"Seriously, Cameron... the only reason guys look at you... the ONLY damn reason is because of your giant fake stripper tiddies."
"What? You're saying this when everybody around calls you the Booty Queen? And these are not fake, I grew them myself. You should know, we went to the same high school."
"Bullshit, all I know is you went away one summer and came back and KABOOM! Giant fucking tits."
"Same as you, you did the same thing. Maybe you got your wish just like I did."
Leigh rolls her eyes, "I didn't wish for an ass this big, nobody would."
"And I didn't wish for massive boobs, I just wanted bigger ones."