EP. 195 | More Departments of the Imperium
Added 2025-03-15 04:22:04 +0000 UTC
Today we continue on our journey through the bureaucratic mess of the Imperium by covering some of the smaller but still important departments that keep this double Ouroboros going strong!
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Po Box
Isyander & Koda Po Box 1196, Tacoma, Wa, 98402, USA
Privateer armada would actually be ANY mercenary guild or for hire company, I'm sure there must be something like that around right?
Amped
2025-11-01 05:31:16 +0000 UTC
Do the wheel!!!!!!
יותם רוזנטל
2025-07-31 05:58:40 +0000 UTC
Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bobbyboy32059
2025-05-30 01:03:51 +0000 UTC
the red bit in the roads is clay im pretty sure its the same around oklahoma city
Christian Childers
2025-05-18 23:15:18 +0000 UTC
As someone whom works in taxes and was a government employee let me just say you don't want the US IRS to do your taxes lol
Jeffrey Borus
2025-05-13 20:03:04 +0000 UTC
I find it funny that even the imperiums irs will do your taxes for you but the US IRS won't.
Silver Tongue Narfi
2025-05-12 15:55:00 +0000 UTC
Midwest main highways are okay. Highways that connect small towns? Absolute pothole central, they never get maintained.
Xanatien
2025-05-09 11:29:59 +0000 UTC
I'd love to see an episode on how to make a space marine
Servantproto
2025-05-03 00:13:28 +0000 UTC
as someone who lives in california, in the year 2024 i was hit by 15 cars that year alone, i wasnt physically harmed by most of them but its insane that its above 3
Antonio N
2025-05-01 08:25:48 +0000 UTC
Wait till you drive in Massachusetts
Joseph Elenbaas
2025-04-12 17:25:02 +0000 UTC
The Lord of Iron requires a 12 hour heresy video to show his tactical brilliance
Loko5979
2025-04-11 01:24:41 +0000 UTC
Here in Tennessee our roads have to be built through so rough areas and when it rains the pot holes wash out and grow in size because the road was built on a slope somewhere Rocky.
At least over here in East Tennessee where it's Rocky and theirs no flat ground.
Jarlock
2025-03-27 16:28:50 +0000 UTC
Hydra dominatus +/- 1 or 2 for alpha legión
Aussie_kc
2025-03-27 08:55:51 +0000 UTC
In defence of Tennessee and our roads we have to deal with some of the most extreme weather scales. In my lifetime we have hit -5 and frozen everything in February, and then by july its 110 normal temp with extreme humidity. Our pavement has to go through alot of conditions
The Other Grey Knight
2025-03-27 01:29:21 +0000 UTC
Prime Dolph Ludren would have been a perfect Space Marine or even Curz
Travis Stephens
2025-03-26 23:58:43 +0000 UTC
Just commenting to make the number of comments 111 and likes 222
Faux
2025-03-25 00:18:24 +0000 UTC
Rogue traders = east india company in india…
Sir Manny of Calaban
2025-03-24 20:43:51 +0000 UTC
put it on the wheel and spin, no balls
Brent Tillberry
2025-03-24 06:09:33 +0000 UTC
I for one love the idea of the lovers wheel if only because it's probably my only chance to finally attain my Emperor's Children video
L4Lenny
2025-03-23 06:36:51 +0000 UTC
How many times did Isyander have to practice this to keep it all straight?
bosko-styx
2025-03-21 20:09:02 +0000 UTC
For April fools do an episode on the
militarum janitorium you can name it "custodians? " Lol or the alpha legion
John Easterday
2025-03-21 10:58:30 +0000 UTC
Funny there's a theory we couldn't process cows milk but we just kept drinking it over generations and it caused us to evolve to be able to process it and that's why some people are lactose intolerant.
