EP. 132 | The Thirteen Black Crusades
Added 2024-06-20 08:16:18 +0000 UTCIn the last episode, we covered Abaddon, The Despoiler; 40k's big bad leading the charge for an undivided chaos. But what would our lad be without his trusty crusades. Today we talk about the ramifications of each crusade chronologically and explore just how we got to that titular 13th Crusade
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Why isn’t the echo of the first murder a war hammer? A literal big rock on stick?
I am Alpharius, maybe
2025-03-18 20:05:32 +0000 UTCOk so you say that you wouldn’t want to call a black crusade on the laundry pile because of what Slaaneshi and Khornate demons will do… But I want Nurgle nowhere near my laundry. I can live with Slaaneshi now vibrating and leather underwear if I have to, but if Nurgle gets to it… I’m taking it out of the laundry pile and adding it to the burn pile.
Frightened Sloth
2025-01-16 15:29:07 +0000 UTCthe big problem is as you even said in the youtube video is how they've always wrote the armless one. Its why Huron Blacckheart is the more well liked undivided leader then Failbaddon
Axios
2024-07-14 13:32:38 +0000 UTCBadab war please
HMthree
2024-07-01 23:21:07 +0000 UTC“The Eldar let the Imperium use the Webway.” HO LY SHIT!
Zachary Clapp
2024-07-01 21:04:33 +0000 UTCI'm cheering for the tau!
Cooper Morlan
2024-06-29 22:18:37 +0000 UTCBDSM Space elves
Brendan Ashton-Collins
2024-06-29 21:40:06 +0000 UTCEdgy elves. Good luck youtube
Deseret Suydam
2024-06-28 18:39:39 +0000 UTCHigh lords
Discolor6226
2024-06-27 03:17:06 +0000 UTCDark Eldar
Neil
2024-06-26 22:04:46 +0000 UTCHIGH LORDS
Pron squid
2024-06-26 08:49:18 +0000 UTCThe alpha leagon knew about his plan an shared it with no one.
Benjamin Sicard
2024-06-26 04:57:17 +0000 UTCKoda really said “mommy plz”
Donovan Miller
2024-06-25 20:28:19 +0000 UTCI’m voting for the edgy space elves
Devon
2024-06-25 15:16:48 +0000 UTCDark Eldar
Solomon Dale
2024-06-25 12:21:30 +0000 UTCTau suit
Koner
2024-06-25 08:46:56 +0000 UTCDark eldar
ScuffedJesus
2024-06-24 20:24:08 +0000 UTCI want a scream short
יותם רוזנטל
2024-06-24 08:13:20 +0000 UTCBadab war
Captain Maximilian (not a bear)
2024-06-24 03:37:16 +0000 UTCWe need a Badab war episode, because more space sharks and lamenters fun!
SilkyZ
2024-06-24 02:08:09 +0000 UTCDark Eldar or Alpha Legion. Find them!!!
Kimberlyn Layton
2024-06-23 23:58:10 +0000 UTCNo, I am Alpharius.
Christian Miramontes
2024-06-23 03:02:56 +0000 UTCTzeentch just wanted Abby to complete his missing achievements from his non-perfected games
Anthony Montoya
2024-06-23 00:24:22 +0000 UTCDark elder! Dank elder !
Ghostyflow
2024-06-22 20:57:00 +0000 UTCHigh lords of Terra
JujuBean
2024-06-22 18:33:04 +0000 UTCHigh Lords of Terra
The Godling
2024-06-22 16:42:13 +0000 UTCWe need a video on The Badab War.
The Godling
2024-06-22 15:43:36 +0000 UTCtau crisis suits
Ian Moore
2024-06-22 15:24:14 +0000 UTCDark eldaaaar pleaaaaaaase we could throw the Tau a bone by talking about the ethereal who entered our fighting pits and managed to escape after beating everything up!
RAVEN
2024-06-22 15:23:18 +0000 UTCTAU TAU TAU crisis suits
Amber McBride
2024-06-22 12:09:32 +0000 UTCI ask for Thunder Warriors episode
That1ScoutCollins
2024-06-22 06:41:10 +0000 UTCWatch the alpha legion be hiding behind the dark eldar, I called it in the yt video I'm calling it now
Cat thef
2024-06-22 04:40:24 +0000 UTCIt sounds like a brain part because encephalus is the medical term for brain so yeah! Its a brain
manuel
2024-06-22 02:41:54 +0000 UTCCrisis suits get the high lords outta here
Aiden Parkhill
2024-06-22 02:12:13 +0000 UTCCadia broke before the guard did!
