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Chapter №2 – Hungarian Maid Tutoring

The sun shines, the birds sing, and Boris? Boris likes to take a nap. He’d take a nap forever if not for the fact that he eventually gets hungry like any other human being.

For the first time in a while, Boris managed to lazily stretch his arms ...

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Chapter №1 – To Our Beautiful Montenegro?


BANG!

“Milye Burasika! Leebliye’ya! See en leebliye’ya!”

…God, is that you?

Crash, crackle!

…God’s speaking a weird language that I can’t...

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Prologue – Long live King Nicholas, rest in peace(s) Private Boris!

CONTENT WARNING: Modern warfare, of the World War I kind, and the horrible things that come along with it. It's nothing too explicitly graphic, and it'll be contained to the prologue chapter.

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8 January 1916
M...

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Chapter LIX – Their lingo is discussed upon.

42nd of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Libertycave, Mount Curry

“My legs, o’ my poor...

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Chapter LVIII – Their ambush is proceeding on.

Bugles call, the drums rage… or they would if not for the fact that this was supposed to be an ambush. Anyb...

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Patreon, and it's 'enshittification'

Hello good fellows, ye who art subscribed to mine and others' Patreon and ye few who art not subscribed but follow me here nonetheless.

You might have noticed the little UI changes that have happened here and there. Now the whole bloody thing looks like a mobile app even on PC. Unfortunately, we're in the modern age, an era wherein every s...

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Chapter LVII – Their army is marching on.

41st of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu

It was supposed to be...

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Chapter LVI – He that is without a defense against us.

39th of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry

Textiles: They’re an old human trad...

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Chapter LV – He that is without justification among us.

34th of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu

Nominally, it was a q...

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Chapter LIV – He that is without a cause among you.

(Update: Added a sentence in one of the beginning paragraphs to mention what actually happened to the...

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Chapter LIII – He that is without a clue among you.


30th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of the City of Casamonu, Casamonu

A fire raged on. Not ...

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Untitled WWI Soldier Otome Isekai Project

Untitled WWI Soldier Otome Isekai Project

UPDATE (28.08.2023): I've finished the cover art. Unfortunately it looks nothing like the "dime-a-dozen Korean otome isekai manhwa" look that I wish I could properly do for authenticity's sake, but I'd still say that this cover art is decent enough on its own (maybe I'll use some of my Patreon money to commission a more cliché cover art for thi...

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Chapter LII – He that is without weaponry among you.

In the depths of some nondescript forest in the middle of Northern Gemeinplatz, a trio of people were in trou...

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Chapter L – Escape from there quickly and be free.

NOTICE: I've done my best to keep up with a two-chapter-a-week, but real life has made this impossible for me. I apologize for getting your hopes up, and I'll be going back to a one-chapter-a-week release schedule as was before.

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2023-08-13 12:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter XLIX – Walk before them faithfully and be hidden.

29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu

“Mmh… Is it mor...

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Chapter XLVIII – Be frisked here carefully and act innocent.

28-29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu
(where else would it b...

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Chapter XLVII – Speak before her carefully and be inconspicuous.

Brown wasn’t a stranger to conducting shady business; the Beecher’s Bibles didn’t ship themselves. The ...

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Chapter XLVI – March before me faithfully and be inconspicuous.

“…that’s why we went all the way around to the Southern gate?” Ayomide couldn’t help but look upwar...

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Chapter XLV – Walk before me faithfully and be blameless.

28th of Summer, 5859
Yellowclover Village, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu

Having...

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Chapter XLIV – Visitors in the midst of a city.

27th of Summer, 5859
Imperial Highway №04-765, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu

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Chapter XLIII – Mortals in the midst of a mystery.

The room was ever so silent, even after Brown’s question as it received no answers. Vines still coiled, the...

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Chapter XLII – Flesh in the midst of metal.

I forgot to make an announcement on Patreon, but the John Brown Isekai will now have two chapters released per week instead of the usual one. JBI ahoy!

2023-07-09 09:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter XLI – Men in the midst of grey bricks.

Lots of bricks. A whole lot more gray. Blue bits of battered slime. A little bit more gray. The essence of an...

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Chapter XL – Men in the midst of troubles.

Dungeons. A stable in RPGs ever since the aptly named Dungeons & I-Don’t-Want-the-Pinkertons-Coming-Aft...

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Illustrations for Touhou Futsuudou

Illustrations for Touhou Futsuudou

I don't even know if anyone on my Patreon reads this one, as far as I've observed my Patrons have only come from the John Brown Isekai. Still, here are the illustrations for my Touhou fanfic project in case anyone's interested, up to chapter 21 (note: Chapter 21 was drawn by 2023-06-25 20:26:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter XXXIX – Men in the midst of trees.


27th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Mount Curry, Casamonu

Trees. They’re quite the com...

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Chapter XXXVIII – Folk in the midst of planning.

24rd of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry

Trees. They’re quite the common sig...

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Chapter XXXVII – Sheep in the midst of wolves.

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless ...

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Chapter XXXVI – Be swift my folk, to organize ourselves!

23rd of Summer, 5859
Mount Curry, Casamonu / Azdavay

Civilization, the human kind t...

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Chapter XXXV – Be swift my mouth, to order them!

“…you lost men?”

“Yes sir.”

“To a bunch of barely equipped slaves?”

“Yes si...

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