EP. 72 THE SANEST OF THE NIGHT LORDS

When the shiny bowling ball Horus decided to go for a strike against the emperor and his brothers

Andrew Childs

Given the way y’all describe Jago’s personality it sounds very similar to the MC from the King’s Dark Tidings series

Christopher Shoemaker

The only marvel shows worth a damn are Daredevil and The Punisher

JimmySpace

“So when Horus’s Harry’s subscription ran out”

Alex McCray

i love crazy batman in space he best boy

Theonewholives 5

I assume that Nostramo was probably pretty normal when humanity initially settled it and just became the way it is due to *reasons* as time went on

CarmenSanAndreas

"It was that one time that mr clean threw a hissy fit because dad was too busy with work to pay attention to him"

The Venerable Breadnought

I’ve found that the Vegas Ball is a good source of bald jokes

Miya!

Great video. Rock/Roll

John Harley

"Horus was angry at Dad for not using all that tech to eradicate alopecia."

DtDPitch White

Love me some Traitor Legion Loyalists

Wesley Marvin

Royal rumble? No, bro's asking for the LOYAL RUMBLE!! (heresy joke)

Country_Kaiju

I don't know how good of a Horus Heresy joke this is but let me try. "A narcissist, a man child, a doomer, a guy with rabies, a hypocrite, a nerd, a receding hairline, a preacher, and a facebook scientist walk in to their dad's bar and try to burn it down for the incurance money"

Mystogan

horus watched too many mr clean commercials and took it upon himself to clean up the imperium

zachary matthew

Big E was to tight on Horus aloneness an Horus decided to steal money from the golden throne to pay for a new toupee.

Chandos Reynolds

Heresy joke: The whole thing started because Horus found out the emporer was hiding Bosley from him

OtterF_cker92

Bald Horus jokes if you still need them for Horus: The Angriest Cue Ball He whom doth lacketh a crest Chaos Mr Clean Stab Happy Mr Clean Big E's Shiniest mistake Chaos' bowling ball Chaos' magic white 8 ball The biggest dome of chrome Chromius Maximus The dude who Chaos probably promised a bangin toupè if he stabbed his dad He who could not conquer man's true enemy, balding! The Heresy Moon (cause he is shiny like a full moon) Heresy jokes: The great temper tantrum The Boomerang (cause it keeps coming back) "Go" spot on the monopoly board (cause it keeps circling around) The best and worst episode of Family Feud. The only episode of Family Feud Harvey wishes he could host. Horus coming for Big E's child support money Shitty shitty bang bang; 40k style Not sure if those help but eh, maybe they get a laugh as you read em

Tyro Thunderdrone

But in the end he is super sweet and loved by all, even non church goers or belivers

Lazy Punk

Isander, that brasilian priest is Father Mercelo Rossi. He was pushed by a woman in his mass but that was nothing to do with his body change. He was super depressed and with help started hitting the gym as an effort to beat his depression, feel more alive. Now a days we joke arround his name, calling him Father Martelo (hammer) Rossi, demon's worst nightmare

Lazy Punk

i would like to think that sevitar "died" as in he either retired his old identity as a night lord, or faked his death in order to carry out his justice as he was meant to, or hes an inquisition goon now.

Waevenscry

space wolves plz

Fenrir

I have to say Nostromo wasn't populated *entirely* by the worst criminals, it just had a lot of them. Also government corruption from top to bottom.

Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat

WORLD EATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. AAAAAGHGHGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAGGA

Pastor Omegapharius

Padre Marcelo Rossi é internacional, vamo Brasil klkkkkkkkkkkk

lucas vieira

Much like Horus with his hair, Iysander is running out of jokes for the Heresy.

Matthew Macurdy

CARCHARODONS MENTIONED, It’s a slim chance but I’m hoping for an episode in the future. They’re my personal Favorite Chapter. And alot of the time they’re just boiled down to being edgy. Which, fair they are. But I love them.

EldritchMf

The Horus Hairlossy - sorry, I tried my best.

