm just sitting here [SFW] [Talking to you] [Gentle] [Totally sfw]

Just a little something totally sfw for you..

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[M4A] Let's have you relax in the soothing bay [SFW] [Binaural] [Sci-fi] a single [I love you] [Domestic in space] [Your favorite setting] [Just relax] [Good job] [Patreon Exclusive]

So I have my binaural mic again!

Thought I'd start with something simple and sweet.

Let me know what you think, maybe you have a specific request in the field of binaural audio? Leave a comment <3

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[M4F] Fucking the dorkiest virgin clone in the universe [Sci-fi] [Sweet] [Spaceship] [One bunk] [You're cute] [His first time] [Whimpers] [Creampie] [Rambles] [Water pirates] [Corn that goes pop] [Early access]

Here is part 2!

How do you explain to someone who doesn't know what corn is, what popcorn is? What is a water pirate? How does ftl travel work? Does being a space pirate get you laid a lot? All the answers and more available in this very audio! (there's sex too, don't worry, he's very cute)

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[M4A] Your first time on a interstellar spaceship? [SFW] [Adventure] [SFX]

So I've wanted to try my hand at more space sfx recently, and while my content is usually about cosy, intimate and sometimes silly scenarios, I've also wanted to dable with narrative story-driven projects.

Here's one!

It's not what I usually make, but hopefully you'll still find the start of a space adventure to be an interesting l...

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Patreon Posting Schedule!

Patreon Posting Schedule!

Hi! Starting from next week I'll be posting like this on Patreon.

The polled exclusive will be outside of this schedule, unless it falls on one of the days.

The audios will be available for the public at minimum 2 days after the post.

Updates, and other misc. posts like lenses will be sprinkled in between.

Have a lo...

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Patreon exclusive poll april 2023!

This poll was inspired by a challenge I saw!

While I know that there are some critiques on the "5 Love Languages" categorization, I still thought it could make for a good audio idea to have something centered around one of those.

Gift giving seemed the hardest to create for the receiving end, so that one is the listener giving some...

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Post vasectomy April update! [Update]

Just a little hello with some info. for you guys :)

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[M4F] Inappropriately needy? [Filthy] then [Sweet] [Possesive] [Needy] [Meta] [Dirty talking] [Aftercare] [Patreon Exclusive]

Here's the full audio! Good job being patient ~

The prelude from yesterday ends at 6:47, where after it perhaps crosses the line of what is appropriate to say in a sfw audio. Hehe.

Happy listening <3

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[M4F] The limits of appropriateness [SFW-ish] [Exclusive part 1] [Teasing] ]You're beautiful] [Sweet] [Menace]

You get the rest tomorrow.


You can be patient.. right?

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[M4F] Fuck me? Fuck you. [Enemies to Lovers] [Chess players] [Dark small room] [Locked in] [Hold the moan] [Fuck you] [Mind games] [Say it out loud] [Switch] [Good girl] [Tease] [Early access]

Here's a spicy audio for you to enjoy this lovely friday evening. title might just be a placeholder. 😇

Hmm.. Should we do more close proximity teasing? Or maybe you have an idea for a part 2 of this audio? Feel free to tell me what you have on your mind~
(also recovery is going well!, audio update soon!)

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[M4A] Tickles! [SFW] [Short and sweet] [He gets tickled] [Can't fight back]

Hi! So this is the sfw audio for you this week.

A little shorter than I'd have liked, but I was not able to record more before I had a little surgery done.

I say little surgery, I had a vasectomy today. I will talk about it more in an update soon, once the discomfort and pain has passed.

Sending love to you, and if you hav...

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[AMA] Answering your questions, while in bed! [Cosy ama] [March 2023]

Feel free to reply to my answers, or otherwise discuss (maybe even answer some of them yourself) down in the comments below.

I'm traveling today, so I'd love to read what you have on your mind while I'm on the road.  

And thank you again so much for these questions! I love how engaged you are, it helps me learn more about wha...

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[M4A] When your favourite sleep aid is spicy [SFW] [Lol] [Teasing] [Sleep aid] [Sweet] [Naughty] [Praise] [Imagery] [Menace]

Wait this is how you want to fall asleep?