Blue Ridge Baka
2024-06-22 01:54:46 +0000 UTCAlpha legion
alex
2024-06-22 01:34:44 +0000 UTCHigh lordssss
Ronnocconconcar 9
2024-06-21 23:49:02 +0000 UTCDay 1 of asking for a Badab war video.
Samuel Schiraldi
2024-06-21 23:48:51 +0000 UTCThe tools of the greater good! (Tau crisis suits)
Pontus
2024-06-21 23:17:14 +0000 UTCHigh lords next 😉
SPAZZE
2024-06-21 21:35:59 +0000 UTCTAU CRISIS SUITS preferably with a bow tie
Loko5979
2024-06-21 20:22:18 +0000 UTCTau crisis suits FTW
Roland Taranis
2024-06-21 19:43:57 +0000 UTCNo I am Alpharius!
Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat
2024-06-21 15:06:56 +0000 UTCThe only problem with teaching Koda about 40K is that he can turn around and make the most horrendous jokes that just deal psychic damage.
Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat
2024-06-21 15:06:23 +0000 UTCReasonable don't really care much for the tau, but you seem to have missed that my vote had to go somewhere and it was not going to the dark eldar.
Quarian Magus
2024-06-21 14:54:22 +0000 UTCI WAS THAT MF
zeb lessard
2024-06-21 13:07:49 +0000 UTCI don’t know that I would call abbadon edgy. He doesn’t have a katana or silver/white hair
Timelesswisdom
2024-06-21 12:06:42 +0000 UTCDark aeldar. They're so good at disappearing once they strike
I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube
2024-06-21 09:27:39 +0000 UTCFuck the Tau suits we already saw Farsight
Bellows Jakeen
2024-06-21 04:18:22 +0000 UTCDo the "high lords" the alpha legion would hide their identity.
winters
2024-06-21 03:22:20 +0000 UTCTau crisis suits
Noah Pulliam
2024-06-21 03:03:20 +0000 UTCI am Alpharius
Matthew Mikkelsen
2024-06-21 02:56:17 +0000 UTCTHE TAU CRISIS SUITS ARE THE ALPHA LEGION
FoxLocket
2024-06-21 02:49:57 +0000 UTCI vote for the potato peeler faction!
CrimsonKobold
2024-06-21 02:36:20 +0000 UTCHIGH LORDS OF ALPHARIUS
Aiden Finlayson
2024-06-21 01:58:46 +0000 UTCI really want more about the 13th crusade... It deserves its own episode
hasan jawad
2024-06-21 01:54:40 +0000 UTCfun fact there is a Costco by the pentagon.
Brandon Santos Sansfaute
2024-06-21 01:07:34 +0000 UTCdark Eldar please
14thAnGEL -Sora
2024-06-21 00:29:50 +0000 UTChigh lords
Chi The Legend
2024-06-21 00:27:52 +0000 UTCIma ganna go with the hash slinging slasher for my vote
Twisted
2024-06-21 00:18:23 +0000 UTCYk what, let's get those dark eldar
Cat thef
2024-06-20 23:55:11 +0000 UTCI'm not gonna lie, i gotta vote for the Drukhari next, i love a good underdog story and i YEARN to see how you attempt to censor them
Red
2024-06-20 22:48:08 +0000 UTCgonna have to throw down for tau, because I want anything but dark eldar.
Quarian Magus
2024-06-20 22:08:02 +0000 UTCHigh lords, let’s go!!
Dustin Smith
2024-06-20 21:49:28 +0000 UTCYou said Perturabo and i laughed my ass off. Edit: High Lords
Big Tony
2024-06-20 21:44:34 +0000 UTCTau suits or high lords
Alex Weede
2024-06-20 21:31:24 +0000 UTCPlease 🥺
Wilson
2024-06-20 21:27:42 +0000 UTCGive me loyalist legions purging their traitors!