Gheert

Horus, Magic erasing.

Mark1837398

You asked for balding jokes well play the seen from the SpongeBob movie when everyone sees Neptune's bald head and start yelling my eyes

Tyler Severin

chop chop podcast boys. post the next episode. 🙏🏻😭

Hauntium

You guys could do a TTS watch through for a stream series or something

Adeptus Fellacius

Joke application: It's the Horus Hairlescy.

Phobian Deimoses

I’d love hero’s of the emporium next

Aiden Howell

Horus joke: looking like Jonny Sins’ more deranged brother

Aiden Howell

Sevetar = skin daddy prime

HORUS HERESY NICKNAME IDEAS: Horus’s Galactic Remodeling Scheme, Horus’s Galaxy Scented Candle, Horus’s Spinoff Series, Horus’s Gaiden Game, Baldies Basics, Horus’s 63 book program to kill the Emperor, Horus decides the Imperiums New Groove, Erebus’s Big Move, The Emperors Terrible Awful No Good Very Bad Millennium, Chaos made Horus Execute Order 66.

Extra5inful

yo I'm new how does one join the discord?

Muffin_Daddeh21

For real, someone has made a parody of the theme song of Nightmare before Christmas...for the Nightlords....and it's glorious!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYxoMJgLRw

@BBon2wheels

I too vote for Alpha Legion

The43rdRonin

Wasn’t it Washington who said don’t fire till you see the white of their eyes?

The43rdRonin

The man seems like the type of chap to ask you how you’d like to be skinned

MOHAWKMATTEO

Week 4 I think Imperial knights

Socks

Death guard day 2

Honey bunny bun El Johnson

Ave dominus nox

Trazyn The Infinite

I'm glad Sevatarion got his own episode! I hope that the prophet can also have an episode some time in the future too.

Brodie Fairhall

CALLING ALL NOISE MARINES, AND UPON THE LEGION OF PETTY TO REINFORCE. WE MUST BRING THE NOISE🎸🎸🎸🎸

Myles R Harris

BRING THE NOISE😈🎸😈🎸😈🎸😈

Myles R Harris

I read *died off screen* as it's intentionally unknown if he was actually killed, and may likely reappear having faked his death.

Lilith Moore

How you start feeling better have a good day

jeremy gossett

Ultramarines and the notable Marines need their own episodes.

Thunderous Highway

That epic of time it took us literally decades to write and seconds to summarize.

RowanWinged

The Heresy was the result of the chaos gods trying their hand at therapy. Turns out it involves some flesh changing.

RowanWinged

When Batman's Joker said the joke went too far.

RowanWinged

Death Guard found their favorite song, Down with the Sickness. Mortarion was Disturbed.

RowanWinged

That time skinship became literal.

RowanWinged

Heresy jokes:

RowanWinged

Thousand sons please.

Matthew Horton

My favourite line that stuck throughout history is the crusader lord amalric who during the cathar heresy was asked how to distinguish between Catholics and the heretics he said “kill them all God will know his own” which became kill them all and let God sort them out definitely the hardest line I’ve ever heard

Jonas

his hairline is actually the enemy battle strategy when he gets there

Ambrose Pegues

Alright how about a deal, I vote for BlueBerries video, you get Space Sharks on the voting table!

Sam Smith

The issue is there isn't any lore yet.

Jolly the Bucket

day 1. for asking for Alpha Legion

Victor Horton

Turns out Alpharius/Omegon was sneaking Nair into Horus's shampoo.

Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat

Horus’s hair line is receding fast than Big E’s forces on terra

demonCROW54

Was just throwing up something awful. Good to have some Warhammer lore to watch while I recover!

