EP. 102 Ciaphas Cain's Best Buds
Added 2024-02-21 21:30:00 +0000 UTC
In today's episode we cover the most important people in the life of Ciaphas Cain (Hero of the Imperium), his Terribly smelly companion and compatriot, Ferik Jurgen, and his inquisitor partner in crime Amberley Vail!
If any of friends smelt that bad ima throw a bar of soap at their face, just full send
emer4ldlord
2024-05-27 03:53:12 +0000 UTC
I am legitimately tempted to refund my sub just because of mispronouncing Ferik Jurgen's name... put some respect on it
Jesse LeCompte
2024-05-05 01:59:05 +0000 UTC
ah, ciaphas cain, the only time that the phrase "falling up" can truly be personified
Derpykins
2024-04-28 20:29:11 +0000 UTC
I am Alpharius my legion must be covered
Alpharius
2024-04-19 17:39:21 +0000 UTC
I love how Amberly just assaults the Kasteen from the Valhallan 597th because of the ways she talks. Just absolutely goes for the throat everytime Amberly uses an excerpt from her book. "I believe this work could add some much needed context to Cain's situatin, whoever I would not force you to listen to such a desecration of the gothic language so don't feel forced to listen." I was listening to it at work and almost spit my drink on a coworker
CseRule
2024-04-07 21:09:23 +0000 UTC
Best part of when he meets vail is Cain is trash talking the inquisition to her face
Bleier Austin
2024-03-26 21:55:03 +0000 UTC
Hello i wish to ask im want to buy a ciaphas cain book but idk which 1 should i buy first.. i mean i kinda want to buy it in chronological order.. acording to audible it the antology the "first" but what do u guys think which 1 should i buy first? I realy like the channel and last month i got the infinite and divine which was my favorite so far
Richárd Németh
2024-03-25 20:35:52 +0000 UTC
I think a deep dive into the different regiments of all the factions would be dope
TheOneNoc
2024-03-06 06:50:55 +0000 UTC
In spirit of this channel we should stop using Jesus and say "Sanguinius"
The Master of Mankind
2024-03-05 21:04:27 +0000 UTC
I also love the lighter stuff in our grimdark story. That's why I love the salamanders so much. The darkness just makes the flames of hope glow brighter. Like when captain Volas of the Black Dragons ( a Salamander successor chapter) notes seeing two humans running away to safety holding hands and remarking that those small gestures of love are what he was made to protect.
Snifferdawg 360
2024-03-01 00:08:27 +0000 UTC
Abhumans!! Also the black dragons would be awesome too!
Pickles
2024-02-29 02:58:53 +0000 UTC
I want Koda’s jacket, where’d he get it?
Maj
2024-02-28 22:04:33 +0000 UTC
Abhumans
Nymyar
2024-02-27 02:29:16 +0000 UTC
Abhumans deserve their 15 minutes of fame
Sam Anderson
2024-02-26 20:20:14 +0000 UTC
i need an Eisenhorn episode, the puritan turned radical inquisitor. my man needs the love and for more ppl to know his heroics and fall into radicalism.
Necrosis of Philosophy
2024-02-26 17:09:00 +0000 UTC
Abhumans
Allydia
2024-02-26 16:15:34 +0000 UTC
gimme those abhumans baby!!!!
Xavier Bader-Thompson
2024-02-26 10:07:13 +0000 UTC
I would love the abhumans please! Also, about your question on the YouTube video, I would love to see what other stuff from your channel, both turtles and more. Im trying to learn more about cars rn and I think watching videos from you guys about cars and other stuff would be an absolute blast!
Aiden Howell
2024-02-26 02:53:51 +0000 UTC
Episode request: how would a Warframe stack up in the 40k universe
Ihab Hachami
2024-02-25 23:54:12 +0000 UTC
Abhumans
Francisco Rodriguez
2024-02-25 18:59:56 +0000 UTC
I'd like to hear you guys talk about Ufthak Blackhawk!
Adam Darkes
2024-02-25 18:49:58 +0000 UTC
We gonna get eisenhorn at all?
GreatOdinSon11
2024-02-25 18:32:22 +0000 UTC
Dark Eldar
Noam Abt
2024-02-25 17:14:11 +0000 UTC
Abhumans please also I would very much like a Magnus Lore dump if possible. Y'all are fantastic by the way.
