There is something about Audric that drives you crazy in the best way. He is breathtakingly pretty and utterly annoying in equal measure—not to mention sharp and snarky in all the ways you love to hate. But do you get under his skin as much as he gets under yours? When the two of you end up driving to a work conference together, you find you h...
2025-09-20 17:19:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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Normally you’re not one for dungeon crawling—the monsters don’t bother you, but the puzzles give you the worst performance anxiety. You make an exception after an old crush invites you along to raid a wiza...
2025-09-10 17:06:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-08-31 17:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
You wanted to show Lucien how much you’ve progressed since he hired you. Leave it to a vampire to see right to the heart of the matter: in spite of the brave face you show the world, life has been very difficult and very lonely. Fortunately, Lucien understands.
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When a hell mouth opens in the middle of your village, you don’t think, you just grab the closest thing you can use as a weapon—which happens to be your late grandmother’s walking stick—and try to beat the monsters back.
You don’t survive the attempt. Instead of the afterlife, you find yourself in Limbo, where the slain spirits o...
2025-08-23 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you find yourself unable to calm down after a truly hellish week, your psychic boyfriend offers to help you in the same way he’s helped so many of his clients: by projecting soothing memories directly into your mind. You soon discover this isn’t a typical relaxation session—with you, it’s an intimate act of pure adoration.
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2025-08-20 14:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post
After a maddening day of trying of enduring embarrassments and interruptions galore, you are finally able to steal a private moment together in the guise of Sir Mallory giving you some much-needed horseback riding lessons.
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Love,
Phas 💖
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As the series is completely - at least for now - I thought I would put together a compilation of every episode featuring our favourite valet, Harley. Naturally, a version including the Patreon-exclusive scenes will come tomorrow.
Love,
Phas 💖
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2025-07-17 12:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The death of Beast’s magical garden is a terrible blow to you both. With no research and no purpose, your Beast struggles to decide what to
The death of Beast’s magical garden is a terrible blow to you both. With no research and no purpose, your Beast struggles to decide what to do next as old doubts and fears come bubbling to the surf...
2025-07-12 18:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post
wow i finally wrote something. it's been a long time.
partly inspired by Detroit: Become Human (obviously).
sorry there's been a longer gap than usual between releases. i'm between homes right now, currently living with my sister, and so finding space and time to record is proving difficult. thanks for your patience. hopefully won't ...
2025-07-02 21:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-06-17 20:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
During your journey to your new estate, a rainstorm and muddy roads leave you stuck inside your carriage with a knight who loathes you. After the two of you indulge in a drinking game, you learn his feelings toward being assigned to you are more complicated than you thought. It’s a shame he won’t remember much of the conversation.
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2025-06-16 23:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Comfort must rely upon your steadfast affections and reassurances as the two of you settle down to rest in Norwich. Upon traversing the city, you are both shocked to run into Comfort’s oldest friend in the most unlikely of places.
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2025-06-01 19:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
You had dreams of becoming a troubadour before the king claimed you as his consort. As your royal paramour smothers you with gifts and servants, your creative soul withers. All you can think about are the dreams you lost. You didn’t expect to find an understanding ally in the gruff knight hired to protect you, but somehow he understands how be...
2025-05-31 15:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
When you get a call about a sick merman at 5:30 in the morning, your only thought is that you’re excited to learn more about a species you’ve only read about in textbooks. You had no idea he could talk. Furthermore, you’re pretty sure your test subject is hitting on you.
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With the danger passed, you and Comfort talk about what happens next.
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2025-05-16 17:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever since you fell through the floor, Callistus has been extra protective of you—and increasingly blameful of himself. He is convinced his emotions are a danger to you. It’s time to prove to him that he isn’t the monster he thinks he is, and that it’s all right to get angry and overwhelmed sometimes.
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2025-05-06 20:43:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The rosy morning after James confesses his feelings toward you is almost ruined by the sudden appearance of a letter from your father - with the news that he has set you up to be engaged! Fortunately your valet is here to help you take a stand.
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He had a chance to explore eternity, but he decided he chose to spend it with you.
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Thanks for your patience while I was very busy with difficult life events, and then getting over a nasty cold. Congestion does so play havo...
2025-04-26 14:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve been on the run before—Comfort-in-Faith hasn’t. All you want to do is ease his burdens.
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2025-04-09 14:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
After a harrowing accident, you are left in the Beast’s capable hands. As he patches you up, he finally tells you the rest of his story.
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2025-04-08 16:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post