april goodies
Added 2023-04-01 05:42:19 +0000 UTCwell would you look at that. i share with you a gross little vegan recipe from my own personal life, and none of you make it and post it in the discord? wowwww, okay okay. you don't like recipes you little punk? well how do you like THESE apples [and then we get into a huge fight idk]
it really is okay, though. the more i think about it it's actually kind of funny. that i was fully expecting you to just drive to a grocery store and buy the most expensive nut just to make a snack i like. gee, real cool mitch. like hey thanks for the eight bucks, you've just unlocked: a chore. what's next? a coupon for a discounted teeth cleaning at a dentist clear across town?
so yeah, i totally get it. i'm actually taking notes and gauging your responses and reactions and vitals and thoughts in this massive multiplayer parasocial game of chess i've decided that i'm playing with all of you.
anyway, i'm VERY excited for what you'll get in april. we planned it way in advance and it's so cool and so funny and it was definitely worth the extra money it costs to make. i can't say what it is just yet, but they're already sitting in my house and going to be scent out real soon.
thank you!
-mitch
