The next update to Dave.EXE is here and it's MASSIVE in terms of content! A brand new location, enemies, cosmetics and more! Get ready for a buffed up dodge roll that can avoid damage, accessories, masks, gripper cosmetics and tons of QoL changes, fixes and additions. Hope you enjoy this update, was super fun to work on!
Disclaimer: This g...
2022-10-14 17:59:28 +0000 UTC
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Have you ever felt that the customization options could be more vast? Well boy do I have news for you! Accessories, masks and grippables (mmm lemme grip that a-) are now being added to the game. This means you can have a shirt on, hat, and face and combo a mask, an item in your hand and some gear on your body, such as these examples here!
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2022-09-30 01:21:11 +0000 UTC
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A new foe? Yes and more specifically a new event enemy! Can I also tell you something else? There's more than two regular enemies showing up to wreck your timelines and beat you up real good. Now I don't want to outright spoil the guy, but I feel like it might be obvious who this is if you've been around for a little bit. :b
2022-09-20 16:22:03 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back y'all, I'm sure you're wondering why I'd go and update Dave.EXE after I said I wouldn't cause I wanted to focus on the remake down the line. You see, sometimes I change my mind and besides, I can transfer these maps and enemy blueprints to the remake, so it's not like I'm wasting time working on this, lol.
Now enough talk, wha...
2022-09-15 20:05:09 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick hotfix to patch a few issues and add a few player suggested features!
Patch Notes:
Added: An extra prompt to the tutorial to mention how your health is displayed
Added: The ability to use your scroll wheel to swap characters
Added: A delay to destroy shotgun projectiles if in the air for 0.75 seconds to prevent ar...
2022-09-07 18:35:16 +0000 UTC
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The Patreon exclusive demo for Vex Clock is finally here for all to play! While it is technically exclusive to download on my Patreon, all patrons and non-patrons are allowed to download and play it for free.
Oh and please do consider wishlisting the game on Steam to help push it in the Steam algorithm. The more wishlists the game page get...
2022-09-07 14:11:54 +0000 UTC
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Heyo, so a few posts ago I mentioned I'd release the demo for Vex Clock onto Patreon by the end of this month, but unfortunately I'm gonna have to push it back to September due to unforeseen circumstances. I wanted to prep up the game page with art assets to make it pop, but it's taking a little longer than expected. No game page means no demo e...
2022-08-27 13:35:44 +0000 UTC
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Huh? Huh? Huh??? Yes, you confused gamer. I decided to drop the Return of the Deep Terror's unfinished update on Patreon. Bugs are to be expected and it's missing a majority of content that would've otherwise been in the full version of this update. It's mostly meant for y'all to try out for funsys.
Added: An expanded map. Explore a bigger...
2022-08-13 15:39:43 +0000 UTC
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Bongo is back? Indeed he is, with a brand new update featuring some highly requested features.
Added: Endless Mode. Collect an infinite number of bananas and survive against an onslaught of mini Bongos as you try to beat your highscore.
Added: Color options in the in-game options menu
Fixed: Bongo's wide hitbox
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2022-07-28 19:36:21 +0000 UTC
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Heyo howdy, how have y'all been? Enjoying the new Vampiric Vacation update for Dave.EXE? Since I've finished that update, I've been busy busy with Vex Clock and preparing for the demo build.
As you may have seen on Twitter recently, I teased one of the hangout events that can occur during the game. As you complete missions, personal missio...
2022-07-19 21:18:29 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick update to fix a bunch of issues folks reported last night.
Added: 10 new loading screen messages
Changed: Lowered the position of the "Left Mouse To Interact" widgets so it doesn't overlap with the progress bar.
Changed: Ai's encyclopedia a bit to reflect the upcoming Microwave Waifu Dating Sim game's lore and also mostl...
2022-07-12 18:02:03 +0000 UTC
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Dave.EXE's Vampiric Vacation Update is now available! Featuring a brand new location with four new maps respectively, two new enemies, a new quest giver and plenty of QoL changes and fixes!
Disclaimer: This game is rated M if it wasn't obvious, it mostly consists of inside jokes, since it's based on my OC character and other random nonsens...
2022-07-11 22:00:18 +0000 UTC
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Dracula's Castle may be a long and forgotten game in the Dave Microwaves Games universe, but Edgy Dave remembers and is ready to take the timeline by force. Using his incredible influence, he's taken over the castle and enlisted the help of one of Mumbo Jumbo's old creations.
Prepare yourself, you're about to revisit Dracula's Castle.
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2022-06-30 19:03:21 +0000 UTC
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Howdy! If you've read the title, you already know what I've got in store for this post. But before I get to that, I wanted to talk a little bit about where I'm at with the game.

I've gone done finished the City District and it's boss stage in less...
2022-06-23 14:00:43 +0000 UTC
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Heyo howdy, happy Friday! I brought a bucket, it's full of news and stuff you might wanna sift through.
First on the agenda is some Vex Clock news! As you may know, I've been working on the city district this month and I'm just about done. Currently working on the boss stage and getting that done. Something I've been wanting to talk about ...
