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EP. 122 | Recap No. 11

As is tradition with I&K we take the time after each poll to slow down and answer your questions, by they about the last couple episodes, some lore confusions, stuff about our current fixations and the odd mental flashbang!

EP. 122 | Recap No. 11

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Kharn did bump into abadon and korn had to interfere cuz the two came to blows and he was like, yo sit down you dumbass kids i need both of you.

Winiata Meijer

The greatest end time is that there isn’t. There won’t be an unknown party to come “rolled up and twirling” their comical mustache, they just can’t end it, there is to much. Or we’ll get a “what if” decade or two…

James T

I also hate Devorah because she killed my main

BB.Blight

The "flash indoctrination", as far as you told the story, seems to not just be implanting the Butcher's Nails. Force-feeding the new recruit the brain of a fallen World Eater would probably be the best way to convince them they are that person. The Omophagea does allow them to extract memories from the things they eat (somehow?), and that combined with the Butcher's Nails and a homemade version of the Ludovico Treatment (A Clockwork Orange) would probably do the job fairly consistently. In theory, at least. Hey, at least it beats the Daemonculaba as a recruitment tactic!

Johannes Eyjolfsson

That girl and her dog

Know The No

THE HANS DEVICE 🤣😵

IndigoMar

HEAP GANG RISE UP

Enrique Hernandez

Funny you mention nfl players that double majored there’s a QB for the 49ers that works for nasa in the offseason his name is Josh dobbs

Dawson Peake

I feel like Corvus would have a silent car, so the quietest Prius ever with a matte black

Alvaro Ochoa

Fully armored and ready for battle, if you gathered all the Custodes and had them fully focus on fighting any one faction, how well would they do and who gets hurt the most by it.

Miya!

You don’t realize how happy you made me that Dorn drives a F450 lol

Blue Ridge Baka

Did the video and audio desync at the 1:11:00 mark for amyone else?

Ian Klement

Curze would just aim the phone at himself selfie style and go “You aint from Nostramo if you never done this befo.” And impale someone with rusty rebar.

Big Tony

Voting for Armageddon

JujuBean

I wanna throw that agron drives a dodge super bee with big ass hemi. Something he can roar down the high way in.

Zork

I'm surprised you didn't mention Varro Tigurius as one of the strong psykers on here. EDIT: Magnus's entrance theme would definitely be the kick buttowski theme.

Big Tony

Hydra Indomitus

Hendryk

I imagine him being messy for our eyes, but for him it‘s order. You just see 3 towers of documents on the floor, but robot girlyman knows that on tower 2 127,45cm above the ground is document number 47367.

Marius Kröll

One of the worse things with OP characters like the primachs its soooo rough to leave him readable. Its the anime effect where it just gets boring if he wins all the time etc.

Greg Lopienski

Angron is in a tuned Fox body with cigarette burns in the upholstery aimed right at a crowd

DJ

I believe tzeench was surprised when a girl and her dog made it through it's maze? Also when guilliman was resurrected it had a headache. If those count?

Finest Sandwich

guilliman is kind of messy in his own office if coraxs's primarch book is to be believed

Tombot

I love Isyander casually explaining how he'd become Light from Death Note if handed a gun, 4 holy boltor shells, and a time machine.

Grenawd

Now I want to know what each Primarch would name their podcast. Curze’s would definitely be The Skin Room.

DrMcNinja

Trayzn would play eldar, cause the models are mostly antique

Ben Carter

Dark Mechanicum use computer viruses as weapons of war, it's called "scrap code"

Hewhowasnotnamed

Jesus man just buy a Porsche

theo lawry

I think Guilliman would drive a minivan.

Salty Lemon

Yeah I noticed that too

TTV_WONDA721_

Hear me out: the only way all the mistakes the emperor made make sense is he is pulling a dr. Strange a la infinity war. 14,000,000 different outcomes and only one where the imperium of man survives.

Kalsarikännit

HYDRA DOMINATUS!!! WE ARE WATCHING!!!

