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Chapter 21

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[Seal of the Crimson Mist Sect]

To the Fifth Elder, Wu Ryujin,

I hope this letter finds you in good health. It is with a heavy heart that I bring to your attention a matter of utmost urgency. The sect known as the Obsid...

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Chapter 20

- Bis Ke -

Bis Ke had been over the moon when her Great Master had finally returned. She zoomed across the room, leaping onto his shoulder, showing how much she’d missed him. She would admit, though, It might have been a tad bit mortifying with her junior brothers giving her the eyeball treatment, but who cared?...

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Chapter 19 (Not Edited)

AN: Apologies for not edited, am tryna get an editor atm.

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The scroll in my hands felt quite weird.

My worries had been for naught it seemed, given that the old man knew what I was looking for and had helped me find it in a few seconds. I had no clue how he did it, or how he knew about my intentions, but he helped me. In exch...

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Chapter 18 (Not Edited)

I named her Noodles. The snake, I mean. It was cute. Slithering about my arm and peaking through my sleeve. Strangely, the system didn’t identify it as a Disciple nor a pet or anything of that sort. It didn’t respond at all. I sighed, moving my attention away from all that and focusing on Xinran instead. She hadn’t talked since we landed i...

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Chapter 17

With a twinkle in my eye, I began, “I’m, uh, crippled. Sorry.” She flushed again, steam rising off her head as she flailed her hands about trying to correct herself, “I—I d-didn’t mean it like that, savior! A-and it’s alright to—to b-be t-that!”

“That? What?” I tilted my head, the fuck was she cooking? Did s...

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Chapter 16

“Ah, looks like trouble has found us,” I muttered to Xinran as I can watched the young master sauntering with his minions.

She glanced at the approaching group and frowned. “You know them, savior?”

“Unfortunately,” I replied with a resigned sigh, cocking my head at the young master. “That's Yun Ren, the Young Master o...

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Art

For those interested, I've the character arts on my site.

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small notice about schedule.

Welcome to all of you guys! Thank you very much for the sub. The schedule will be one chap a day, however, the time will be different between RR and Patreon. As you might know, Patreon does not have a schedule feature for specific tiers. I'm usually asleep at this time, so I'm wondering when I should upload the chapter of any given day....

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Chapter 15

- Xinran -

She woke up with a start, gasping for air as her body convulsed in pain from a sudden surge of activity. She hissed and tears welled up in her eyes but she bit her lower lip and resolved herself to not weep. Fuck it hurt so bad. She couldn’t bother minding her language, her mind was the only ...

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Chapter 14

AN: Not edited.

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I sat inside the healer’s establishment, tapping my foot on the ground with a constant rhythm. An exhale made its way out of my mouth as I waited for the healer to tend to the woman. I wondered if I’d made the right decision for a moment before shaking my head and went back to waiting. Soon en...

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Chapter 13

My stomach rumbled awake in the sun’s glare as I stomped through the rugged terrain while heaving. I should not have come alone. My fucking mount running off was one thing but trying to catch it without cultivation was downright torturous. So I’d just given up and walked toward the nearest town I could recall. The sun shone brighter...

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Chapter 12

The Month Of The Mists was nearing and the townsfolk had already started gathering Vipervine. It was clear that there was a shortage this year and the people were freaking out. No one wanted to venture deeper to get Vipervine. Meanwhile, this was exactly what I’d wanted to happen so I spent most of my time in the library looking for a way to c...

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Chapter 11

Man, Is Biscuit really normal? Like, “normal” normal?

I couldn’t help but think after I saw all that horseshit in front of my eyes. Renji and Kai were moaning on the ground when I’d arrived, and the former of two clutching onto his family jewels quite tightly as tears and snot covered his face. I couldn’t help but wince ...

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Chapter 10

Carefully getting near, I wrapped my fingers around it and gave it a firm jerk.

I excavated it easily, that one jerk was enough to pull it out it seemed, though I definitely didn’t like that disgusting screech that sounded, nor the spooky tendrils that sprouted out of the ground and thrust toward me with ferocity, quivering in what could...

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Chapter 09

“Renji, Kai,” I addressed them, and they straightened up, looking nervous. “Ah… This wouldn’t do. Today, I want to refresh my knowledge of the Mortal Realm. It seems I have forgotten quite a lot.”  I said, feigning exasperation and placing a hand on my forehead with a dramatic sigh.

Both knew it was horseshit, I w...

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Chapter 08

Disciple System Activated.

In that moment, clarity washed over her. It was as if a hidden reservoir of strength had been unlocked. She knew what she had to do. Her instincts guided her, and she found herself in sync with something, some mechanism that had been waiting for her touch.

Disciple Biscuit has been ...

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Chapter 07

Bis Ke was royally pissed.

Her Great Master had had her in a tight embrace, leaving her no room to wiggle free. Her whiskers twitched in annoyance, and her body squirmed and twisted, trying to break free from his grasp yet she couldn’t. Her Great Master held onto her too tightly! She would usually allow him to shower he...

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Chapter 06

Bleak Town’s name described it very well, because it was just that, bleak. No vegetation as far as my eyes could see. My nose crinkled in disgust at the sight of those demonic red plants wriggling around like real creatures as I walked about the town, greeting the people—they needed to at least see their new lord. But seriously, who...

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Chapter 05

- Li Renji -

He had expected that he would not do well, and he was right. Despite an exceptional Vitra—he was confident that it was, the clan leader's eyes had conveyed enough—he had failed not only his late parents but Sister Huang Jingyi as well. He stood there, head lowered, as everyone else got tested. Sister Huang...

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Chapter 04

“We're here, Elder Wu,” Jin Ruo said, bowing respectfully. “Please allow me to lead the way to the Disciple Selection Ceremony.”

I nodded, no words were needed.

Maintaining the facade of the man whose body I possessed was essential now. With Jin Ruo, I could loosen up a bit, but around the other Elders, I had to play the part...

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Chapter 03

Die—I will die.

[Herald of Flags] giving a warning for a Red Flag was very sudden and frightening. I instantly grew cautious wondering if it would happen now or later. I didn’t want to die. Although the flag hung over me constantly, I Ignored the Quest as well as the Flag for now. Taking a deep breath, and wit...

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Chapter 02

The elderly woman departed, and I stared. Questions lingered in my mind, but I shoved them into the corner.

Getting back into my daily routine of sleeping came naturally and easily, as it was the only thing I did aside from eating and shitting. I must have set some kind of world sleep record, given how much I slept, but who cared about tha...

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Chapter 01

That night when I died was confusing. I always thought death would give me respite from life’s shenanigans, but I was wrong, so very wrong. Life hadn’t been fair to me. Or, more like, god? I didn’t know. Not really a believer. Oh well, that aside, It all started with me stepping a foot outside my house that day and flicking my wrist to che...

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Demonic Sect Elder, Type A

Demonic Sect Elder, Type A

Imagine a Xianxia MC. Imagined? Good.

You might think he fights other young masters, face slaps them, gets the jade beauties that aren't actually green, and becomes an immortal. If you have imagined that, congratulations, but that's not who I am.

I'm apparently Demonic Sect Elder, Type A. Crippled, and in seve...

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