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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [320]

“His virginity?!”

When the Uma Musume outside heard Gold Ship threaten to take Mizuno’s virginity, their reactions were a mix of shock and delight.

Shocked—because the criminal who kidnapped Mizuno really was Gold Ship!

Delighted—because Mizuno’s virginity was actually still untouched?!

For competitiv...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [319]

“I knew it was you, Gold Ship!” Mejiro McQueen clenched her fists in anger.

Only Gold Ship would dare impersonate her, using her name to pull something like this at a time like this!

...

“So I’ve been found out...”

Inside the basement room, Gold Ship held her tablet, watching Rudolf and the others through the ca...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [318]

On the surface, who knew how many meters above Gold Ship’s underground base, a group of young Uma Musume in Tracen Academy uniforms were clustered around a patch of turf, its color just a shade off from the surrounding grass, clutching nervously at their bow ties.

Today, with the exception of Haru Urara—left behind because everyone was...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [317]

“So that’s how it is...”

Fortune rested her chin in her hand, tilting her head with her eyes closed, as if seriously weighing whether possessing Gold Ship would be the better option.
But after careful thought, she shook her head: “No.”

“Why?!” Gold Ship blurted, startling Mizuno beneath her.

“My conditions ar...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [316]

While Mizuno’s consciousness was pulled into Fortune’s mindspace, from Gold Ship’s point of view, Mizuno had just rolled his eyes back in shock and fainted dead away on the bed, motionless.

“Playing dead?” Gold Ship narrowed her eyes suspiciously, not buying for a second that Mizuno’s nerves were so weak he’d pass out just fr...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [220]

“Hey, buddy, this is my body. Mind getting out?”

Another voice suddenly echoed inside Xi's mind, throwing her into stunned disbelief.

This body shouldn't have any consciousness at all—that was the one thing she'd confirmed repeatedly during these past days.

Yet now, a consciousness had abruptly appeared within it, even po...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [219]

“Feng Liqi is back.”

When Xi received this news, even she was somewhat surprised. "She's back?"

Not just Xi—everyone else was equally astonished.

“Didn't she run away? It’s only been a few days, and she's already returned, tail between her legs?”

“Judging by when she left that farewell note, it's barely been...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [218]

“I surrender! I surrender! Don’t hit me!”

Though brief, those words endlessly echoed in everyone’s ears.

Particularly because the speaker was someone whose lower half remained embarrassingly stuck outside the wall, magnifying the shock of the moment.

Especially for Ahri.

In her mind, the Upper Gods symbolized abso...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [217]

“Let’s make a deal.”

“A deal? With you? Hahaha… Now that the entire Cangcheng has been devoured, you wish to bargain?”

“Rahu is propagated by the Denizens of Abundance capable of hosting Emanators. Even you cannot escape their digestion. Thus, now is precisely the best moment for our deal.”<...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [216]

“Did you hear that thunder last night? It scared me half to death!”

“How couldn’t I? It sent a chill straight down my spine!”

As the sun rose, villagers' greetings intertwined with chatter about last night's thunderstorm.

Within the bustling crowd, a little Foxian followed closely behind an adult, her curious ears per...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [105]

Ruan Mei possessed a delicate, captivating beauty—her nose petite and refined, her lips cherry-red. Her jet-black hair was gently swept up, adorned subtly with plum blossoms, accentuating her elegance and serenity.

She wore a dark blue qipao patterned like ink-wash painting, its high slit revealing slender, snow-white legs as graceful as...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [104]

Yevenko briefly considered it—this plan seemed quite feasible.

After all, when it came to Tom…literally any plan might work.

Even if he didn't directly break through the "Dream of Tàiyī," solving the issue with Tom and Jerry was just a matter of time. But for Yevenko, the goal was making things simpler, even if just a bit.

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [103]

The Astral Express possessed a protective barrier on its outer hull. This barrier could shield the train from ordinary external attacks, maintaining normal gravity within.

Thus, in Star Rail, even when the Express was swallowed whole by a colossal worm, it didn’t suffer significant harm—the worm's gastric acid couldn't even er...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [102]

Astral Express.

A brilliant flash, and Yevenko returned to the train with his passengers in tow.

March 7th and Stelle were still happily stuffing themselves with Luofu’s special delicacies, back on the Xianzhou.

Yevenko had briefly discussed with his passengers and decided to bring them back first.

Except Jade.

Wh...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [101]

All along, Yevenko had stood by, letting Tom and Jerry break others' mental defenses. But this time, he himself was sunk by Jerry's utter irrationality.

Great. Jerry ripped the "10 Day Vacation" popup in half. The original ten-day pass turned into Jerry permanently selecting himself.

Tom and Jerry had always been inseparable; Yevenko...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [65]

"...Lingzhou, Stelle... and Clara, Hook?"