Nico The Black Templar

What happens when you asked about politics at Thanksgiving

Cyrus Mahir

Yes poor us our primarch left us to fuck up those damn elf’s who like black toooo much btw this is jaghatai khan if your a goob male episode plez

Jace Stelly

Great Video 👍🏼 Can we get something about the Custodes at some point?:)

JLSniper

The Horus heresy is just your average Tyler perry movie

NotNotNoah

Would love an episode on the Leagues of Votann

Bribes Austin $20 to say all the Solitaire are gone

Ultramarines! Followed closely by Alpha Legion and then Custodes

Trace Sosebee

The Horus Heresy is the galaxys worst Thanksgiving argument. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Jago and the Space Sharks were related. I mean that Chapter successfully psychologically tortured a Drukari. There need to be some Night Lord's in that Geneseed. It's also beautiful to me that a little girl was the one who pulled Jago out of his despair. A symbol of purity brought aid to one of the blackest souls.

Hunter of The

also correction vegas was heavily involved with the mob in terms on money flow and the like. the mob also heavily influenced construction in new york

TJ Caranese

Also lets face it the heresy can be described as the war of those with the hair do and those without. so many bald or mangy traitors

TJ Caranese

Caiaphas Cain must be acknowledged for his heroism

TJ Caranese

Get better

Егор Бызов

Definitely think you should do the primarch so Isyander can go ultra for the ultra marines

Dustin Bouchard

I think Sevatar's calming presence is just, instead of skinning someone head to toe, let's just strangle them and go

Chris Forman

The duel between Sevatar and Sigismund started before dawn and lasted through the day and ended just before dawn... in a draw.

Deseret Suydam

Horus Heresy, or Succession Season 30,000.

Spencer Whipple

I need the taxman

Sky Young

The Baldus NoHairToSee or the NoHairToSee

Nathan McMinn

Have you guys seen Serenity movie, the main villan Chiwetel Ejiofor, the Operative, , he knows that he is the monster needed for a future that he can't be in. That's the Night Lords.

Joel rafael

Wisconsin usa ciaphas cain

jk

Also hear me out, the night lords need to make an automated cheese grater that they can shove anyone and everyone to because a nicely shredded pile chedder

O'Father of Giants

Ah yes the horussy, the lan party that turned into a pub brawl. A family reunion turned into mosh pit. A tug a war with the genova convention. Shoots n'ladders with family dismemberment

O'Father of Giants

So koda. Huge comic nerd, the "sun's getting real low" thing was absolutely created by the movies. The point of it was to show that there's a sub romantic plot for black widow and Hulk. That and it was supposed to be an in universe show of progression for control of the Hulk. Also the only marvel show worth watching at this point is Moon Knight and Loki- if you're into wibbly wobbly times wimey things.

Axios Raven Productions

Sharks

Donavan Calderon

Fuck yeah, Talos Valcarion next?

Eighth Heretic

The Coalition of Petty is now sieging for a Thousand Sons episode

THESLIMEGAMES

Koda, the only marvel show you should watch is Moon Knight. I just stopped caring about the MCU right around that time but Moon Knight is genuinely amazing (though the climax does feel a bit too MCU but the true ending made it up for me)

Maxima

Heroes of the imperium like Gaunt please!

Logan Jones

I hope next Halloween we go over the legion of the damned

Omnaatrix

Audition for Horus Heresy Jokes: Horus taking Sets job. Idfk Bro

Raccoon Lagoon

🤭🦇💙

Alicia

Omg it's you. You're the legend who was always commenting about the night lords

Illitha

At somw point can yall cover tyberos the red wake

Cash Money Rat

Athrillay, Vylas’! I wish you knew how delighted I am to see this video. Ever since I found your channel and you guys posted your first 40K video, I desperately desired a Night Lords episode. Commenting on every video begging. Once the most recent poll went online I made a Patreon account just to vote for my little flayers! (Let’s hope we finish the trio of Night Lords characters👀) Thank you guys dearly. I am eternally grateful. 🦇💙AVE DOMINUS NOX💙🦇

Alicia

For our glorious primarch Isyander I vote for the ultramarines as the next video

Pandolfinstein

774 Texas reporting in

JJTheMighty

NIGHT LORDS👀👀👀

Zander Emde

Hater here, utterly heartbroken and dismayed my campaign of consistent hatery was not enough to stop the night lords

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