2022-06-17 20:49:13 +0000 UTC
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Well howdy! Surprised to see a Prototype One update drop? Teased it the other day on my Twitter, been working on this patch for like two days and finally got it done today. Got a lot of nasty bugs squashed after so long and even added in a couple new room variations to spice up the gameplay loop! Granted it isn't a lot, but it helps for sure.
2022-06-09 16:18:50 +0000 UTC
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It's official, the Microwave Waifu Dating Sim is now in development! I've been sort of teasing and hinting about the game for the past couple months, but now that we've got things rolling, I can safely say that yes, this game is real.
This will be a pretty big collab project between me, TheSassJacket and OnyanCronch. I will be handling all...
2022-06-01 16:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Heyo, time for another Vex Clock progress update! This time it's gonna be a short one. Last week I finished the second region, not sure if I had mentioned it, but it was quite the celebration. As you saw, it was a water soaked metropolis full of shark costumed employees and law enforcement that introduced the player's second ability, the Mirror ...
2022-05-25 22:46:15 +0000 UTC
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Development continues as I slowly close in on finishing this second region. Still got a boss fight to finish and some other touch ups before I move onto the third chapter. I won't be able to spoil much while I fiddle away on this chunk of the game, so how bout we talk about some of the story details and who the protagonists are in this grand adv...
2022-05-09 20:04:16 +0000 UTC
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Okay okay okay, one last patch and I can finally go back to focusing on Vex Clock, lmao. Just had to do it cause I didn't realize how much of a problem it would be if you can't skip the boss cutscenes, y'know.
Added: The ability to skip boss cutscenes.
Changed: Ducktor Dungy's gas ability to only affect your lives and not give you a gam...
2022-05-02 15:10:43 +0000 UTC
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A decent sized update, that adds in a lives system for bosses to make them more fair, as well as some buffs, nerfs and fixes.
Added: A lives system for boss floors. You start with three lives and if you run out, you get the usual gameover screen for that boss. The Determined ability for Elisabeth has been reworked to give the player an ext...
2022-04-30 16:58:34 +0000 UTC
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Doomy in the Roomy returns with a brand new update! A bite sized one compared to the last, but a juicy one at that. Originally was just gonna do a small patch fixing a bug with Ducktor Dungy that a patron had reported to me, but ended up sinking a whole week into adding in a bunch of new content, lol. Had a lot of fun working on this update, and...
2022-04-28 22:44:59 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back to another Patreon post for Vex Clock! Been awhile since I've talked about this game, but I've been hard at work ever since. Building maps, making some new gameplay elements, it's all looking really good! As you know, the game will consist of four regions, each with five playable zones. It's safe to say I've finished the first regio...
2022-04-13 21:24:37 +0000 UTC
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Yup that's right, the pre-release version of Werthit is available to download now! I'm planning on releasing the game onto Itchio/Gamejolt this Saturday, so I thought I'd give y'all a pre-release version of the game. You're free to record gameplay and upload onto Youtube before it's official release, I don't mind.
Download 64 Bit: ( The fu...
2022-04-07 16:26:23 +0000 UTC
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Buffed: SNTV's base wander speed for the TV Warehouse map from 350 to 500
Fixed: A bug that made it possible to walk over some of the pallets scattered around the TV Warehouse map
Fixed: A bug with the intro text's fade transition for the TV Warehouse map
Fixed: A bug where SNTV would say his Shopping Center unique Player Lost/Found lin...
2022-03-24 00:19:13 +0000 UTC
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Welp, it's finally here. I decided to release the original completed version of Shopping Nightmare 2 onto Patreon since I have no clue if/when I'll make the remastered version of this game. Originally I was holding off on releasing this version of the game since I felt like I could make a better remastered version down the line, but considering ...
2022-03-22 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Been debating about this for awhile, but I want your input as well! Should I release the finished version of Shopping Nightmare 2 onto Patreon or eventually get around to remaking the game to be more polished up and up to date with my current style? Tbh I'm down for either or, but since a lot of folks have been waiting for Berry's story to be co...
2022-03-21 15:33:01 +0000 UTC
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Ey folks, while I was toiling away on some stuff today, I remembered about an RPG I had worked on at one point a few months back. While I didn't make much progress on the game and ultimately abandoned it in favor of Vex Clock, I did create a bit of the foundation for it and its introduction. Since I can't release the game on here cause it's prac...
2022-03-06 21:39:07 +0000 UTC
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Well, what do you know? An update post on the Trilogy Bundle 2! Been awhile since I've last posted about it, after I showed off that bit of gameplay of Werthit in the last post, which btw you can check out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/werthit-early-61...
2022-03-01 16:05:25 +0000 UTC
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Heyo folks! Sleepy David over here, back at it again with another Patreon post. Today I'm gonna go over the details and give you a big ol' sneak peak of the changelog for Around the Clock at Bikini Bottom's V1.1.0 update. It's got a lot of juicey stuff coming so prepare thy selves!
Around the Clock V1.1.0 Changelog:
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2022-02-16 13:38:08 +0000 UTC
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