Seele agilely leaped onto the flat ground in front of the orphanage, startled upon seeing who stood there.

"Why are you all here?"

The sudden voice drew everyone's gaze.

Clara subconsciously restrained her not-so-intelligent guardian robots.

"Sister Seele from Wildfire…" 2025-11-13 18:09:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [64]

Stelle gradually noticed the noise, turning her head with confusion.

"Clara? Sounds more like robots moving to me."

Lingzhou: "Rivet Town’s dangerous. Robots are protecting her all the way."

But what’s the little girl doing here alone?

Guessing at the likely reason, Lingzhou glanced at the supplies in front of him. 2025-11-13 18:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [63]

“Alright, alright~ My stubborn Mister Lingzhou, whatever shall I do with you?”

“If you're really helpless, tell me the whereabouts of the Master of Prescience.”

“Aha doesn’t know~ Would a sprig of mugwort be enough compensation?”

“If you want mugwort, go find Nanook. He’d probably be more than happy to give yo...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [62]

Lingzhou unfolded half of his wing, abruptly fanning it to the side—

A fierce wind roared, sweeping the airborne flames and ice shards upwards, causing them to devour each other.

① "That's one big guy."
② "Are those two also Fragmentum creatures?"

Lingzhou: "Mm, Blaze and Ice Out of Space."

Stelle eagerly bounced...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [61]

Whoever played this section would inevitably get ambushed.
As for why the devs designed it this way, nobody really knew.

Because the game directly handed players a trial Hook, openly providing the answer while introducing the character and paying playful homage simultaneously.

[Such cute skills! I'm having visions of Klee.]
[Ev...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [798]

The development was nearly inevitable: the Flame Hazes who’d decided to oppose the God of Humanity came knocking on Shana's and Alastor’s door.

Their intentions were obvious—if they had help from another deity, especially the God of Retribution, whose authorities included judgment and punishment, their chances against that mysterious...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [797]

After arranging everything, Nitocris met once more with the "Spiral Organ," Leanan-sidhe. She repaired the treasured painting for her as agreed, then finally set off toward the location of the Snake of the Festival, the Crimson God of Creation. Perhaps it wasn’t entirely accurate to say "set off," as Nitocris’s true body existed outside the ...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [796]

Hirai Yukari had come to the apartment where Shana and Wilhelmina lived together.

This place had practically become a buffer zone between two worlds—those violent clashes involving the Crimson Denizens, the mission of Flame Hazes, and conflicts beyond ordinary comprehension clearly weren’t things suitable for Yukari’s parents, ordina...

Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [312]

The brick‑and‑stone wall had been violently broken open, clearly the spot where Hu Tao had entered.

Without hesitation, Jiang Bai stepped inside.

The moment he crossed the threshold, he felt as if he’d passed through an invisible membrane. Even the temperature dropped several degrees.

Footprints crowded the ground—many ...

Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [311]

“The passage of time, coupled with the dense yin energy inherent to Wuwang Hill and its ley lines, makes anything possible within those tombs. Even I don't fully understand the dangers lurking inside those ancient burial chambers.”

Hearing Zhongli say this, Jiang Bai furrowed his brows.

If even Zhongli didn't know precisely what ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [315]

“!!!”

Fortune’s sudden awakening sent a ripple through Mizuno’s composure that, just a moment ago, had been steady as a rock.

Seriously, sis, you pick now to wake up? Not earlier, not later—right when I’m lying about you still being asleep?!

“Gulp...”

His once-genuine, earnest gaze wavered for the first ti...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [314]

“Gah! Broshi, don’t touch that!”

Seeing his chastity genuinely about to vanish, Mizuno immediately panicked.

Though he still didn't want Gold Ship dragged into this mess, if he refused now, he'd be the one dragged into his bro’s mess instead!

Besides, Fortune was still asleep anyway. No matter whether Mizuno ag...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [313]

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship declare that they were no longer brothers, there was no mistaking it—his heart shattered.

It felt like one of those melodramatic romance dramas, where two guys who used to share a bed, feed each other, do everything together, suddenly turn into bitter rivals fighting over a bad woman—Fortune—even coming to...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [312]

“—Huh?!”

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship ask him to hand over Fortune, his mind went completely blank.

Wait a minute—so what Broshi had been after all this time was Fortune?! But how did she even know Fortune existed? He hadn’t slipped up, had he?

After thinking it over, Mizuno realized it actually made sense. Back when M...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [311]

Perhaps because her brain was wired differently—or maybe due to some special influence—Gold Ship’s way of thinking had always diverged greatly from the ordinary, resulting in behaviors that nobody could quite comprehend. Only days after starting kindergarten, she became infamous throughout the entire school for successfully scamming the pr...