Big Tony

Hydra Dominatus, let's get that Alpha Legion episode

CarmenSanAndreas

I would honestly love to see Magnus as he's coming down the pirimid there's "guess you've wondered where I've been" playing I the background

catplayer 129

I'm surprised no southern baptist church van for Lorgar

Ko Trainer

I think I’m the thousand son’s episode the piece we’ve seen was in the grey knight’s pandora’s box

Ethan Jones

I can see The Lion and Corvus being used for some kind of Secret Police. Horus, Vulkan and Sangy would be *great* Figurehead Politicians, maybe even Angron if you could get the Nails out. If Lorgar had been read into the program better, he might have written The Imperial Manifesto instead of a Space Bible. Horus: President Girlyman: Head of IRS Sangy: Secretary of State (Eldar and a few other races might still be around) Lion: Head of CIA Corvus: Head of FBI/ATF/etc (dude was big on JUSTICE FOR THE PEOPLE) Vulkan: Secretary of Energy Dorn: Sec. of HUD Perty: Sec. Interior/Armaments Minister Lorgar: Propaganda Minister Jag: On Permanent Frontier Patrol duties (Orks and Necrons will probably still be a problem) Motry: Sec. of Defense (local garrison troops) Kurze: IN THERAPY. FOREVER.

Wesley Marvin

Corvus corax drives a heavily modified jeep wrangler with a corvette motor and the whole kit with like 24 overhead lights or an earthroamer lti /earthcruiser lx

Sir Manny of Calaban

Return to Armageddon

Drake Theis

Alpha legion. They were at Mt Ararat.

rindar1

Alpharius

Shoki

The series X is a pretty solid console honestly it’s a huge upgrade from the Xbox one

Imported_shrimp

I appreciate the subtle RVB reference from Koda

Gingerbread117

this lighting is the best so far

Daddy El'Jonson

Grab and pimp an Ls400

Frog Blanket

I was expecting Vulkan to be a mini van because he's a family man. Also give us a video on the Legion of the Damned!

Dum8kid

i think there should be an episode that is just you two playing a 1000 point game

SilkyZ

Of the Primarchs, who’s the most likely to be riding around in the Sam & Dean style ‘67 Chevy Impala? If none, why is it Trazyn?

Miya!

I work on corvettes. Your little bit on them made me smile so damn much. Lol

Winsgw1989

I'm sorry but Magnus' entrance theme should be Falkones rendition of the Elden ring theme. Look it up and just close your eyes and imagine the entrance.

Snifferdawg 360

Lorgar would definitely have the biggest podcast of all time.

Brandon Campbell

What would The Khan do if No Heresy...... Park Ranger

shane w

Ferrus didn't deserve that lmaooo

Noah

Fun fact, if you take the shell off a Xbox series X, it looks like something that would get you handcuffed by the TSA. Actually looks like a bomb it's wild

Hyrode

I think he just got a used one

tippinon944s

I shall not rest until I get a Halo episode

tippinon944s

I need either Uriel Ventris, or(more importantly) Gregor Eisenhorn episode.

Jon

I would love to see a video on Lotara. The world eaters best human.

Hidaninsanity

same lol

Vibb360

I think that the world eaters second favorite game is Fallout New Vegas because you can kill every one of

Brenden Mears

Koda, 50¢ for the Percy Jackson books and you pay for shipping. Take it or leave it.

Genise

Books? For sale? Sign me up.

Mudly J.G.S.

I just noticed that too

Timelesswisdom

Magnus would have a tesla and drone on about how more efficient it is to his brother's cars then it dies on the free way as the battery burns out

Demarcus Brown

Is it the high, lords, or is it the alpha legion? The answer is whatever is funniest to him at the time

let’s think about it.

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Scareborne

Feel like custodies chapter master could definitely get at least one or two of the primarchs

Dock Powell

I require a fabiuse bile ep I stand FABULOUS bike that horrid bastard

Muffin_Daddeh21

Magnus would definitely just have a red helicopter.

Angry_Dicks!

