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Chapter 75: POV: Emily

Emily had thought the man like all the others, a greedy asshole who only cared about himself. They were a dime a dozen, popping up like worms after a rainstorm.

The General had given each asshole the smackdown they deserved. He was a fair leader, something she couldn’t say for many of her past commanders. Unlike her comrades, she didn’...

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Chapter 74: Crushing Your Hand in a Meat Grinder

There was an immediate reaction. Behind General Hawthorne, the soldiers staggered. Beads of stress sweat trailed down their foreheads, their faces red, mouths in grimaces. Hawthorne clutched his desk with a white knuckled hand, that blank expression wiped clean and replaced with shock. He scanned Logan with what had to be [Identify View Post

Idiot's Paradox Series - Table of Contents

Idiot's Paradox - Book Two

Chapter 73: The General

Author's note: Apologies for the chapter delay. I was quite sick this weekend and updating last night proved impossible.

As for this chapter, one of my favorite scenes in the Man of Steel movie is when the army is interrogating Superman at the base. He’s sitting down, his hands in cuffs. He sta...

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Chapter 72: The Clunker

Logan felt his nerves surge as the group approached. Many times, he’d gotten his hopes up that he would be dealing with sane people, only to be shot in the foot again and again. At first, Damsel’s group had appeared well organized. A group that protected its citizens.

Look how that ended up.

By now, Logan had learned that he coul...

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Chapter 71: The Army Escort

Author's Note: I’ve been working my way through book one and making edits in preparation for getting it ready for publication. And hah! I forgot that Logan nabbed nonaonalic juice from the Silverdagger Clan and had it in his spatial storage. Obviously, that’s super important. LOL.

 

He had four lodestones left, that...

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Chapter 70: Lord Logan

Author’s note: I realized that it didn’t make a lot of sense for Logan to leave Jack’s cabin without crafting a lodestone there first. I’ll be revising that chapter slightly. Not writing a new scene… only mentioning that Logan crafted a lodestone there and that he asked Lara to spread the word about his quest to the others before h...

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Chapter 69: The Mandrake Root Monster

Logan had used the soldiers’ lifeforce to build his carbon sucking tree. There had been no other alternative, since although Logan could use Karma to power [Life Fabricator], he could only do that if he had a base to work with. A seed or a plant. This time, he’d envisioned a seed out of nothing, powering it with the only thi...

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Chapter 68: Rich, Rich Logan

Charlie looked down at his bucket of green beans that had cost him 20,000 KarmaCoin, and then at the 50 individual green bean pods that had cost 2,000 each, his mouth puckered in distain, his eyes furrowed and his face flushed red with anger.

“Happy now?” he spat. Then muttering, “I hate green beans.”

You and me both, ass...

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Chapter 67: Corpse Merchandise

Author’s note: Hah! So things happened in Canada this weekend that made it a little difficult to get into Logan’s head. Hence the slight delay. Hopefully I didn’t make him too excessively angry.

One minor revision note: I’ve made an adjustment to chapter 46. When people examine Logan’s system market, it now shows: View Post

Chapter 66: A Killing Intent, Part 2 of 2

 

Charlie twisted in Logan’s grip, kicking his feet. “Well, what are you waiting for! Attack him!”

Logan growled and dug his talons into Charlie’s shoulder, slicing deep. Instead of gripping him by the back of his shirt, he gripped him like a stuck pig.

“I’m not sure that’s a fight we’re going to win!” sa...

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Chapter 66: A Killing Intent, Part 1 of 2

Author's note: This one ended up an actual double chapter at over 4K words, so I'm breaking it up into two. I might end up posting two chapters to RR too -- I haven't decided yet.

Interesting story! I'd written half of this chapter, and then I needed to go on a long drive for work, so I tried dictating the rest in the car. Let...

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Chapter 65: A Logan Smackdown

 Author's note: This one almost ended up being a double chapter! We're also getting closer to the end of book two. I'm anticipating maybe 10K to 20K more words.

Mia had a metal telekinesis skill so it shouldn’t surprise Logan that she’d managed to master it to the point where she could fly. But it wasn’t true flying—n...

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Revision Note - Spoilers

Just a note that I’ve revised chapter 59, A Little Bit of Rebellion, up to chapter 63, Damsel.

The storyline is the same, but Mia acts less suspicious. Also, Logan suspects that she has a stealth class two times, but Mia uses her mind skills to manipulate him into forgetting. There’s no reason to re-read the chapters, since everything ...

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Interlude: Ernie: An Army Like No Other

As Ernie stared at Logan’s disappearing back and watched [Threshold Shift] take him away, he could admit to a strange emotion. Logan was his bonded human; someone who had turned from a squishy human weakling to a power that rivaled all. Ernie was proud of him and wanted him to succeed. And yet, yet…

Why did Logan get t...

