Monster of the Week

Early Release: NHB 022

Any pokemon that walks as a man should be shot on site.

Early Release: NHB 021

My notes have a title written down for this episode, and that title is "Liver Edging". I don't know how we got there. I can only assume it's Chris' fault somehow.

Early Release: NHB 020

If you think about it, Godzilla meat wouldn't taste that bad. With the right preparation, it could even be, dare I say, succulent. People all over the world eat beef tongue, and I would imagine given the chance they'd eat Godzilla tongue as well. To hell with the radiation arguments, I want that sweet sweet G meat. I wanna make a nice sauce to g...

Early Release: NHB 019

Hello friends, it's time to head to the American Heartland and deal with some stereotypical storytelling. It's ok though because everyone's best friend Hawk is there to save the day. Y'all seen Twin Peaks? Dude rocks.

Early Release: NHB 018

Scully's favorite movie is the Exorcist???? Girl we gotta hang out 

Early Release: NHB 017

Who wants to see a freaky little alien man? Who is ok if that freaky alien man turns out to just be Mulder in an alien suit? That doesn't happen in this episode but surely at some point they put Mulder in a freakly little alien man outfit. RIght? I mean it's right there on the table. 

Early Release: NHB 016

SALAMANDER HAND?????? There's no ghosts no aliens just....SALAMANDER HANDS????? Are you kidding me?????

(Not so) Early Release: NHB 015

hey we did it we recorded and it went fine and everything is great

sorry for the lateness on some of these this week chris has covid and i am still doing chemo so everything is sort of nutso

at some point this year we will get ahead of schedule and things will be magically normal again 

don't worry we're both fine and not ...

Early Release: NHB 014

The title gave us a fright but the episode gave us a snooze! How often does that happen. In 13 episodes, it hasn't yet. How do you make idiot, horny, bug aliens kinda boring????? 

Oops

Chris and I literally forgot to record last week. Like, we had plans and everything and both of us just straight up forgot. So that means no early release today, sorry about that folks.

Rest assured we love you and are going to get right back to talking about our best buds Mulder & Scully.

Early Release: NHB 013

Dang dang dang what a great episode this was. Unfortunately for you folks my computer is fast again so these are going to be shorter blocks of text than usual. I'll just say the episode is good and move on, back to my delicious and well-prepared chai latte.

Early Release: NHB 012

imagine walking in your home with it's fully mirrored ceilings and thinking "this is me, I've made it" 

That's me

Early Release: NHB 011

It's time to learn about Eve 6! We spend most of the episode talking about this formative 90s rock band. From their humble beginnings to their most tragic end, we dive into all the details you could possibly want to learn about the guys that wrote one catchy tune in four decades. 

Just kidding, it's X-Files again. I'm trying out some ...

Early Release: NHB 010

It's time for some MF'ing X-FILES. I'm talking aliens, I'm talking government conspiracy, I'm talking UFOS....we got it all this week friends. 

Early Release: NHB 009

The absolute audacity to name your child Marcus Aurelius, smdh.

Early Release: NHB 008

Hell and happy New Year's to anyone that may celebrate this particular calendar date as, in fact, the beginning of the New Year. We celebrated in style last night, and by "in style" I mean that I was in bed by 10pm because I'm An Old. It was a good time. 

Please enjoy this slightly loopy episode of NHB, in which Chris and I are both k...

(Not So) Early Release: NHB 007

Hey so we didn't manage to get this out on Monday because of some medical stuff with yours truly (don't worry, I'm fine) and we may be a lil late next week because it's the holidays and scheduling is nutso. But don't worry, we're here today and we are serving up some piping hot opinions about this episode of The X-Files. Enjoy, friends.  2023-12-28 17:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release: NHB 006

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Actually, all of the ghosts I've ever mad had some deep sort of trauma and that, to me, is scary, but maybe in a different way. 

Early Release: NHB 005

BIGFOOTS BAPS!

Duckstream Archive!

Hello patrons! Last weekend, Chris and I participated in the annual Duckstream charity event. We spent about two hours playing the absolutely horrid Nintendo DS game based on our favorite wizard show: Merlin! Truly, it was horrible, but we had a lot of fun and it was great to participate in an event that raised over $30,000 for trans kids. So, h...

Early Release: NHB 004

It's time to head out to the country, interrogate some bikers, eat some Ruth's Chris, and figure out why UFOs are so darned hot. 

Early Release: NHB 004

I'm uploading this late and I don't remember a single thing that happened in this episode. Hopefully we were funny? Maybe Sculder found an alien? I'm clueless y'all. 

Early Release: NHB 003

Hey Mulder? Wanna meet a FREAK?! A genuine, 100 plus year old freak that squishes himself into tiny little vents and makes gross little nests for himself? Do ya, Mulder?! Do YA REALLY WANNA MEET A FREAK MULDER

Some house cleaning

Hello patrons! This post is coming to you live from my living room, where I just spent an undisclosed amount of time orgnazing all of our patron-exclusive content into collections. Woah! 

CLICKITY CLICK CLICK 

Basically, if you're a...

Early Release: NHB #002

And just like that, we're back again with more aliens. This week Mulder and Scully visit an Air Force base looking for CLUES but instead all they find is sexless Boromir and Seth Green. GROSS. 

Early Release: Non Human Biologics #001

It's here! We are so excited to bring you our first episode of Non Human Biologics, our podcast about The X-Files! I'm so excited I can't even bring myself to type anything else, just hit play and then tell us how much you love it when you're done. :D 

Announcing: Non Human Biologics, An X-Files Podcast

Finally, we can talk about it! You're reading that title correctly, our new weekly show is going to be about The X-Files. We made a 2023-11-12 21:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Tomorrow: NHB announcement!

Hello patrons, you hunky folks you. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears, we have finished all the necessary preparation and are going to launch the Next Huge Big thing tomorrow afternoon. We'll start over at YouTube, with a premier for the brand new (and, if I do say so, freaking excellent) podcast theme, accompanied, as always, by a music vi...

Spotify folks: this one is for you

Hello hunks! This week I enabled our Patreon feed to show up in Spotify: just for you. That's right, all you need to do is follow these simple steps and you'll be able to get all of our exclusive episodes right there in the Spotify app.

This will be important because on Monday you'll see the first early episode of our new podcast...

Soon: new podcast!

Hello patrons! Thank you for your continued patience and support during the hiatus of us wrapping up our coverage of The Winchesters and launching the New Huge Big thing. We are closer than ever to releasing the first episode. In fact, this Sunday, we're going to be hosting a YouTube premier of the new podcast theme and music video. I'll be sure...