The Red Jacket
2024-02-25 15:29:47 +0000 UTC
Abhumans
Sharktogonapus
2024-02-25 09:47:52 +0000 UTC
❤️
LordPratticus
2024-02-25 07:39:28 +0000 UTC
Dark eldar baby
Ethan Christie
2024-02-25 05:53:44 +0000 UTC
Dark Eldar 🙏🏾
Hazardoussloth
2024-02-25 05:47:52 +0000 UTC
Always here for an episode on Malice!
Daniel J. Glisson
2024-02-25 05:41:37 +0000 UTC
Iron hands please! (You can get all our lore in 1 episode)
Jacob Holt
2024-02-25 03:22:30 +0000 UTC
Texas
Joshua Heider
2024-02-25 01:48:46 +0000 UTC
Texas here🫡
JJTheMighty
2024-02-25 00:31:14 +0000 UTC
^this please
Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller
2024-02-24 22:57:38 +0000 UTC
Show us the abhumans
Local Thallid
2024-02-24 22:46:10 +0000 UTC
Koda, "Jergin your Gerkin" is why we hear "wash your taint" isyander is just retaliating
Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller
2024-02-24 22:13:00 +0000 UTC
Wait when did you ask for help??! Fuck I missed it!
Genise
2024-02-24 20:39:16 +0000 UTC
Gaunt Ghost's next!
Thomas Lowe
2024-02-24 19:57:57 +0000 UTC
Man is a hero even when trying not to be. Sandy Mitchell portrays him so well in the novels.
Timothy Jensen
2024-02-24 19:34:44 +0000 UTC
yay * wiggles with exitement*
Keyla
2024-02-24 17:52:48 +0000 UTC
I think one of the most shocking revelations in the Cain books is that marshmallows canonically exist and are attainable.
Jacob bruehl
2024-02-24 13:52:57 +0000 UTC
Where the necrons in the first Cain book? I only remember the tau and the nids.
Jacob bruehl
2024-02-24 13:35:28 +0000 UTC
abhumies!
Kaitheviking
2024-02-24 10:05:32 +0000 UTC
Going down!
Dominic Solis
2024-02-24 05:08:37 +0000 UTC
Thank you for this ep. I've been reading the Horus Heresy and have hit a wall with Mechanicum. This convinced me to pick up the Cain book I bought the same time I got Horus Rising. And it's fun! All the fun I wasn't having trying to slog through. Mechanicum.
Would still love an Emperor's Children episode though.
Emily Binnie
2024-02-24 03:23:21 +0000 UTC
How do you join the discord
The Chivalrous Tincan
2024-02-23 23:10:33 +0000 UTC
Jergon jergon jergon (denim denim denim ;p)
Greg Lopienski
2024-02-23 22:37:36 +0000 UTC
DARK ELDAR
mellobot
2024-02-23 21:21:26 +0000 UTC
You forgot "that is the full title"
jozsua
2024-02-23 19:48:56 +0000 UTC
More like he gets a bad hand with a secret joker under the first card. Everything he does manages to work on his favor somehow, even if it is a slight from another inquisitor. That'd be where he gets the "failing forward" shtick. Keep in mind too that all of these stories are written by someone who loved/cared about him, of course they will make it as flattering as it can be. I would love to see a book about Cain by anyone but his mistress/not mistress.
jozsua
2024-02-23 19:46:12 +0000 UTC
If someone is pregnant with a future blank, do they feel any foreboding or dread as it develops?
Wreckedtevye
2024-02-23 18:22:17 +0000 UTC
Will we later learn of Magnus and his fall to chaos (more space mummies)
death strike 6675
2024-02-23 11:36:44 +0000 UTC
seems my comment was deleted XD well sorry for what ever i did to make it get the 2nd treatment but, keep up the amazing work, love you guys c:
Operta Lupus
2024-02-23 04:52:19 +0000 UTC
Hero of the imperium
Mystogan
2024-02-23 03:18:47 +0000 UTC
You should talk about the 13th Penal Legion ("Last Chancers")
mohammad636
2024-02-22 18:55:03 +0000 UTC
tea is better than coffee and I'll die on that hill XD
PrettyChunky
2024-02-22 18:43:25 +0000 UTC
CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
Titanium Pandas
2024-02-22 18:41:21 +0000 UTC
I truly feel that Jenit Sulla deserves a mention. She’s one of the more memorable side characters in the Novels and fits Amberley‘s habit of writing bad about other female characters in Cain‘s memoirs considering she’s described to have the face of a horse and it can be argued how true that statement is.