Wilson
2024-06-20 21:27:35 +0000 UTCKornite Demons doing Laundry = ripped to shreds Sleenesh demons doing Laundry = Missing underwear and why is it all Leather? Nurgle Demons doing Laundry = either "Why are you doing Laundry you are perfect!" Or its now worse than when it went into the wash Tzeentch demons doing Laundry = "What Laundry? You put a baked ham in the machine and now its a turtle
Tyro Thunderdrone
2024-06-20 21:26:28 +0000 UTCThe Tax-evasion war needs to go on the list
Marvin Blindell
2024-06-20 21:11:31 +0000 UTCAbaddon probably skips leg day
Anselmo
2024-06-20 21:01:45 +0000 UTCSmall detail regarding the shadow light, the reason as to why abbadon was unable to acquire it was due to a comissar and his rather smelly aid. So yea even Cain was involved in some way in the 13th black crusade.
Axel D
2024-06-20 19:56:09 +0000 UTCPlease I need a legion of the damned video
Army_of_one034
2024-06-20 19:49:28 +0000 UTCDrukari! Drukari! Drukari! The dark Eldar pleeeaaassseeeee!!!!!
Genise
2024-06-20 19:47:38 +0000 UTCDark elder please
Francisco Fernandez
2024-06-20 19:47:01 +0000 UTCGive me some Dark Eldar
Wop Marco
2024-06-20 19:44:22 +0000 UTCCadia was the Imperiums Reach. Effectively
Cat thef
2024-06-20 19:20:10 +0000 UTCHydra Dominatus! Give us freedom!
Big Tony
2024-06-20 18:50:46 +0000 UTCFuck the T'au, we need the dark eldar!
Benjamin Astières
2024-06-20 18:42:54 +0000 UTCDark elder plz
Dantuzo21
2024-06-20 18:24:25 +0000 UTCTau, because they deserve all the love.
Chaosunit0010
2024-06-20 18:20:44 +0000 UTCScrew the drukhari we need the T'au
leslie rahming
2024-06-20 18:11:15 +0000 UTCThose artifacts are ABSOLUTELY a Vecna reference
HerrHahnchen
2024-06-20 18:08:58 +0000 UTCDark Eldar
Bellows Jakeen
2024-06-20 17:58:42 +0000 UTCDark Eldar
Sir Sponge
2024-06-20 17:46:30 +0000 UTCDark eldar
Cali Walker
2024-06-20 16:54:41 +0000 UTCGive me the Alpha Legion
Axios Raven Productions
2024-06-20 16:40:35 +0000 UTCI'm almost certain the Tao crisis suits are the alpha legion. I have thought that both times they have been in poles
Space Shark Chaplain
2024-06-20 16:35:07 +0000 UTCScrew the T'au we need the drukhari
Skej
2024-06-20 16:32:36 +0000 UTCThe high lords of terra please
Nicholas SAno
2024-06-20 16:02:14 +0000 UTCWe want Tau. We want Mechs.
Brock Hard For Geodudes- Big titty anime gir IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER
2024-06-20 15:08:31 +0000 UTCSo, key thing to Abbadon, most of those crusades were devised late 90's early 2000's. Prime edgelord territory. He is the Azrael Batman of the setting. Welcome to it. Still insanely powerful, just kinda doofy in presentation often. Also, for the equation needing certain deaths. Likely to inflict a ver specific trauma either psychically on the world from the death (like a haunting) or given there is an afterlife in universe. That trauma was needed on the ghost. Or, again, edgelord, it was the message of the death. Just the most horrifying statement pieces to damn those that see it.
DtDPitch White
2024-06-20 14:46:37 +0000 UTCUlrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Scareborne
2024-06-20 14:44:40 +0000 UTCDark Eldar!
Benjamin Colburn
2024-06-20 14:36:16 +0000 UTCSo are we gonna gloss over how Isyander realized he has the power to deafen us all of he wished? Did that moment not concern anyone else!? 😅🤣
D'Angelo Henderson
2024-06-20 14:17:59 +0000 UTCBra missed opportunity for a Pokemon rap but 40k Got to fight them all
Chandos Reynolds
2024-06-20 14:14:58 +0000 UTCHey guys another great video, can't help but notice alot of dnd talk. Any chance for a dnd video
Jason Axiak
2024-06-20 14:02:39 +0000 UTCHere I was hoping you’d do - 13 hour video. 1 hour per crusade lol
Jake Dakin
2024-06-20 13:50:50 +0000 UTCI am Alpharius
apicado
2024-06-20 13:46:24 +0000 UTCTau suits or dark Eldar. The alpha legion would never hide under the same rock twice the first time, maybe the second or third time but not the first.
