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EP. 94 The Emperor's *Second* Second

To kick off our descent into Malcador Madness, we're doing something a little different this time. To prime y'all for the absolute wackiness of the one man who could talk back to the Emperor, today we're diving into someone *almost* on the same level as old uncle Malccy.

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EP. 94 The Emperor's *Second* Second

Comments

Is The Emperor body snatching Valdoor and all his memories of failing so that The Emperor can experience both failure and normal day to day lives He would not otherwise experience or comprehend?

charles selander

Bruh.. can you use The Emperors true name to say.. Summon his soul from the warp to heal his body?... is that what Valdoor may do?

charles selander

If big E and Malc were anakin and obi wan, valdor would be rex

Cat thef

I am Alpharius my legion must be covered

Alpharius

Isn’t he at this point like the insane svart AI who has every possible angle for a tyranid invasion ?

Ron Getzoff

Arbitrary For the Emperor 🙅🏼

Benjamin Colburn

Hail Emperor Valdor

Travis Stephens

Lol a Red v blue reference.

Lugubrious

Just a comment on the thunder warriors they were essentially murderous special forces with ptsd that were very susceptible to chaos and I think all there primarchs were just thunder warriors that got promoted and made the name themselves i think. So it's more so they named the space marines and primarch after them

Jordan Winter

Ay GG.

The Kenway

Don’t let the Ravengaurd be forgotten

LonelyCast

I want to see the White Scars

Tyro Thunderdrone

Could Valdor beat any of the primarchs?

White Scar Supremacy

Trazyn’s Janitor

Also Raven Gaurd

Josh

Headcannon: the legion of the dammed are deamons that came to the emperor for forgiveness. He forgives them and molds them into the shape of his "Angels"

Josh

I really don't. My mind's made up. It's different from yours. And that's okay.

Emily Binnie

White scars from hawaii

Kalsarikännit

something that might just might help you whenever you do the horus heresy series timeline, "http://gaming.kylebb.com/hhtimeline/" its based on this reddit post "https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/c5caop/full_horus_heresy_series_timeline_interactive/"

manuel

Soooo to get more tinhat-ish, I have a theory after listening to this. Since Valdor has the thoughts/lifetimes of thousands of people he's killed, and is very close to physically being close to the Emperor's original strength, he could very much be a potential vessel. Throwback to the Chaos gods episode, they call Big E "the Anathema", and it's written that Gulliman when seeing him hears hundreds/thousands of voices talking all at once. So what if Valdor is the Emperor's new body, and he's just waiting for the sign?

Connor Schick

Corax & The Ravenguard >>

The Kenway

I have someone you should meet

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars you just need to read more about them

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

Yo

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Party Town your looking very submissive and archivable

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

My clone can you help me archive a certain wizard

Trazyn The Infinite

No white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m already in my museum I have thousands of clones looking for you as we speak

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Blizzard wizard you are looking very submissive and archivable

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Corvus Corax is not better than the Khan that’s just facts

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Nah I’d be way funnier if I black bagged all of you till we get the white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Please those just provide us with numbs for more air time

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven Guard

Deseret Suydam

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Yo fool you think a silly little thing like a missing Cadillac converter can stop our bikes from working the white scars embody the word speed for a reason

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven Guard

apicado

This does bring a smile to my face

Trazyn The Infinite

Get into the museum go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Nah white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

He actually the best

Trazyn The Infinite

No white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

Yoooo

Trazyn The Infinite

Yooo

Trazyn The Infinite

Glory to the World Eaters!!!!!!!

Angrons Favorite Kid

VLKA FENRYKA!!!

Wop Marco

I offer myself as tribute

Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler

Raven guard

Shawn C

White scars! Speeeeeeed!

Zapper851

I am all for a celestine Chapple. Praise to the saint

Luperci

Raven guard

Raven Guard! Now is the time, brothers!

Raven Guard Impp

That part about "we do not know who got in front of the Emperor" got outdated quick.

Shiki Ren

I almost want an episode of just their tangents.

Antony Atkins

Raven Guard and Patreon episode should be about Nykona Sharrowkyn

Really loved this episode. Custodes are a big gap in my lore knowledge. So I learnt a bit. Voting for raven guard. Because white scars have never felt fully fleshed out to me. Emperor's Children episode when?

Emily Binnie

Hey, love the episode, hope you guys are doing well.

Joseph DePersiis

White scar

RYMD

For Chogoris! For The Khan!

Defesh mael

Cain Hero of the Imperium

Joel Magnuson

Ravenguard!