Captain Dream
2025-03-21 09:50:08 +0000 UTC
Not hart
John Berry
2025-03-21 04:38:25 +0000 UTC
Hate
John Berry
2025-03-21 04:38:14 +0000 UTC
Dare you to react to the litany of hart song on youtube
John Berry
2025-03-21 04:36:46 +0000 UTC
Alpha legion for April fools, please.!!
Marvin Blindell
2025-03-20 21:35:49 +0000 UTC
Yes Tax episode? Koda your god damn genius! 🤣🤣🤣
Lone hiker
2025-03-20 03:53:54 +0000 UTC
Space marine 3
Flynn OConnor
2025-03-20 03:00:51 +0000 UTC
Tennessee resident here but they feel normal to me it’s what I’m used to
Trapper1896
2025-03-20 01:59:47 +0000 UTC
What tithe do paradise world pay?
Hano Vermeulen
2025-03-19 22:12:34 +0000 UTC
Spin the WHEEL!
Jeremiah Crane (Neo-Neoth)
2025-03-19 15:48:51 +0000 UTC
also how about printing horusy book timeline sheet and throw darts on it? https://gaming.kylebb.com/hhtimeline/
Suly
2025-03-18 16:41:56 +0000 UTC
Yaaay for the wheeel!!!!!!!!
Suly
2025-03-18 16:40:47 +0000 UTC
I think the death guard episode is an alpha legion episode because only the dusk raiders were stealthy and there just a bit out of place beings both the only non zeno
Bellows Jakeen
2025-03-18 03:47:19 +0000 UTC
I love the book club idea
Bjorn Tenshi
2025-03-18 00:11:37 +0000 UTC
I am alpharius. I wish for alpha legion. This is a lie.
Joe Setterington
2025-03-17 22:53:16 +0000 UTC
I am here to vote for alpha legion
catgod
2025-03-17 22:06:22 +0000 UTC
You guys are the best.
Chance Anderson
2025-03-17 21:06:41 +0000 UTC
12
Hour
Horusy
Zachary Clapp
2025-03-17 18:16:00 +0000 UTC
Book club!!!
Kc8guy
2025-03-17 17:30:48 +0000 UTC
We need the wheel
Cheesedaddy97
2025-03-17 16:35:10 +0000 UTC
Perhaps put some lesser asked for episodes mayhaps even chaos knight maybe even getting a box strangely sent to the P.O. Box shaped like a chaos knight
panzer
2025-03-17 14:35:39 +0000 UTC
Also yes, SPIN THE WHEEL!!🎺
Tom Duggan
2025-03-17 11:46:13 +0000 UTC
Deviation of Baal baby!
Tom Duggan
2025-03-17 11:45:27 +0000 UTC
As a Midwesterner the highways are generally nice, one you get into local / state roads things get interesting and dependent on season. Also did you hit the HELL sign in southern Ohio on the roadtrip?
CoffeeColony446
2025-03-17 04:49:52 +0000 UTC
The kids on there way to to assasanorim school is how my parents describe them going to school
Dock Powell
2025-03-17 04:18:10 +0000 UTC
I legitimately don't know what you are talking about, I am asking because I want to what all the references are referring to.
Jolly the Bucket
2025-03-17 03:57:08 +0000 UTC
Would you like to hear about the skys of Baal one last time?
Plethoria
2025-03-17 03:49:03 +0000 UTC
Devastation of baal
Jolly the Bucket
2025-03-17 01:29:33 +0000 UTC
The Dakotas is all flat and corn because that where all the missal silos are for the nucs
kaylabeats22
2025-03-17 00:15:05 +0000 UTC
Is the 12 hour HH video recorded yet
john edwards
2025-03-16 23:59:48 +0000 UTC
I love Malcador and would love to see more about him
Radon
2025-03-16 21:42:09 +0000 UTC
This isn't a poll but I vote for the wheel so long as it has the Horus Heresy video on it.
Fotia_Kyrios
2025-03-16 20:39:27 +0000 UTC
id love to see the wheel in action as long as its a actual physical wheel to spin
Dank Engine
2025-03-16 20:16:36 +0000 UTC
Slaanesh milk
Red
2025-03-16 20:09:07 +0000 UTC
Spin that Wheel!