Fyrijou
2024-02-22 18:31:01 +0000 UTC
looks like they soap-wash Jurgen out of Cain's plays. :<
ryan
2024-02-22 18:15:00 +0000 UTC
I also love how at one point he meets another sexy and dangerous lady and he just turns her down: -I have enough dangerous lady in my life, thank you.
And Amberly just comments "yes, he's talking about me. I'll take the compliment."
Ajsarana
2024-02-22 17:32:35 +0000 UTC
Yes and no, the blank part may increase the notice of lack of hygiene, but his is described as have unkempt facial hair with food and other stuff stick on it, a bad case of halitosis or bad breath, and his uniform is usually has food stains on it. Also in one short story on Jurgen in the Cain series, Jurgen mention he doesn't really care for society norm and dislike talk to people, so the bad hygiene could be his way of avoid a conversation.
ZanderOutlander
2024-02-22 17:19:55 +0000 UTC
I'm a bit confused on how people see Cain as an idiot or/and exteremly lucky. In most of his book, he stacks the deck in his favor. He make sure that from the grunts to high command respect or like to the point where he know they won't shoot him in the back or/and will do the best to keep him alive, beside the mostly suicidal mission he usually finds him self in, he made it to retirement after fighting all the major enemies of the imperium a one point or time. Not only that but Cain also has a really good intuition that I feel is mostly ignored, his able to link thing quicker than most people, minus some of inquisition agents he works with in his stories. His first assignment as a commissar was his doing, he just seduce the right amdin( who liked men in uniform) to get a nice safe rear echelon, where he was far from the front lines. Is he self serving, yes, is he good at his job, yes, so to call him guy whose an idiot that fall foward is an understament to who he is.
ZanderOutlander
2024-02-22 17:03:41 +0000 UTC
The absolute Cain slander
He’s one of the most competent members of the imperial guard and is incredibly smart lol
Jordan Hall
2024-02-22 17:01:34 +0000 UTC
Would love a Badab war video
Jon Meadows
2024-02-22 16:32:18 +0000 UTC
What happened to the foreign frakoff/international incident it’s a working title?
I miss those
Devon
2024-02-22 16:07:40 +0000 UTC
Bequin!!!!! Why could Eisenhorn/Ravenor not have won 😭😭😭
Deseret Suydam
2024-02-22 15:37:58 +0000 UTC
Which means there is a bureaucrat who had just processed his death paperwork. Only for Cain to show up a little bit later. And fill out the oh he's alive actually paper. My new head cannon is that this bureaucrat has been alive as long as Cain and always delt with Cain. One day his boss said hey Cain died again need you to do the paperwork. * Dude drags off a cigarette* " frack off, he'll turn up as soon as I finish it"
Bryan Ehnis
2024-02-22 15:31:51 +0000 UTC
Also, again another fantastic episode I love your vibe and your content, hope you two have a great day. Also I missed the mention of where to send an email for helping with the research, where would that be?
Joseph DePersiis
2024-02-22 15:22:40 +0000 UTC
I'm not sure I buy the "she faked his death" theory. Evidenced by the fact she mentions him being buried with full military honors. The best part about it is that he's been listed as KIA so many times and returned "triumphant", that there is a standing order to have him listed as being active and alive, even after the aforementioned burial, which Vail finds really funny.
Joseph DePersiis
2024-02-22 15:18:56 +0000 UTC
jurgen ? leitner ??
Wilmatia cattebasian
2024-02-22 13:06:48 +0000 UTC
If I remember correctly he's the only person with a full military funeral with honors but the admin won't remove him from active duty because there are standing orders that he's always on duty, he's just shown up enough after being declared dead that the admin and higher ups just said "Don't bother marking him KIA he'll show up when he needs more Tana"
Joel Magnuson
2024-02-22 12:52:04 +0000 UTC
I recently read Cain's book and isn't Jurgen's "lack of hygiene" the way people interpret him being a blank, and not because he doesn't wash? He's supposed to have better than average personal hygienie
asta
2024-02-22 11:57:51 +0000 UTC
Guys this is how you get blackbagged by the inquisition.
Logan Moore
2024-02-22 11:50:13 +0000 UTC
He can no longer hide from the inevitabal episode about him, his luck only got him so far
Biggus_Dickus
2024-02-22 10:31:30 +0000 UTC
I thinks its always important to point out that Cain is very competent and for all the luck he has, he also gets unlucky alot. I think you can make the case that Cain is the best Comissar, over even Yarrick and Gaunt. The books are written from Cains perspektive, and he has massive imposter syndrom, which often leads to people believing what he says over seeing what he does. He claimes to always want to be as far away from the fighting as possible, yet he always reasons himself into going on the most dangerous missions anyway. I think the day he met Jörgen was the only time he allowed his fear to take control. Fate punished him, by naming him hero of the imperium, and he spend the rest of his life having to live up to that title. And he did.