Francisco Fernandez

For the Khan

Gotta go fast White Scars baby leggooooo

PrettyChunky

For the Khan😄 Faaast

karldehaut

White Scars let's go speed freaks

Artemis MoonFall

Raven Guard

Deseret Suydam

For anyone having issues with accessing discord, You gotta link up patreon.com and discord, do from a browser, patreon.com on google, log in, go to settings, then connected apps, then discord and should be good from there

Kayden Phillips

That was my first introduction to 40k absolutely phenomenal story

matthew garrison

Just watched "Adeptus Ridiculous"'s episode on Jaghatai and He's LITTERALLY ANAKIN SKYWALKER. No jokes. Also, I love how Jaghatai could be the Next returning Primarch after we discovered the warp leak in the webway, seems perfect to me.

Malf

I vote for White Scars!

sokesamurai

White scars

Elijah sealey

You fool, while you were distracted by the speed bumps the Raven Guard came and stole all the cadillac converters out of your floating space bikes

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

https://youtu.be/-istquWjZ8M?si=oWib1uIQQS6tZmMY The Ultramarines have found the saxophone

vOddball

WHITE SCARS

Bert Duthler

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Sorry but white scars are fast in canon and in the vote

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

The sneaky boos can remain hidden in the corner go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to black bag you if you don’t stop. Vote white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars for the win

Trazyn The Infinite

No white scars we need the primarch with some reason

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

The f you think speed bumps gonna do we float above the ground on the bikes and even if we used tires we would just call those jumps

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

No go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Blizzard go white scars we need to talk about the one primarch with common sense

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes drums I’ll even bring a saxophone go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Be quite go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Not really it would be incredibly funny if I put the entire raven guard into my museum though

Trazyn The Infinite

To bad your not the one who wins the museum so go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Stfu get into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I swear to the holy museum that if you don’t vote for white scars you’re going to be joining it

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I vote Raven Guard

kameron needham

I don’t know if this is popular or not but has anybody else watched the all guardsman party it’s so good it’s like dnd 40k version

austin

WHO THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK is in my comments

Muffin_Daddeh21

WHO THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK are in my comments

Muffin_Daddeh21

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars or get into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Go back to the webway you fucking machine!!!!!!!!!!

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven Guard

apicado

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Poke ball time for all you chicken freaks

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

A vote for White Scars !

Cameron Donnelly

Nevada!

Anthony Burger

Pity, Ravenguard on top.

The Kenway

All that black armour will get too hot in the Texas sun. White Scars are dressed for the weather

Codex

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard for the win

Raven Guard for the win

Yeah keep the White scars locked away, we want Raven Guard

Sneaky Beaky Bois Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Let’s go Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard. I’ll install speed bumps on every road I know if we lose

Take his left nut to your museum and give us Raven Guard

Ya Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard go back to your museum old man

Raven Guard

Raven Guard go back to your museum

Need Raven Gaurd

Raven Guard

Raven Gaurd

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

I vote White Scars

Ledor405

I want the next episode to be on our edgy 14 year old “this is me” emo bird boys.

Brock Hard For Geodudes- Which is scarier- Shaun naked or John Carpenter’s THE THING

Victorus aut Mortis

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Needs Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard and Colorado

Yes Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Excellent play highly recommend

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

No Raven Guard

Yeah the white scars can go in the museum, we only want Raven Guard

Raven Guard

apicado

Yeah but it’s funnier if you just vote Raven Guard

No drums. Only Raven Gaurd

Nah vote for Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

Raven Guard

I’m going to install speed bumps if we don’t get Raven Guard

Ravenguard

Arcan Corvion

Ravenguard

Arcan Corvion

Raven guard

Brianna Nelson

Malkador takes these

Are you guys able to get a space heater for yourselves so you won’t be so cold?

Professor Dextive

Any chance you guys are planning a Magnus episode? Big magic boi!

Fumble Flunk

Gib the SCARS

Party Town

Yes dude I want my favorite primarch back

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Oh sorry your my clone

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Good choice now think about what you’ve done if you ever want to let out you’ll vote white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I’ll put your entire legion in my museum if you don’t be quiet

Trazyn The Infinite

That’s where your wrong your very submissive and achievable

Trazyn The Infinite

I’ll put an entire bird species in my museum if we lose

Trazyn The Infinite

I’m going to add them to my collection one of these days

Trazyn The Infinite

He’s literally not nock off Ghengis Khan he’s got actual common sense and he doesn’t jump to conclusions like certain primarchs so before you start insulting the khan why don’t you read more about him.

Trazyn The Infinite

KAWWWWWWWWWW. RAVEN GUARD

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

I’m going to make a certain type of bird extinct if we don’t get white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven Guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars for the win for the khan

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven gaurd

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

White scars for the win

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Raven guard

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Time to get into the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I want the White Scars to get some love. I'd like to see Jaghatai Khan come back from his time in the webway as an old sage hermit that has been aiding Valdor/King in Yellow

SilkyZ

White scars

Scareborne

Kodas disbelief could be felt through the screen at the end.