😇😈

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[M4F] You don't have to hold my hand anymore, you know? [Tour Guide] [Power Outage] [In the dark] [Locked in] [Sweet] [Gentle Mdom] [Reassurance] [Art talk] [Sweet timid listener] [Interrupted] [Semi-public] [Early access]

I have no idea why I start with an english accent, but I decided to keep it so sue me.

hehe.

Enjoy!

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[M4A] Mutual teasing is comforting, right? [SFW] [Music] [Relax] [Light teasing] [Comforting] [Distracting] [Sweet]

Alright! This is the result of me trying to record a sfw audio while also being horny, I guess lol.

Also I edited this drunk, so I might have to redo it. (The wine is good though, totally worth it)

Let me know if there's anything to jarring I missed, please. You're amazing. Thank you. 🤍

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March 2023 Patreon Exclusive Poll! + AMA Questions

Hi hello, welcome!

We're doing ✨vibes✨ for this month's patreon exclusive. Interpret as you want. (hopefully my emoji game is on point, lol)

-- Also, leave a comment with a question for the ama this month! I will be cosying up and probably just roleplay that we're cuddling while I answer these questions. Why? Well because I'm c...

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March 2023 Schedule

March 2023 Schedule

Plus a poll coming up shortly!

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March 2023 Update - Loneliness talk, travelling, friendship, etc.

<3

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[M4F] You'll love the meta bit [Teasing] [Desperate] [Slippery slope] [Mirror] [Friends on a trip] [Recovering from a cold] [Gravel voice] [Under the covers] [Meta] [Horny content creator] [Patreon Exclusive]

So I know some of you are into the morning groggy voice I do sometimes.. Well if you're one of them, you're in luck! Because for the last week or so, I haven't had anything but a gravely voice!

I had to improvise a bit to figure out how to incorporate my hoarse-ness, but I think it turned out great. Although as the title suggest...

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[M4F] I plowed the driveway now I'm plowing you [Snow storm] [Domestic] [Slippery Slope] [We really shouldn't] [Outercourse] turned into [Intercourse] [Unprotected sex] [Good girl] [Fuck] [Please] [Don't cum] [Cum for me] [Creampie] [Aftercare] [Silly] [4th wall break] [Early access]

A little slow month, but some content was indeed created! This one has a little more sfx than usual, mainly because I had an idea and the idea required them lol.

Also, the there's not really that much "plowing" winkwonk in this audio, but the title was too tempting.

Also, you totally forgot to put the water over smh.

Hehe....

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POV: You're a cat waking him up at 2 am for cuddles [SFW] [Kitty] [Danish] [Spanish] a little [Singing] [4th wall break]

Totally not inspired by real life events... 

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Update video - post paris!

Update video - post paris!

Very sleepy while I recorded this, and also kinda sleepy editing and posting it!

Talking about all sorts of things in here, but it's very slow and soft.

Goodnight from (insert yet undisclosed location)

<3

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February 2023 Patreon Exclusive Poll

Time to vote!

In this round of voting you get to vote for as many tags as you'd like, and I'll create an audio with the top 3 voted choices.

Polls close in 72 hours <3

A fourth bonus tag will be the most "liked" comment!

Desperate is very close (but not the same!) as Frustration, so I might fus...

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Boyfriend Sleep Aid #5 [Cat purrs] [Late night chat] [Small chess rant] [Appreciating you]

Hi! I hope your February is being gentle to you

Here's another sleep aid, this one with some added purrs from one of the french cats I had the pleasure of getting to know.

The Patreon Exclusive Poll will be up tomorrow, ready for you to vote away at your favourite audio idea for me to make.

Also, this one I might add the s...

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[M4F] The Froid Gambit [Cold airbnb] [Let's warm up together] a little [French] [Cuddles] [Brr] [Kisses] [Very silly] [Cockwarming] [Creampie] a little [Lie] [Sweetheart] [Wrestling] [Himbo moment] [Warm towel] [Patreon Exclusive]

It's here! Crunch in France, the audio!
It was cold here, and that inspired me to make this sweet scenario.

Hopefully it'll help keep you warm <3

Also. Please be gentle about my post-nut himbo moment. Towel warmers warm towels. I know that.

Please.

Thank you.

Hehe.

Bon appétit! 🥐

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