Ewerion
2024-02-22 09:06:39 +0000 UTC
Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Scareborne
2024-02-22 08:36:14 +0000 UTC
Cain sounds like buggy from one piece. I know Koda would love buggy
Jose Guerrero
2024-02-22 07:53:49 +0000 UTC
LET'S GOOOOO CAIN
Lugubrious
2024-02-22 07:16:27 +0000 UTC
I'm going to vote for the abhumans for the next episode after Cain's, and put in another submission for a video on notable tyranid bioforms like old one eye, the swarmlord and the parasite of mortex
Tyranid_in_a_Trenchcoat
2024-02-22 06:57:55 +0000 UTC
Going up
Dominic Solis
2024-02-22 06:17:02 +0000 UTC
I absolutely love Cain
Trazyn The Infinite
2024-02-22 05:29:05 +0000 UTC
I'm betting it's not called the cain chronicles because of Rick Riordan's Kain Chronicles
Logan Burress
2024-02-22 03:57:26 +0000 UTC
Good to know someone else heard about those three and went "polycule?" BECAUSE YEAH
On a more serious note; the Cain books are what got me *into* Warhammer instead of just absently absorbing stuff through osmosis from people in my life. He's so clever and skilled but still so *painfully* human, which is a nice change to all the other books/characters we follow in Warhammer, and makes it such a fun read. Caiaphas is the 40k rep of imposter syndrome and screaming incoherently in your head while still smiling at the crowd!
I only wish he'd been around to meet one of the Primarchs or hear that they were back, his reaction would have been *hilarious*, especially with how he sees the Emperor in his internal monologues.
Nax
2024-02-22 03:55:13 +0000 UTC
I hoped the story where Jurgan event out for a Sandwich and tea, and "fought" a witch\deamon to get the refreshments back To Cain showed up. Maybe Saturday
Joel Magnuson
2024-02-22 03:49:02 +0000 UTC
I want to see the abhumans next week
Adligo
2024-02-22 03:47:42 +0000 UTC
Also I'm joining the Erebus hate, fuck that slimy snake bastard
Tyberos
2024-02-22 03:00:28 +0000 UTC
Just wanted to say thank you, you sick amd twisted bastards. You convinced me to get into the 40k books. I started 4 days ago on the heresy and I'm now 4 deep. You. You did this.
Tyberos
2024-02-22 02:59:10 +0000 UTC
Cain x Vail is my head cannon honestly
Malyk Monteria
2024-02-22 02:52:07 +0000 UTC
Hive Tyrant and Swarmlords are essentially walking, sentient apartment complexes with teeth and claws
Tepson
2024-02-22 02:13:15 +0000 UTC
KHARN!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
D'Angelo Henderson
2024-02-22 02:10:13 +0000 UTC
Thousand sons please.
Matthew Horton
2024-02-22 02:09:21 +0000 UTC
A recommendation for displaying the Guardsman handbook; get one of those tiny little painting easels, that hold up a canvas. Gotta be one just the right size to hold up the book.
Damian Black
2024-02-22 02:01:29 +0000 UTC
also, i am practically begging koda to go and read at least a few of the ciaphas cain novels (the audio versions on audible are quite good) since it's by far the best series I've read, only trumped by the infinite and the divine as a singular title
Lordofallcitrus
2024-02-22 01:13:26 +0000 UTC
can you guys boost your audio because its genuinely hard to hear when blaring it at max volume
Grant Walker
2024-02-22 01:09:43 +0000 UTC
YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS
Lordofallcitrus
2024-02-22 00:27:20 +0000 UTC
Maybe? Only just finished little garden with a friend but we'll see. Hopefully the clown keeps showing up.
-Isyander
Isyander & Koda
2024-02-22 00:09:41 +0000 UTC
Yo your sister a real one dude all 5,000
Monster Gunner
2024-02-22 00:04:01 +0000 UTC
Cain "died" so many times the imperium just mark him MIA. He is just a Spartan.
Bryan Ehnis
2024-02-22 00:01:18 +0000 UTC
Jorgensen doesn't make it to retirement. It does mention he does die from old age.
Willietoo
2024-02-21 23:52:51 +0000 UTC
Finally my man!!!!
manuel
2024-02-21 23:47:45 +0000 UTC
Okay, Ciaphus is getting his time. The Abhumans should get next.