Lumocus

Thousand sons please

Matthew Horton

Big E is the guandao to white beards naginata

Wilmatia cattebasian

Daddy malcador ftw

Quack

That woman that valdor comforted. Her son became Ra Endimiyon. One of the greatest of the custodies and someone the emperor shared his childhood memories with.

Liam Obrien

ravengaurd

Easyus Prime

WHITE SCARS

Toaster A.K.A The Last Bath Bomb

If I want a knock off Ghengis Khan, there's dozens of other shows

Kai De Avalon

Raven. Guard. Corvus Corax 19th Legion Best bird Better Legion Loyalist Dæmon Lorgars Bane Sneaky Stabby Leman's mate Nykona Sharrowkyn Kayvaan Shrike The Raptors The Blackguard Hidden Hand

The Kenway

White Scars

mylesrable

Well the king in yellow is a really big inspiration for horror writers and has shown up in a few really big series like Steven kings books.

Jacob bruehl

.....I'd take some rest and relaxation tbh. Museum time it is lol.

Please steal this victory my good necron

Himothy Jenkins

Ravenguard

Arcan Corvion

No

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Also New Mexico

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Sorry Trazyn, but I am not submissive and archiveable 🤣🤣🤣

Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Raven Guard

apicado

No white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Need white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Hold on who is you?

Trazyn the Infinite

Nah need white scars first

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I can be very petty just ask Orikan so if you don’t vote white scars I’m putting you in my museum

Trazyn The Infinite

No museum time white scars for the win

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Nah vote for white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes more white scars drum up support for white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

No white scars or museum time

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Na white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

How about I put you in my museum so you don’t have to think about the Bird BiRd Man mAn

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Let’s go white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars for the win

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars for the win

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

White scars

Trazyn The Infinite

Yes

Trazyn The Infinite

No time to get in the museum

Trazyn The Infinite

Need white scars

Trazyn The Infinite

I started this episode angry and now Valdor is one of my top fav characters in 40k Funny how these things work

Nim

Ravenguard

Willietoo

WHITE SCARS!!!

Moses Flores

Ok to Coda's point and to the Valdor/Emperor body double idea There is in SW legends (i hate Disney for doing that btw) it does effectively sound like how Vitiate did his whole body swap thing as well.

Nicholas SAno

there are no amount of words that can describe the rage I am feeling right now. you've now hoed me twice on finally learning about who the fuck Malcador is.

Nim

Ravenguard!

White scars for the win!

Jeremy Holmes

The What?

Spencer D Brinkerhoff

Thanks! That did the trick.

Spencer D Brinkerhoff

White scars

Neil

Story has it that it took 10 space marines to take down a hidden and lose Thunder warrior underneath the emperor's palace and all he wanted to know is why he and his brothers were abandoned FYI as the story is told he shrugged off bolter rounds and killed 30 or so marines until a contingent of like 10 all ran him through with glaives pikes and spears and sill wasn't dead it took a custodies to come down to actually end him

Nicholas SAno

Sistine Chapel painted Michelangelo the mural is called Creation of Adam also known as Creation of Man

Nicholas SAno

White Scars

Quarian Magus

Hey! Make sure your discord is linked to your Patreon. If you're on mobile & have the app you need to go to the website, sign in & link it that way. You'll be dragged in then.

The Kenway

Ravenguard. Honestly I'm hoping this maintains as so incredibly close we just ball & do all 4.

The Kenway

Ravenguard! Would love to learn more about this legion.

Francisco Fernandez

Fucking emporer pulling a night of long knives

Anderson Smith

Would give my left nut for an episode on the raven gaurd and their primarch

Nathen Joseph Alexander Borden Wheeler

The Custodies has been my favorite topic you guys have spoken about but this episode has made me favorite episode next to the lion

White scars I love corvus as a character. I love his legion for what they stand for and what they do the white scars though. Damn I want the video on them please. I will give my shekels to you if I could give them one episode. Just one they're Primark is one of my favorite designed primarks. He's just looks so goddamn cool. Thank you very much for this wonderful video. Please join me in hoping that Henry cavill's Warhammer show has him playing as Constantine valdor. That would be amazing

Himothy Jenkins

I def wanna see the white scars next, plus, Valdor hunting down the Emperor's true name is so cool but as a gag that I know will never happen, what if Valdor finds like a millenium old driver's license with the name Kyle on it and that's Big E's true name

Axel Gomez-Martinez

Isyander, when you talked about the Thunder Warrior "Proto-Primarch" still persisting and the indomitable human spirit and how you love that, then I should point you towards looking into the Last Stand of the Tincan Sailors and the Warsaw Uprising, in my opinion two very real historical events that fit those things perfectly

THESLIMEGAMES

White Scarsssss

Axios Raven Productions

White Scars over Raven Guard. It's a tough choice. I would love to get both of them but I want the White Scars just slightly more.