Quantum Dragon
2025-03-16 20:07:51 +0000 UTC
A PoV novel of the Emperor on the Golden Throne would just be 500 pages of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAA OH FUCK OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red
2025-03-16 20:01:42 +0000 UTC
Big wheel keep on turnin’ PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN’
and we’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ on the crusade!
Brock Hard For Geodudes- Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker
2025-03-16 19:40:58 +0000 UTC
Give us the Horus Heresy Video without the Wheel :D
Lullably95
2025-03-16 18:04:50 +0000 UTC
Would you guys ever take a look at the rpg systems themselves? I think a breakdown of the rogue traders/dark heresy rule books and character creation would be a neat little dive.
razamuliel
2025-03-16 17:55:14 +0000 UTC
If you want more on the voidborn, they are more present in the Rogue Trader game
Trace Sosebee
2025-03-16 17:42:00 +0000 UTC
Tau auxiliaries please
LarmDlarma
2025-03-16 17:13:56 +0000 UTC
we must embrace the wheel
Demi Slade
2025-03-16 15:40:43 +0000 UTC
I love the wheel idea
Isaiah Davis
2025-03-16 14:53:33 +0000 UTC
I love these looks at the more mundane parts of the 40k setting.
Also, weekly call for more Eldar topics please.
Ynnead/Yvraine, Exodites and Craftworlds
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
2025-03-16 12:55:22 +0000 UTC
You will know what will be required of you *after* you’ve walked the path 😇
Tchiñdā Armel Tsomene
2025-03-16 10:06:58 +0000 UTC
What are yall drinking in this epsiode??
Johnathan Wolff
2025-03-16 09:23:44 +0000 UTC
LOOSER WHEEL PLEASE!!!!!
Mitch Barton
2025-03-16 06:31:07 +0000 UTC
Give us the wheel of losers
Murdered_happiness
2025-03-16 06:02:49 +0000 UTC
I like the losers wheel idea
Pandolfinstein
2025-03-16 03:46:55 +0000 UTC
Immm firstttt
The most petty iron warrior
2025-03-16 03:21:31 +0000 UTC
No I’m first
The most petty iron warrior
2025-03-16 03:13:17 +0000 UTC
OH! I'M FROM ALABAMA! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S IN OUR ROADS! IT'S NEGLECT! 😀
And the pinkishness comes from our iron-rich dirt.
Preston Jones
2025-03-16 02:55:14 +0000 UTC
Airbus had an order from a Saudi sheikh who bought a full airliner jet for his son.
His son was five. The sheikh thought he was buying a model and just didn't even blink at the cost, just "Yep, this tracks."
Preston Jones
2025-03-16 02:35:11 +0000 UTC
I like the wheel idea, but I'd like something more fun than the Google wheel if practical.
Is there any way a physical wheel or a series of multiple wheels that could make sense? A wheel to select the wheel!
Angry_Dicks!
2025-03-16 02:25:03 +0000 UTC
It was neat to see which ones I recognized
Angry_Dicks!
2025-03-16 02:21:30 +0000 UTC
this is a very informative episode i liked it. also i would be very down for a losers wheel. also i cast a vote for grimaldus of the helsreich crusade
SKEETERBOY87
2025-03-16 02:15:51 +0000 UTC
S P I N T H E W H E E L
Nick
2025-03-16 02:07:14 +0000 UTC
Oh yes especially in rural Tennessee the roads are just abysmal
Jake Hearn
2025-03-16 01:59:00 +0000 UTC
Make the wheel
Mystogan
2025-03-16 01:51:49 +0000 UTC
Crusading for our Captain Lotara Video
Jade Rabbit
2025-03-16 01:33:18 +0000 UTC
Can confirm, our roads down in Alabama and Tennessee are dogshit
Also I would love a book club to guide what I am reading warhammer wise, the book list grows ever longer with time
Mitchell McCullough
2025-03-16 01:22:58 +0000 UTC
Hmm. Wheel...