Why am I always eating when the death guard get brought up😐

kameron needham

My man gave the batmobil to the lion and not to Corax :o SHAME :D

JLSniper

If you had to pick a choas God or chaos entity to worship, who would you want it to be?

EinChef

I feel like for best podcasts Magnus is being slept on. That shit would be a magical and transcendent experience. You would watch it and be forever changed!

Slater Davis

Lorgar would drive a Prius hybrid to talk to you about how good for the environment it is so he could Segway in the spreading religion about the chaos guards

Dragon Empire

Even funnier make the high lords if they get it a second genestealers video

Local Thallid

I can confirm that the audio is not in sync, but good episode nonetheless. Makes me wonder when we'll get purple episodes... :p

Benjamin A.

Love the content, keep up the good work!

Nicholas Leger

Omg my question got included! Heyo for the podcast

PeachyPanda

I will say this if the emperor had a car, it will probably be a mini van. Because he has to drive around to pick up all of his kids.

Nakai

Hey is it just me or is the audio and video out of sync?

PeachyPanda

Yes, my audio fell out of sync as well.

Brock Hard For Geodudes- look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!

If all the Primarchs had to have a day job what would they do?

Benjamin Colburn

Did the audio fall outta sung for anyone else? I'm trying to fix it but reloading hasn't worked

Myles R Harris

Interesting I like the religious overtunes but I also thought that it was the gods counting down to the birth of the primordial annihilator. Also Michael Moorcock stuff since a lot of Warhammer origins can come from him.

owlknight

Corvus Corax feels like a black Lotus Elise, or now that I'm writing this maybe the 007 Aston Martin

Grenawd

2 hour video?? We eating good today

Benjamin Colburn

Ah, the 11th recap, and much like my comment on the other recap, I just want to say how happy I am to of started my 40K lore hyper fixation with you two. As long as you two enjoy doing this, keep doing it because you both are really enjoyable to watch.

Derpykins

We have a strong reason to associate traitors with Chaos, but it would be interesting to see a traitor faction not aligned with Chaos pop up. Like Isyander mentioned, Loyalists could still fall, but they don’t have to fall to Chaos. They could just turn against Big E. *looks nervously at the Khan*

SneakyDeaky

Counseling has similar training requirements to doctors. We have to have A LOT of training hours to maintain licensure.

KriscoBubber

Damn, if the theory of the primarchs representing the emporer as he is is true, then the emporer was definitly planning on betraying the Space marines during the heresy, and his master of attack beat him to it.

KriscoBubber

I'm here specifically to put respect on the Fire Emblem name. Sacred Stones was my introduction to the series and Koda is right on the money, play one and you'll play the rest

Grenawd

Draigo and Mephiston also are contenders for top non-Primarch Psyker

SneakyDeaky

About Dorns psychkers being chained up and locked away and all, I was reading recently the Fear to Thread, the Blood Angels on Signus Prime actions, and their psychkers are just running around within legons with guns and chain swords, but are not allowed to use warp, thats it, WTF Dorn?

Suly

No donut your pink

CallM3BrEeZzY

So 2 are biblical, 1 is Buddhist, and 1 is mystical

Jolly the Bucket

There was at least one Thousand Son who helped found the Grey Knights

Trace Sosebee

Wait Isyander was a cop? or did he just drive a cop car? 54:05

Ivan Surgash

I wish for an alpha legion video, if only for all the cuts it will involve

John Medlock

Quick theory: Big E has primarks, intends some to fall to chaos at cost to him, in order for one day for the fallen primarks to be a liability to chaos or turn on chaos. Maybe, idk.

Alex Minns

"We already have a name for lightish red..."

THE Ruthless Wonder Matthew E. Williams, esq.

Still waiting for a Halo video.

Alicia D.