Codex

Raven gaurd! Supirse take back

I am The Custodian

The Custodian

Thunder warriors for the next poll

monokarma7

Must see the vroom vroom white scars next

Zack Aspin

Iysander being one of the greatest retellers of stories known to mankind.

Cix

Raven Guard

Kai De Avalon

Firstly white scars will be my hopes as their primarch is so fascinating to me. But also the timing of this episode. Adeptus ridiculous just had their space wolves and Leman Russ episodes and was talking about the spear. And as soon as yall started I sat up and did the Leo pointing meme. Great episode I can't wait for Malcador. The only sort of piece even related to the heresy that I've read in 40k is The Board is Set. Which I really enjoy

Jess Torres

Raven Guard

Shuttles

Raven Guard

Noah Wenerd

Give the white scars some much needed love

Цагаан сорви гарч ирэхийг тэсэн ядан хүлээж байна

Industrial Grade Fool

Should have been Ael Wyntor half eldar who keeps killing himself because Malcador keeps telling him stuff that fries his brain

Logan Burress

Pigeon squad let’s go Raven Guard

Raven guard please

Shawn Ramirez

NGL I've always loved Valdor but I've only ever trusted him as far as I could throw him, which, being a Custodes, says how far *that* would be. But the theories at the end were really interesting and made me hopeful of some things that could happen lol Also: Canada Rep! Also Also: Let's go White Scars!!!!!

Naxil

White scars ⚡️⚡️

Blaztex Davis

White scars

greatvaulemaui

Victoris Aut Mortis! Vote for the Raven Guard! (So the White Scars can flank later.)

Kimberlyn Layton

FOR THE KHAGAN, Please gives us a White Scars episode Jaghatai and his son deserve it

vOddball

Do we have our first JoJo referance

Mystogan

RAVEN GUARD RAHH

Justin Tapnio

Bring in the sad bird boisss, the Raven Guard

Corvus

Victoris Aut Mortis! Ravens… for the… Raven Guard?

Brock Hard For Geodudes- Which is scarier- Shaun naked or John Carpenter’s THE THING

Im really want to know what happen if Valdor stab some Tyranids

The word looks like a tractor 🚜

kwik won Gunn

Ah the FONV but real life state

kwik won Gunn

raven guard please

Alex

White Scars for the next video ⚡⚡⚡

Andreas Son of Fulgrim

Valdor wasn’t in the war in the webway?

mohammad636

From what I gather the thunder warriors were Deadpool turned up to 11 and on meth

jesse driver

I remember in Valdor when the space marines first appeared (awesomely), the primarch of the Thunder warriors was like “huh? More Thunder warriors?” I also remember that Thunder warriors could just randomly explode also, like a muscle could just pop.

kody shallenberger

What part are you from?

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

Yeah Tennessee!!!

vasEnterprise

So glad you guys are going over my boy Valdor.

Zack Mendoza

Love the king in yellow

mohammad636

That’s not us. I really don’t like to claim here I just go here for school!

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

That narrows it down so little, there are so many tractor states

Rotcep

Ah the incest state......or am I thinking of Alabama?

kwik won Gunn

Ah the gun state

kwik won Gunn

Ah the tractor state.

kwik won Gunn

How does one join the discord?

Spencer D Brinkerhoff

Arizona!!

Spencer D Brinkerhoff

For the Emperor!! Emperor Episode?!?!

The_Emperor

💙🦇

Alicia

Seconded

Quack

Yes, yes it is.

Quack

Typing this right before I click start. Hoping it isnt three times in a row that the wrong vid being uploaded. Fingers crossed. Future me, is it the right vid?

Quack

I won’t lie yall have become the reason why I purchased a 3d printer to play 40K. Also pls raven gaurd

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

TENNESSEE

Rxund Txble Prxduxtions

I do believe I'm 4th, keep up the great vids yall

Muffin_Daddeh21

I am eating well this weeks, First my Costudes which I've been requesting for nearly a year and now malcador? Feeling blessed, truly thank you gentlemen

apicado

Texas

Mar

The streets need that 3 part Robute Guilliman video

Bosskong

OHIO, short to be first so this is edited, however I’d love to see the primarchs of the covered legions next, like Perty, Sangy, etc etc

Rotcep


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