EP. 137 | The Haemonculi
Added 2024-07-12 06:07:41 +0000 UTCAn apple a day keeps the doctor away and dear Lord, you may want to buy several years worth of them after this. Today we continue discussing the Dark Eldar by delving into their sadistic (and frighteningly talented) docs.
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The two talking about the neighborhood that the Khan is running around in... Let's be real here. That's not Jack the Ripper. that's Jack the Ripped.
Sylvanon
2025-03-25 05:05:17 +0000 UTCThat's just a super gore nest.
Edward Conner
2025-02-04 02:00:52 +0000 UTCWhen he said nah they draw the power from somewhere else I was like yeah thats still a super gore nest
Asgard Ironman
2024-09-19 11:48:34 +0000 UTCWhen i heard the boys reference, my mind went to “the sneeze” scene
Grand Master Azrael
2024-08-15 23:30:45 +0000 UTCif the astranomicon doesn't need big e, why did the sigilite have to sit on it to keep it on
Ethan
2024-08-10 10:23:24 +0000 UTCI literally made a Patreon so I could listen to these types of videos without censorship, shit is pretty pog
MightyEggroll
2024-08-01 04:21:42 +0000 UTCHe didn’t like them anyways lol
Jesse LeCompte
2024-07-30 21:50:41 +0000 UTCLol the first thing he’d do after scratching his everything and screaming for days would probably be “HOW MANY A DAY?!?!”
toluron18
2024-07-30 01:01:37 +0000 UTCExactly. Maybe if they were doing 10k a day big E might be up and about
Jesse LeCompte
2024-07-28 16:02:10 +0000 UTCWhich is a drop in the bucket to the “untold Trillions” in the Imperium. Especially with only 365,000 a year.
toluron18
2024-07-27 21:15:15 +0000 UTCHead canon. The emporer is straight up dead and the golden throne has subsumed that many souls it's sapient and now just thinks it's Big E
Anderson Smith
2024-07-25 19:33:56 +0000 UTC9/10 death 💀: that’s hot 🥵 would recommend
Tchiñdā Armel Tsomene
2024-07-24 23:38:30 +0000 UTCThe Ancient Awaits
Hunter of The
2024-07-22 00:43:32 +0000 UTCI really really need a golden throne episode please.
RIFSKATE
2024-07-21 03:04:34 +0000 UTCI don't think the emporer is atheist. I think he tried to destroy god worship because he knows and knew they exist
Ryan
2024-07-18 14:56:59 +0000 UTCMy favorite dark eldar story is one where the archon is telling an guardsman he has captured a story over the course of several months only to refuse to tell him the ending just to mess with him
Bleier Austin
2024-07-18 14:55:38 +0000 UTCI am Alpharius
apicado
2024-07-17 15:32:27 +0000 UTCYou had my curiosity for the golden throne, now you have my attention
Pron squid
2024-07-17 04:52:14 +0000 UTCI ended up liking these dark eldar videos a ton. Who knew!
Gammynumnums219
2024-07-16 16:50:04 +0000 UTCI would love to see you guys play through Space Marine 2!
Gage Alexander Kaptis
2024-07-16 10:27:37 +0000 UTCI would love the minotaurs. Asterion Moloc makes custodes nervous.
Big Tony
2024-07-16 01:24:46 +0000 UTCBut like, when they revive someone how do they get their soul back from Slaanesh?
Sebas M.
2024-07-15 20:26:45 +0000 UTCOne thing you have to realize with the golden throne is.... how strong is the machine spirit of the throne? A planet machine with as much if not more worship than the emperor, what kind of sentience might it have? What kind of power must it get from the ad mech alone?
Kayden Phillips
2024-07-15 15:38:13 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure the number is 2,000 per day. So double your math if so.
Zachary Clapp
2024-07-15 12:17:20 +0000 UTCNot me clipping “le bomb in le butthole”…🤣
Blue Ridge Baka
2024-07-14 20:22:45 +0000 UTCMinotaurs but I would like more on the badhab war and the astral claws.
GodzillaDoom2
2024-07-14 15:58:32 +0000 UTCI was just about to say Koda is your personal Hommunculi haha
Rambler107
2024-07-14 15:56:03 +0000 UTCHaven’t finished the video yet, but do the Dark Eldar find any kindred spirits in the Night Lords or are they all Mon’Keigh like the rest?
Rambler107
2024-07-14 14:50:31 +0000 UTCMinotaurs I need koda to look confused
Travis Stephens
2024-07-14 13:36:40 +0000 UTCOnce again the Inquisition seeks to silence this honorable chapter! The story of the Celestial Lions must be heard!
