Hey, Patrons! First, Happy Nude Year!!! We blasted off into 2025 in the most outrageous, cosmic way possible at Amsterdamβs legendary Club Church! From underwear parties to a space oddity extravaganza, hereβs everything you need to know about this sex-positive, inclusive haven for unapologetic fun.
Previously at Club Church...
On our last trip over the summer, we got up close and personal with two iconic nights:
π¦ NKD Bar β Nude Dudes with No Attitude on Wednesdays where the dress code isβ¦ well, nothing!
π Blue β a queer, gender-inclusive night every Thursday where attendees in drag or NKD score free entry! We saved the β¬25 euro cover between the two of us by choosing the latter. We were 2 of only 4 going completely nude! π
This Trip: Dropping Pants and Blasting Off!
This time, we embraced the freedom of (Z)onderbroek on Friday β an underwear-only party for men where briefs arenβt just encouraged; theyβre required. Think sweaty dance floors, cruising vibes, and moreβ¦ enthusiasm than you might expect. π
But the piΓ¨ce de rΓ©sistance? Hoerenbal (Hookerβs Ball) on NYE with its Space Oddity theme. The flyer said it all: "Adjust your spaceballs, add some thrust, and aim straight for the black hole as we take off to 2025!" And when midnight struck, letβs just say the boys were ready to launch into the stratosphere. π
What to Expect at Club Church
If itβs your first time, hereβs the rundown:
1οΈβ£ Arrival: The friendly security team opens the doors at 10 PM. Pay for entry (and drinks at the bar) with your phone or Apple Watchβso chic and easy!
2οΈβ£ Changing Area: Strip down to meet the dress code, hang your clothes on a complimentary hanger, and keep your ticket number somewhere safe (weβre looking at you, Trai). π Thankfully, the Dutch are a super honest bunch!
3οΈβ£ The Main Bar: Sip on drinks served by handsome English-speaking bartenders. To the left, check out the exhibition roomβa voyeurβs delight.
4οΈβ£ Basement: Bathrooms with private stalls, a shower for two, trough for three or more, the infamous dickwasher, and darker corners for adventurous spirits. π
5οΈβ£ Upstairs: Watch the flirting, dancing, and stage shows from the upstairs railing, explore the mini-maze, or find your own entertainment by the group table and slings.
This sex-positive, no-judgment space welcomes all types and offers endless possibilities, whether youβre feeling flirty, naughty, or just vibing with the crowd. We've seen it allβsingles, couples, and groups of friends, some keeping to themselves, but most happy to engage with others for a beer or... insert your... imagination here. π
Pro Tips for Club Church
Come early for no stress entry and to get the lay of the land. The club typically fills up within an hour or so.
No cash needed β tap to pay by phone, watch, or credit card is accepted at the ticket counter and bar.
Go NKD or in drag at Blue for free entry! This also continues to be our favorite night of the week!
Place your ticket number somewhere safe (or at least donβt lose it like Trai π).
Explore every nookβfrom the basement to the upper maze. Thereβs always something new to discover.
If needed, condoms and lube are provided in multiple locations.
Be adventurous and have fun! Youβre in Amsterdam after all!
Click Through and Get Inspired
Weβve got plenty of photos and behind-the-scenes videosβso click through and explore the club before the crowd gets wild! Donβt miss our attached video tours for a closer look at the vibe, layout, and energy that make Club Church a must-visit.
Andy & Trai πβ¨
Jerry M Ferguson
2025-05-03 00:56:54 +0000 UTCAndrew Dvorak
2025-03-24 18:24:03 +0000 UTCJim Ames
2025-03-24 15:20:49 +0000 UTCAndrew Dvorak
2025-01-06 15:39:04 +0000 UTCMax Roleder
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