Bored skulls
2025-03-15 22:57:47 +0000 UTC
I yearn for the wheel
Douglas Vines
2025-03-15 20:43:55 +0000 UTC
Dark angels please and thank you!
Aragami
2025-03-15 19:31:21 +0000 UTC
I've heard that the US definition of Treason is very narrowly specified, as one who wages war against the US or provides help and comfort to its enemies. As it was written by a bunch of people who had just been revolting against their own authorities it made sense they wanted to be very specific about for future purposes.
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
2025-03-15 18:55:10 +0000 UTC
I vote for both bugs and the wheel!
James Calow
2025-03-15 18:45:19 +0000 UTC
GG
Alex Ross
2025-03-15 18:01:11 +0000 UTC
Haha I stole first
The most petty iron warrior
2025-03-15 18:00:39 +0000 UTC
Uh, yeah, I plugged the challenge into AI:
🎶 Warhammer Rap! Gotta name 'em all! 🎶
(Beat drops)
Verse 1
Abaddon, Angron, Magnus, Lorgar!
Roboute, Sanguinius, Vulkan goes hard!
Horus, Mortarion, Perturabo’s cold!
Jaghatai, Alpharius, secrets untold!
Verse 2
Celestine, Greyfax, Creed, and Draigo,
Eisenhorn, Cypher—where’d he go?
Trazyn, Orikan, the Silent King,
Khârn the Betrayer, let the blood flow begin!
Chorus
(Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K!
Verse 3
Typhus, Lucius, Fabius Bile,
Bjorn the Fell-Handed, old-school style!
Kor’sarro, Shrike, Pedro Kantor,
Helbrecht, Lysander, and Tigurius war!
Verse 4
Mephiston, Dante, Gabriel Seth,
Azrael, Sammael—Dark Angels’ best!
Logan Grimnar, Arjac too,
Yarrick’s got a power klaw coming for you!
Bridge
(Spoken) Oh, we’re not done yet—prepare for Exterminatus!
Verse 5
Zahndrekh, Nemesor, Imotekh’s wrath!
Ghazghkull Thraka leads the Waaagh path!
The Swarmlord, Old One Eye, Red Terror,
Tervigon spawning like a real nightmare!
Verse 6
Vect, Lelith, Drazhar strike!
Urien Rakarth, pain’s delight!
Belisarius Cawl, he’s got the tech,
Celestine’s back—won’t stay wrecked!
Final Chorus
(Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K!
RowanWinged
2025-03-15 17:40:19 +0000 UTC
The next challenge after the heresy show. Name every 40k character in Pokemon rap style.
RowanWinged
2025-03-15 17:31:16 +0000 UTC
I vote wheel of losser.
Brandis Jablaoui
2025-03-15 17:09:19 +0000 UTC
Do you guys think you'll ever make merch? I'd love to support you guys further and to rep I & K with a cool shirt or something
Noah Batchelder
2025-03-15 16:56:13 +0000 UTC
i cast my vote for the plague wars cause i feel that is actually the alpha legion trying to sneak their way in past us all
Jashua
2025-03-15 16:48:27 +0000 UTC
If you "think" you needed a white board for this episode, you sure as hell will need it for the hydra indomitous episode
Mr Mutant
2025-03-15 13:43:26 +0000 UTC
I forward this motion
I am Alpharius, maybe
2025-03-15 13:38:37 +0000 UTC
If you do the wheel, make it so that everytime „the episode“ does not show up it goes a bit up in chances
Biggus_Dickus
2025-03-15 12:50:02 +0000 UTC
I am here to begin the begging of the stationary episode.
jared ferrell
2025-03-15 12:22:18 +0000 UTC
I would kill for a book club style, here's the book for next episode, we talk about it in a week or two.
