Chapter 39 - Hi, How Are You Today?
Heavy stuff.
Btw as mentioned in the author's note, no chapter next week as I will be extremely busy.
Peace
2025-11-16 13:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Chapter 37 - Vengeance on the Winter
Icarus Attack OP, devs please balance this shit please!
2025-11-02 12:14:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 36 - The Spirits Are With You
Woooooooooooo~~~ spooky scary ghosts woooooooooooooo!
2025-10-26 13:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 35 - Just A Gamblin' Man
Joey would either do really well in Vegas, or he would be one of those guys you see walking down the strip at 3am with no clothes because they lost even those in a bet.
2025-10-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 34 - Nothing but a Bunch of Weirdos
Phil and the lads making the cheer section be like an average football stadium in the states, minus the drinking.
2025-10-12 12:20:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 33 - Not Your Enemy
RAAAAAAAHHHHH LETS GOOO!!!!! Damn what a busy weekend, but we still got that Monday release right in the bag. Let's go Leaves, let's FUCKING GOOOO!
Shit now I gotta go off to work.
2025-10-06 11:56:41 +0000 UTC View PostI'm late, late for a very important date!
Aight lads just as an fyi, things got unexpectedly busy for me yesterday so the chapter's still in progress. Right now we're looking at most likely a late sunday or early monday release. Just wanted to let ya'll know so you aren't wondering where the fuck leaves disappeared to.
Cheers!
2025-10-05 13:29:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 32 - I Wanna Steal
Phil's gonna get enough diamonds to make a full suit of armor!
2025-09-28 12:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 31 - A Professional's Guide To Screwing Up The Pairings
Woooo castle part starts now!
2025-09-21 13:05:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 30 - It's Okay, I Speak Fluent Gun
Bandit Keith, an avid student of the school of "Fuck Around And Find Out". Sadly, he did indeed find out.
2025-09-14 12:16:31 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 29 - Wash Away My Bad Habits (All For You)
Man so if Jean's been smoking unfiltered cigs since the age of six, I do not want to see what his lungs look like on an x-ray.
2025-09-07 12:55:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 28 - Tell Her I Won't Be Long
Pegasussy going around the castle to find the impasta Purple Fall.
Please don't send me a pipe bomb in the mail.
2025-08-31 11:28:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 27 - Tide of Fury Breaks the Façade
PEGASUS DUEL INCOMING GET READY BOYS!
2025-08-24 12:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 26 - What is Love? (Baby Don't Hurt Me)
The love guru team strikes back! Poor Mr. Player Killer, being forced to listen to Phil and Tea's antics while he's just trying to have a duel and kick some random people off the island! Shame on them, shame on them!
2025-08-17 13:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 25 - Trapdoor into Paradise
Me rn: Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk
Brain still dead and I have work tomorrow. Rip.
2025-08-10 13:31:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24 - Butterfly Can't Stay Caged For Long
Stork is fun to write.
Also as mentioned in the author's note, break week is next week. Chapters will hopefully resume August 10th around the usual time.
2025-07-27 12:49:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 22 - The Ancient Art of Stuffing Someone into a Trash Can
Phil really is amazing at making enemies, isn't he?
2025-07-13 12:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 21 - Tall Stork Blues
The stork can see you. It knows what you have done.
2025-07-06 12:58:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 20 - Contractually Obligated Beach Episode
Let's go to the beach-each, let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light
Bad bitches like me, is hard to come by
Chapter 19 - Butterfly, the Known and Unknown
As stated in the ending author's note, there will 100% be no chapter next week! I know I've said that a few times in the past, but this time it's actually going to be the case unfortunately. So, see ya'll in two weeks!
2025-06-15 13:05:46 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 18 - 3 a.m. in the Burger World Parking Lot
Phil texting Lumina: Send dudes!
Lumina: You mean nudes?
Phil: I'm in a fight! I need more men!
2025-06-08 13:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17 - Nightclub Burns But We Still Dance
Check the bingo box for 'playing a children's card game against an insane homicidal maniac influenced by a mage of unknown power whilst in a burning nightclub after whacking the local yakuza boss'.
2025-06-01 12:52:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 16 - A Promise to a Friend
Chaos decks are cool. 'Nuff said.
2025-05-25 12:43:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15 - Basement Graveyard of Hopes and Dreams
Tilla's the type of girl who will just stab you and be done with it, huh.
2025-05-18 12:05:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14 - Soft Rain Clearing Up (For Good)
Heavy stuff this chapter, right alongside a cowboy in a meth lab.
2025-05-11 13:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13 - Blue Friday
AHAHAHAHAHA GET BAMBOOZELED, THIS ISN'T A BREAK WEEK, IT'S A LATE CHAPTER RELEASE WEEK!
2025-05-05 10:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12 - Fresh Flesh
FRESH FLESH FRESH FLESH FRESH FLESH FOR THE FROG!
2025-04-27 12:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 11 - Freeze These Hopes Away
Phew, the many uses for a room-sized walk-in freezer, am I right?
2025-04-20 13:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post