Defesh mael
2024-07-14 10:10:10 +0000 UTCGIMME BIG E
HMthree
2024-07-14 02:08:59 +0000 UTCMino mino minotaurs!
Keyla
2024-07-14 01:14:15 +0000 UTC"In regards to the Dark Eldar...I am...cosigning this" -Isyander, 2024
Red
2024-07-14 00:33:03 +0000 UTCthe xavier renegade angel reference killed me
The Stuff
2024-07-13 23:22:48 +0000 UTCCrimson fists
Trazyn The Infinite
2024-07-13 22:18:16 +0000 UTCDisregard Minotaurs, embrace Alpha Legion
CarmenSanAndreas
2024-07-13 21:26:01 +0000 UTCFor the people of the Imperium, for the lord hellblade, the crimson fists
Darth Heroux
2024-07-13 20:37:48 +0000 UTCMinotaurs Due to the fact the lamenters survived due to them because without them they could have turned to chaos in worse case scenario
Skealy25
2024-07-13 20:10:35 +0000 UTCFUCK the Minotaurs, they fuck with my boys the lamenters. Crimson fists please
Hailix Schaden
2024-07-13 20:07:34 +0000 UTCVoting for The Crimson Fist
Hatsune Miku playing Fiend at her concert
2024-07-13 19:20:45 +0000 UTCTheory: The emperor made the throne with the help of a man of iron [AI] That could only make things by mixing everything they knew about together. AI does not create, it just regurgitated data.
Enzo Betito
2024-07-13 13:29:23 +0000 UTCDrukhari doctors: will remove your skin and muscle, leaving you nothing but a shrieking bundle of nerves and organs, fusing you with the walls and having acid sprayed on you with a garden sprinkler. Ork doctors: Will replace your legs with tank treads because you came in with a toothache
Goober
2024-07-13 12:23:40 +0000 UTCI'm gonna go to sleep listening to this cause this is a banger
Infernal
2024-07-13 05:35:41 +0000 UTCVoting against the Minotaurs, I will never forgive them for what they did to the Lamenters!
Sam Smith
2024-07-13 02:46:41 +0000 UTCI am Alpharius Side note: that "Brother there is so muc-" that Isyander made sounded so much like a WWE speech idk why lol
apicado
2024-07-13 02:08:19 +0000 UTCWhat book was the dark eldar in earth from?
Sir Manny of Calaban
2024-07-12 23:22:25 +0000 UTCAsking for the foreign frakka from the Midwest
Anpu98
2024-07-12 21:16:21 +0000 UTCMy sister does this. I can do it too, but I’ll torture them in a different way… by boredom.
Know The No
2024-07-12 20:27:04 +0000 UTCGiven the revelations a Haemonculi gave upon seeing the throne, can you imagine what Trazyn would say? That dude has the ultimate compulsion to share knowledge, and has the data set to scare most. It'll never happen, but my god! Actually, Big E could be payment if it truly doesn't need him.
DtDPitch White
2024-07-12 18:31:26 +0000 UTCThe one thing I learned today: the deldar won't stoop as low as the us Healthcare system, they find that method of extracting life saving pain too evil
Spoon Located
2024-07-12 18:16:32 +0000 UTCQnA question. What do you think the true purpose of the golden throne ?
Sinful
2024-07-12 18:14:10 +0000 UTCThank you guys the dark eldar episode we all needed. Stay blessed
Henry Robertson
2024-07-12 18:00:51 +0000 UTCWith all the crazy stuff dropped casually about the golden throne I feel like we're slowly being fed stuff to blow open the established Imperial Truth in leadup to a Big E episode where theyre going to get really into picking him apart
B. SR
2024-07-12 16:05:43 +0000 UTCWell now we NEED a golden throne episode, even if that means we finally get a jimmy space episode first.
Dum8kid
2024-07-12 15:51:51 +0000 UTCThe dark Eldar doing a drive by blasting dubsteb flipping off the hive fleet neutralizing the acid brings me such life.
Sinful
2024-07-12 14:58:34 +0000 UTC3.65 billion psychers.
Jesse LeCompte
2024-07-12 14:25:01 +0000 UTCFun fact I'm allergic to apples so they will indeed send me to the doctor instead 😅
D'Angelo Henderson
2024-07-12 14:17:35 +0000 UTC😌 thank you, I was starting to get withdrawal systems. I need my weekly glass of Isy Koda-pop.