Lord.of.Cretins
2024-02-21 23:46:50 +0000 UTC
So no jaghatai khan little salt but now I gotta choose new thing with it so where my boy kharn the betrayer the best sad boy also btw just saying if you do a age of Sigmar thing yk Skaven best faction
Jace Stelly
2024-02-21 23:26:10 +0000 UTC
I love that they mentioned the scene where he shot the relief valve because that was such an awesome moment on the leviathan
Will Collins
2024-02-21 23:06:47 +0000 UTC
My entire head Cannon is cain has imposter syndrome to the max. Cuz he's spent so much time in the propaganda of the setting he thinks it's bad to have the instinct to keep himself alive
Bryan Ehnis
2024-02-21 22:55:42 +0000 UTC
No! Put it away.
-Isyander
Isyander & Koda
2024-02-21 22:53:54 +0000 UTC
Shhhhh! That'll be covered in the main episode
-Isyander
Isyander & Koda
2024-02-21 22:52:51 +0000 UTC
I AM SO HAPPY THIS HAPPENED
Grease Lugnut
2024-02-21 22:50:02 +0000 UTC
Forgot to mention he isn't allowed to be declared dead, only "Missing in action"
The Slavin
2024-02-21 22:49:51 +0000 UTC
Still voting for the dark eldar!
Benjamin Astières
2024-02-21 22:37:19 +0000 UTC
It's not speculation, AV and CC were friends with benefits
Ryan
2024-02-21 22:36:53 +0000 UTC
There is a reason there is a repeated theory that Cain is basically the Emperor's Chosen One.
Gremlin
2024-02-21 22:35:08 +0000 UTC
So Cain is just buggy from one piece
Umber Van Mil
2024-02-21 22:32:37 +0000 UTC
If you assault my nose in a way that makes Nurgle proud, I will assault you
MOHAWKMATTEO
2024-02-21 22:31:18 +0000 UTC
Cain would be a great next book.
ren
2024-02-21 22:24:49 +0000 UTC
Eisenhorn’s girlfriend is called Elizabeth bequin
Jacob Argyle
2024-02-21 22:07:00 +0000 UTC
5:30
So, in the world of 40K, Kakashi Hatake is a blank
Jake Dakin
2024-02-21 21:57:45 +0000 UTC
CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! CIA-CIA CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
THESLIMEGAMES
2024-02-21 21:55:40 +0000 UTC
I want the next round to be all four traitor legions that choose to be a champion of one chaos Gods. The death guard, Thousand sons, Emperors's Children, and the world breakers.
CandyCain
2024-02-21 21:47:09 +0000 UTC
Victory! Ciaphas Cain episodes.
Jake Dakin
2024-02-21 21:46:57 +0000 UTC
I come bearing the blessings of Nergil. And remember children! Typhus did nothing wrong.
CrimsonKobold
2024-02-21 21:46:41 +0000 UTC
Ci-Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium!!!
Zerowolf
2024-02-21 21:44:58 +0000 UTC
Is Jurgen just Baldrick from Blackadder???
Ghostwolf3684
2024-02-21 21:41:31 +0000 UTC
Very excited for this episode
EL _ Doktor
2024-02-21 21:35:18 +0000 UTC
Still holding out hope for the Abhumies
Aquato of Whisperrock
2024-02-21 21:35:04 +0000 UTC
Round 2 of asking for death guard
Andrew
2024-02-21 21:33:51 +0000 UTC
Sad Ab-human noises. Maybe next time
Tommy Walker
2024-02-21 21:33:29 +0000 UTC
First I'd like to dedicate this comment to the white scars
Islander and Koda I work with a laser cutting and I want to make a stand for the uplifting primer send me a message on discord and we can sort out the details
User name: vOddball
vOddball
2024-02-21 21:33:27 +0000 UTC
Chaos Knights would be really cool to do at some point
Nabeel Khamash
2024-02-21 21:33:01 +0000 UTC
Oh boy I’m breaking out the oil for This one!!
Tylerdahomie
2024-02-21 21:32:30 +0000 UTC
Let's gooooooo
Wet Socks
2024-02-21 21:32:10 +0000 UTC
ci-ci caiphas cain
Christopher Weaver
2024-02-21 21:32:10 +0000 UTC
Cain Cain Cain!!!
apicado
2024-02-21 21:31:54 +0000 UTC
I still can't get into the discord :(
StagHeart
2024-02-21 21:31:45 +0000 UTC