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Chapter 64: A Mousehole

 Author's note: Apologies for the delay! I had a weird week. :-(

Back in the Tactician Trial, he’d used his spatial storage collar to tunnel his way down the cliff and into the base of the gorge. He’d had to create a tunnel on both sides of the canyon, which meant a heck of a lot of dirt.

Logan had no illusions that...

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Chapter 63: Damsel

 

A pit opened inside of Logan’s stomach, his heart racing, his mouth dry. No wonder he’d thought he’d forgotten something. Mia had been fucking with his mind all along, supressing his natural suspicion that something about her had been FUBAR. Not only that, but her jewelry had managed to hide her hidden name, a...

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Chapter 62: The Bells of an Angel

Mia’s shapely bare legs looked like something out of a runway. Her hips swayed as she walked, her arms swinging by her sides. She’d pulled her blonde hair into a tight ponytail, and it looked soft to the touch. Stray bits of hair outlined her graceful, elegant neck, her skin clear of sweat, no freckles to be found. Gorgeous. Wafting...

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Chapter 61: Swallowed by a Blob

Author's note: This chapter ended up being almost 4K words. :-)

Logan did a quick inventory of his spatial storage contents and then took a deep breath. Was he really going to stand in front of this thing, this blob the size of a house, and let it swallow him? You betcha, motherfucker.

Besides, he had something else...

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Chapter 60: A Dung Beetle Falling Down a Mountain

Logan had only a second to blink in realization before he dragged Voss away from the blob. Dragged him so forcibly that he left the meat tenderizer inside of the fleshy red ooze. Voss’ hand and arm left the blob with a slick, squishy plop.

Voss didn’t pay attention to Logan, his entire focus on his hand. The skin was hissing, ...

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Chapter 59: A Little Bit of Rebellion

Plastic crunched underneath their feet, the street littered with empty cartons, flimsy plastic bags, and bottles. That sharp, noxious reek of burning plastic was back, as if someone had dumped a container inside of a microwave and turned it on until it charred.

Logan hadn’t been gone long, but already, the plastic ooze monster had manage...

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Chapter 58: A Cast Iron Skillet and a Meat Tenderizer

Author's note: I hope everyone had a nice holiday! And a nice Christmas if you celebrated it. I took a short break but the schedule should go back to normal now.

Getting side-tracked in a fighting party wasn’t ideal, but the way Logan figured it, if he took charge of the group and pushed everyone to move their asses, giving ever...

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Chapter 57: The Mercenary Group

 Author's note: If anyone from Australia is reading, please let me know if the regional dialect is off! I'm worried that I might have gone a little too British. 

Logan’s appearance didn’t make the soldiers react. And Logan realized why a second later. Behind him, more people were converging on the road and hea...

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Chapter 56: Plastic Oozing Slime Monster

 Author’s note: I had writer’s block! That wasn’t fun. Hopefully it’s behind me. Interestingly enough, this chapter ended up giving me the opportunity to pull a monster from one of the initial brainstorming ideas I came up with in book one. I’d wanted to use it since I started the series, but never found a good scene—until n...

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Chapter 55: Showing Off

 

To burn a plant was the easy part. The hard part was ensuring that he kept the fire under control. Although smog suffused the area, the heat hadn’t let up. It was that dry, desert heat that withered plants and turned green grass into yellow weeds. In fact, for the plant to be as green and lush as it was, it must be evidence that s...

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Chapter 54: A Green Bean Firestorm, Part 2 of 2

Jack looked down at his long fingernails with an expression that was hard to define. A blankness as if he didn’t know what to think. “That would have come in handy at the resort,” he said, but his voice was distracted, and his gaze remained fixed on his nails and the thin scars on his arms.

Jack and Tasha still hadn’t explained how...

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Chapter 54: A Green Bean Firestorm - Part 1 of 2

Author's note: This is only the first part of the chapter. I have company coming over, and I didn't have time to edit the rest before they arrive. Part 2 will go out this evening!

Tasha croaked like a bullfrog—a bastardized sound like someone who was belching and clearing their throat at the same time—and just like that...

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Chapter 53: Zombies Made Up of Black Sludge

 

Using [Life Fabricator] to reverse a zombie infection was a huge task. Until now, on organic beings, Logan had used brute force tactics. From the bark ants to the tree vine at Hope’s End. Hell, even the mutated tree that he’d grown out of Thorin’s chest. He’d managed to age someone in Pied’s Kingd...

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Idiot's Paradox - Concept Images

Here are a few images I generated of Shoot, the octopus prison, and Ernie's undead rat minion.

Shoot standing up:

 

Shoot sitting down:

 

A different variation...

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Chapter 52: Crawling From the Depths

 

Logan blinked at Matt. For a second, he didn’t understand what he’d said.

Then he breathed.

Just breathed.

Ever since he’d arrived at the cabin, his emotions had been fluctuating wildly from hope to trepidation. Logan knew Matt would do anything he could to stall and save his own skin, but this was a bit much...

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