CandyCain
2024-07-12 13:56:39 +0000 UTCThanks, we were put through the ringer but we're pulling through. A plus, no damage to it home though.
AfroKing42
2024-07-12 13:49:58 +0000 UTC#24HoursOfHorussy when!?
Jesse LeCompte
2024-07-12 13:15:34 +0000 UTCI am really sorry to hear that.
Alessandro Attias
2024-07-12 11:28:41 +0000 UTCUlrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Scareborne
2024-07-12 10:26:53 +0000 UTCYeah, i mean with the conniving Flying Spaghetti Monster you can always just say “he’s planning something you wouldn’t understand” and I’d 100% accept it, but like, slaneesh has to come out of the dungeon sometime. It would be very cool to see them take on a sort of lucifer-ish role and instead of focusing on like “BIG WAR, MANY DEAD” they would focus on the corruption of individuals.
Sirius
2024-07-12 09:27:41 +0000 UTCI listened to this. Now I'm watching, I haven't pressed play yet and I'm horrified for the visual AIDS
Cat thef
2024-07-12 08:34:23 +0000 UTCMight be obvious to some but fun fact,There’s a sister city to Commoragh called Shaa-dom. Shaa-dom and Commoragh= Sodom and Gomorrah
Seraph
2024-07-12 08:24:06 +0000 UTCI'm just curious what slaanesh has been up to. Like, sure she who thirsts is probably doing horrible things to the aeldari, cool. But khorne cut a planet in half with angron, and mortarion declared a plague war... Slaanesh has to be doing something more right?
I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube
2024-07-12 08:02:42 +0000 UTCOk Isyander buddy I love you and your work. If there was ONE thing is that the back and forth jumps from yelling in excitement to whispers so quiet they barely register means as I listen to your podcasts the volume needs to be so high to hear the whispers that when you do yell I lose my hearing or so low to compensate for the yelling that I miss 1 in 3 things said by you. Again no shade just a note that maybe in editing you can bring the whispers up in volume so one does not either miss things or go deaf
Isaac McDaniel
2024-07-12 07:35:20 +0000 UTCAgain, asking for a discussion of the vehicles of the Imperium. It would give you an excuse to go full car guy, when comparing them to real-world vehicles. My best friend is a car guy, and I could plausibly convince him to watch such an episode.
Cary Bronson
2024-07-12 07:21:01 +0000 UTCKoda's face when the word breeding wall came into play was epic
Nicholas SAno
2024-07-12 07:03:10 +0000 UTCI vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his mistress, Ab-Human Cat-Girl Stooge
Bald Vengeance
2024-07-12 06:51:40 +0000 UTCHey guys I have been trying to reach you about getting my 1000 patch, could you please send me a DM in regards to how that is going please? I was part of the original 1000 and havent gotten it yet.
Tyro Thunderdrone
2024-07-12 06:28:06 +0000 UTCWhen Isyander says he loves when the train is coming on time (while accounting for the warp time fuckery) they really made sure that train came into the station ON TIME. I can see koda prayed to the omnisayah for the video to export while Isyander was reading out the bean counter’s bible verse for verse Glory to you two gentlemen
Alfonso Rodriguez
2024-07-12 06:14:16 +0000 UTCDid Koda change his hair color or am I just blind
The_Mailman
2024-07-12 06:14:15 +0000 UTCLegit worried you guys got lost in the sauce. Glad to see you live!
Loko5979
2024-07-12 06:14:12 +0000 UTCAnd by waiting I mean I just went through a hurricane and was looking for the episode to give me some kind of comfort (Htx)
AfroKing42
2024-07-12 06:13:37 +0000 UTCI'm telling you, these guys are like a Crack habit and I need my fix
Demarcus Brown
2024-07-12 06:13:37 +0000 UTCI was just about to go to bed
Demon Dan
2024-07-12 06:13:33 +0000 UTCI've been waiting...
AfroKing42
2024-07-12 06:12:38 +0000 UTCFINALLY!
The_Mailman
2024-07-12 06:11:25 +0000 UTCGreat episode guys ( 3 seconds in)
Nathan Dowling
2024-07-12 06:11:06 +0000 UTCThere will be TURTLES!
Brock Hard For Geodudes- look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!
2024-07-12 06:11:02 +0000 UTC10/10 video. (Haven’t opened it yet)
Teabagginz53
2024-07-12 06:10:40 +0000 UTCI’ve been waiting
Blaze
2024-07-12 06:10:20 +0000 UTCI have arrived
Teabagginz53
2024-07-12 06:10:15 +0000 UTC
