Chapter XXXIV – Be swift my hands, to construct them!
13th of Summer, 5859
Mount Curry, Casamo...
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(1⑨) Rumia (ft. Doremy Sweet) ～ Youkai Hiding in the Darkness
Night of lightlessness
One’s eyes don’t see too afar
Actually, it’s day
Licorice was ...
2023-05-11 18:44:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXXII – Be swift my spear, to impale them!
Tonight was a beautiful night like any other. Scant rays of moonlight shimmered through the clouds, resulting...
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2023-04-25 15:49:39 +0000 UTC
Chapter XXX – Bless them which revile you.
(UPDATE: Added a bit more text to the end.)
Ayomide had woken up today, on ...
2023-04-21 08:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post(16) Suika Ibuki ～ Happy as Long as She Drinks Sake
The hell’s an oni?
Our heroine does not know
She’s too drunk to learn
“Ah, the lake...
2023-04-21 08:29:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXIX – Bless them which argue with you.
All was not well on Baha’s part. All was not well.
“Your cousin was executed, Your Excelle...
2023-04-13 20:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post(15) Nitori Kawashiro ～ Lateral-Thinking Kappa
Another day, another round of sweeping.
Licorice, through her newly gained experience in thorough drudg...
2023-04-13 20:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXVIII – Bless them which inform you.
With their introductions to Brown done, Kyauta and Vaiz left the room to find accommodate themselves with the...
2023-04-05 12:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post(14) Kogasa Tatarasa (ft. Lily White) ～ The Cheery Forgotten Umbrella
Many umbrellas
Lost without a second thought
Never recovered
“It’s spring!”
...
2023-04-05 12:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post(13) Wakasagihime ～ Mermaid Living in Fresh Water
Today was another beautiful day around the Misty Lake. Despite Gensokyo entering summer, the area around the ...
2023-04-02 15:07:38 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXVII – Bless them which meet you.
My PC is up and running again, chapters will be back on the regular schedule.
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2023-03-31 12:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostNotice of Computer Dysfunction
TL;DR: My PC has gone kaputt, there might not be any new preview chapters uploaded next week. I'll release two preview chapters to compensate if such a thing does happen. Below are the ramblings of someone who has gotten slightly mad (and emotional) while trying to fix their PC.
Every beautiful things has its end.
My hard disk,...
2023-03-25 17:46:18 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXVI – The letter is come.
5th of Summer, 5859
Casamonu, Empire of Gemeinplatz
An interesting letter had arriv...
2023-03-22 19:12:56 +0000 UTC View Post(11) Hong Meiling ～ Chinese Girl
Refined into full sharpness
Let us trade blows
Today was not a special day...
2023-03-19 18:43:27 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude – A sermon in the (after)life of Jacob Smith.
Note: This chapter is supposed to be read after Chapter 7.
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Back on Earth, Jacob hadn’t been a common attendant of his local church. He thought that churches in Florida were too ‘woke’, so he preferred spending his time on Sunday by ranting online about how Western civilization was collapsing or whatever. 2023-03-16 21:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
(10) Sakuya Izayoi ～ Maid of the Devil
Around town travels
Whispers of who’s here today
Maids most contrasting
Today was a sp...
2023-03-16 05:50:21 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXV – The reaction is come.
2nd of Summer, 5859
Former Estate of Sir Algernon (new name still pending), Azdavay / Casamonu
2023-03-16 05:45:46 +0000 UTC
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(7) Reimu Hakurei ～ Shrine Maiden of Paradise
Ye who art divine
Protect us from the youkai
She is really drunk
Gensokyo stands separated fr...
2023-03-12 06:41:37 +0000 UTC View Post(6) Patchouli Knowledge ～ The Unmoving Great Library
From knowledge comes power; with power comes responsibility. The mistress had two of those, the last one was a thing that she wasn’t concerned about in general.
To attain the vast knowledge needed for great power the mistress had built, over a h...
2023-03-07 19:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter XXIV – The aftermath is come.
It was the night of the day that the freemen had held their council. The debate had raged on for a long, long t...
2023-03-07 19:19:34 +0000 UTC View Post(5) Rinnosuke Morichika ～ Curious Fellow of Curios
On the edge of the Forest of Magic laid a curious shop named Kourindou, operated by an equally curious man. The owner, a certain half-youkai half-human named Rinnosuke Morichika, was a collector and dealer of items that fell in to Gensokyo from the Outs...
2023-03-05 22:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostCover art for "Ordinary Maid, Extraordinary Realm"
Pretty excited to get working on this one.
2023-03-04 18:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post(3) Remilia Scarlet ～ The Scarlet Devil
“Ah, that felt great… Only if I had a hairdryer.” Licorice did her best to wipe off the last strongholds of water holding onto her hair. It was nigh impossible to completely dry the lush jungles of keratin that lay atop her head, but she did her b...
2023-03-03 17:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post(2) Sakuya Izayoi ～ The Perfect and Elegant Maid
“You think she’s alive?”
“She’s been laying here for a day. Do humans sleep that long?”
“…Wait, she’s just opened her eyes!”
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(1) Licorice Meidou ～ Ordinary Human Girl
This is the first chapter of the side-project that I've just announced (it has a title now: 'Ordinary Maid, Extraordinary Realm'). I plan on releasing this chapter publicly in around two weeks.
I'll only be working on this project if I have free time after writing the weekly John Brown Isekai: taking a step back and temporarily focusing on...
2023-02-26 21:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostA side project that's not related to John Brown or Isekai
TL;DR: I'm going to be spending my free time (a.k.a. time where I'm not writing the John Brown Isekai) to sometimes write a slice-of-life Touhou fanfic that I've been planning for some time. The first chapter will release sometime next month. The schedule of the John Brown Isekai won't be affected in any way, shape or form; you ...
2023-02-26 15:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostIllustrations for the John Brown Isekai
Pretty excited to begin working on these, I've only focused on writing the chapters up until now without working on the images. These are in no particular order; and I'll be updating this post as I make more.
UPDATE (25/06/2023): Updated to add all illustrations up to chapter 26.
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