Hana Amodio
2025-03-15 11:35:36 +0000 UTC
Give me the fulgrim episode. Oiled up AND NAKED
Gabriel Vaccaro
2025-03-15 10:06:27 +0000 UTC
Day 5 of Requested a Dreadnought video for YouTube and a discussion of The Glorious Tomb by Guy Haley on Patreon.
TheArditi's
2025-03-15 10:02:38 +0000 UTC
To explain the Southern roads, we're still paying penance, Death Korps of Krieg style, for the civil war, and the Powers That Be literally won't let us have better contractors and materials
J.T. Packer
2025-03-15 09:22:50 +0000 UTC
Hydra dominatus
Mrytub
2025-03-15 08:45:04 +0000 UTC
and koda you disappointment most privateers were not bought and paid for they were in fact Criminals of the British empire during it's war with Spain while Elizabeth the first was queen and the Spanish armada as around and at the time Britain didn't have enough manpower but had the ships so they threw criminals on the ship gave them marks of reprisal and pardons as long as the met a quota
Nicholas SAno
2025-03-15 08:06:15 +0000 UTC
FUCK YEAH THE WHEEL! 12 HOURS OF THE HORUS HERESY
Easton Ensor
2025-03-15 07:46:24 +0000 UTC
hear me out hear me out the April fools episode is in fact tax season episode BUT it ends up being alpha legion.
Nicholas SAno
2025-03-15 07:45:11 +0000 UTC
wheel of fortune!
tomkat 123
2025-03-15 07:08:22 +0000 UTC
Love the idea of book episodes and the losers wheel
Abuus
2025-03-15 07:01:16 +0000 UTC
Please let us learn about t he plague war
Jane Dove
2025-03-15 06:15:09 +0000 UTC
As a midwesterner, I appreciate the recognition of our driving etiquette. I currently live in CO and boy oh boy I hate it.
Mike Vogel
2025-03-15 06:02:13 +0000 UTC
vote against livathan as i love my morty and if it is the liers eh okay
Martin Boru The Herald
2025-03-15 05:53:51 +0000 UTC
Still repping Peter Turbo - Primarch of Petty
Would love a video covering him.
IcebearLovesYou
2025-03-15 05:25:29 +0000 UTC
Plague war because we all know Morty can't sneak but you know who can? ALPHARIUS! I AM NOT CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY, HERETIC!
R'lyeh Bel
2025-03-15 05:20:58 +0000 UTC
also, you can still get the Letter of Marque from the President. we never outlawed it in the US
SilkyZ
2025-03-15 04:56:53 +0000 UTC
Lol "get that G2 out of that admech's asshole 🤣"
CandyCain
2025-03-15 04:51:37 +0000 UTC
CHairisODE
Benjamin Mather
2025-03-15 04:49:50 +0000 UTC
12 hr houresy
Pedro Ramirez
2025-03-15 04:47:22 +0000 UTC
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Caine Champion of Khorne
2025-03-15 04:31:08 +0000 UTC
I know there's a short story about psychers being ushered into the room where they're fed into the chair XD
It's told first person from a psyker and it's from 'Master of Mankind'
Werdmatthias
2025-03-15 04:29:45 +0000 UTC
Ecclesiarchy plz
William
2025-03-15 04:29:01 +0000 UTC
Happy to see you annoyed your late
CandyCain
2025-03-15 04:28:52 +0000 UTC
4 hour Badab War video when? (you know, to flesh out the workflow for the Horesesy)
SilkyZ
2025-03-15 04:28:36 +0000 UTC
12 hours heresy 🧍
Eloi Guillaud
2025-03-15 04:24:04 +0000 UTC
Second!!
wyatt davis
2025-03-15 04:23:42 +0000 UTC
I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge.
Or his impossibly stubborn and scary competent cousin, Davaros Stooge of the Iron Warriors.
Bald Vengeance
2025-03-15 04:23:37 +0000 UTC
Hermes Conrad Kurze
Alex Ross
2025-03-15 04:23:27 +0000 UTC