Kain
2024-06-20 13:22:23 +0000 UTCTau crisis suits
Testsubject1104
2024-06-20 13:10:23 +0000 UTCSo a Crusade is just a Chaos Waaagh?
B. SR
2024-06-20 13:08:25 +0000 UTCtake a shot every time koda says "edgy"
clonerman 01
2024-06-20 12:43:35 +0000 UTCLiterally anyone but the Tao
I am Alpharius, maybe
2024-06-20 12:23:39 +0000 UTCHigh Lords of Terra. Just the High Lords of Terra though, not the High Lords of Terra.
Nax
2024-06-20 12:17:53 +0000 UTCHigh lords
Adgjggy
2024-06-20 12:15:59 +0000 UTCThe dark eldar are basically the poster boys for losers bracket at this point but I do want to see Koda grossed out again lol.
Matěj Dejdar
2024-06-20 12:10:09 +0000 UTCKoda.... do me a favor and the next time you edit a video can you try to do something about the volumes. I seriously could not hear half the content of this video due do low video volumes and quiet talking. Fyi I have my headphone on MAX and I still can't hear much. Thank you 😁♥️
Alex Derry
2024-06-20 12:03:00 +0000 UTCCause of death is clearly to impress the suffering into the Immaterial. Soul Math Baby~
Afell Tale
2024-06-20 11:52:24 +0000 UTCCrisis suits time
Zack Aspin
2024-06-20 11:31:35 +0000 UTCThank you guys for the sick videos, love the content yall make! Much love from TN
Drea6nought
2024-06-20 11:16:26 +0000 UTCLegion of the dammed but until then drukari
monokarma7
2024-06-20 10:55:34 +0000 UTCDrukhari
Vulpes Vulpes
2024-06-20 10:37:21 +0000 UTCtau crisis suits and next poll please let it be The god engines, titan time
Easyus Prime
2024-06-20 10:32:20 +0000 UTCHigh Lords!
Alex Ross
2024-06-20 10:24:45 +0000 UTCCome on Tau
Donosaur Dan
2024-06-20 09:59:45 +0000 UTCScrew the high lords, let the crisis suits in. Hydra Dominatus.
anonimowy pan
2024-06-20 09:49:43 +0000 UTCHigh Lords
Melon Collie
2024-06-20 09:44:43 +0000 UTCThis was amazing
Lucifel The Dreadnought
2024-06-20 09:31:21 +0000 UTCREGARDLESS
FAKEBUISNESS
2024-06-20 08:59:48 +0000 UTCAlways remember Cadia still stands.
Michael Hunter
2024-06-20 08:51:56 +0000 UTCP s. 13th like for the 13th black crusade on the 13th black poll, let's fucking go CRUST FOR THE CRUST THRONE
The Venerable Breadnought
2024-06-20 08:46:00 +0000 UTCI vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his long-tongued neighbour, Gene Stealer Stooge.
Bald Vengeance
2024-06-20 08:43:16 +0000 UTCI was just looking for a new episode to listen to, found out that I'd fully caught up with all the episodes. Then you dropped this 2 minutes ago Perfect timing Lads 😂 Bread for the Bread God
The Venerable Breadnought
2024-06-20 08:38:38 +0000 UTCthank you for all the awesome and entertaining content :)
Minimany1000
2024-06-20 08:36:16 +0000 UTCYay now i can "work", good times!
SureStep
2024-06-20 08:35:48 +0000 UTCThere would be a LOT of hand waving while talking about his history just for the sake of time. Unless they make a special episode (which I would pay double if they pulled that off)
inquisition.
2024-06-20 08:24:54 +0000 UTCAh wonderful, something to watch with breakfast
Raziel
2024-06-20 08:24:32 +0000 UTCRecently joined loving the content keep er goin!!
Cthulhu's_Homie
2024-06-20 08:22:24 +0000 UTCTelling me I got a video to listen to at work, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOHAWKMATTEO
2024-06-20 08:21:19 +0000 UTCEmperor Episode?!?!
The_Emperor
2024-06-20 08:19:59 +0000 UTC907 gamg
M002 Plague walker
2024-06-20 08:19:18 +0000 UTC