As far as the Chaos Gods' numbers are concerned i THINK Slaanesh is 6 because of the association between 6 and The Devil, Nurgle's is 7 because of the whole 7 plagues, 7 seals, that kinda shit in the Bible, Khorne's is 8 as a bit because the Eightfold Path is a Buddhist teaching about restraint and compassion, and Tzeentch's is 9 because 9 has various mystical connections here and there

Red

That comment about Ferrus having a racecar broke me

Coppertop77

The concepts have always existed but the Reality Tumors themselves have dates of birth. The "god" is like a cancerous growth on a concept and its awakening can be found such as the Elderian Grand Fuck Up having an actual date in the material world. So your right about them always existing but the tumors have actual birthdays.

The Master of Mankind

Here is a deal. If the Lord's of Terra beat Abandon then it's an Alpha Legion video.

Tommy Walker

It's what we expect the least.

Tommy Walker

I think isyander forgot that horus could have been cheif of all police because crime sill happens without war and that it kind of melds with the nightlords also being like the cia and other departments but horus could be police or the department of homeland security

Lucky Lad

Depending on how much work you want to do Merkur Xr4ti from the 80's. Ford escort cosworth elsewhere. BUT it has the mounts for a 302 V8 and a T5 Ford transmission.

DtDPitch White

You are dirty for that hans device joke 🤣

Tommy Walker

Josh Dobbs (a nfl qb) is literally qualified to be an astronaut

Ephï

Hearing the question about the bond between sigiusmind and kharn please in the abbadon video please, please, please mention the bond between sigusmind and abbadon so koda can understand why abbadon recalls his death so specifically

psychotic russian

the dark mechanicum actually used a sort of chaos computer virus when mars had their civil war during the heresy

Tombot

Blood bowl is the football game Isyander they made a game for it

Emmett See

Thats what ive been saying

tippinon944s

I think isander knows it's not the 12 but is setting up abbadon for the 13

Grant Walker

i dont think the lion and girlyman have met up yet

Tombot

You ever wonder why we're here? Like We're in two bases in a box canyon..?

O'Father of Giants

When are we getting a car episode

Spoon Located

I think the thousand sons are a reflection of the part of big e that though taking power from the warp to make primarchs was a good idea

Wilmatia cattebasian

*yippie*

snakeasylum

honestly an interesting idea if angron didn't get the nails, post conquering the galaxy the World Eaters would be working to rehabilitate other legions but given its 40k that would never happen

Axel Gomez-Martinez

Damn a 2 hour video. 👍

CandyCain

Fire hosing a plague marine would make a nuclear shadow of bodily fluids (I’m so sorry if you have to read this koda)

Tkirch

🤨📸

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

Many shared your sentiment, none remain. 🦇💙AVE DOMINUS NOX💙🦇

Alicia D.

Mercy

Frog Blanket

🦇💙AVE DOMINUS NOX💙🦇 When will we see the prophet of the VIII?!

Alicia D.

The alpha legion would totally do something twice if need be

The Forgotton

Magnus's intro theme is so "X gon' give it to ya"

Quack

My brothers in Christ, please keep up the Spotify, I love listening to you guys at work!

She/it

I think the Emperor should be the strongest psyker. Even in the sitting era?

Louis

Is the shiny thing angron was chasing the noble shard of magnus???

Ikon

The fact Isyander can make ANY video in the future an Alpha Marine Video

John Philemon

I love how they always describe talking to Big E as a mental sand blasting, but that's also how you could describe these two throwing puns at each other. In that spirit. What's a space marines favourite meat: Orc-chops. What's a space marines favourite vegetable: THE EMPEROR!

Bald Vengeance

I'm gonna be so paranoid from now on looking for the alpha legion

Pandolfinstein

I really enjoy what youve done here

Wilmatia cattebasian

Crazy drop time for over here but a nice place to drop a request for CYPHER

Deviantwoods

i gotta respect such hater activities

Wilmatia cattebasian

thank the emperor

Joshua Gadelkarim

YOOOO!! IM ONE OF THE FIRST!

D'Angelo Henderson

I'm ready

Drew Tutor

2 hour video I have been blessed

Killerkill45

Nice

Егор Бызов

Hater here at break neck speed to continue on my campaign and insistence on redacting all nightlord content.

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski


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