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EP. 144 | Recap Episode 13 | The Literal Longest Episode We've Ever Made

You asked and we...took our sweet time answering. I honestly think it's very funny that our longest ever video so far is a recap episode and not like a Horussy lore deep dive, but here we are :P

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EP. 144 | Recap Episode 13 | The Literal Longest Episode We've Ever Made

Comments

Consider this a formal vote for Fabius bile

Infinit_goku

Speaking of guest appearances, one potential interesting person, if it can be swung, might be Baldermort. He does a good deal of 40k, and has a fantastic voice. I disagree about Purturabo having an RGB keyboard by the by. It's a waste of power and thus a waste of time. He would build his own to his own exacting specifications.

Sylvanon

Would Fulgrim specifically be that French guy who failed pole vaulting due to his "snake"?

Jakob Hjorth Hansen

I'm hella late but Russ gets javelin in the olympics

Kintsugi Magnus

I wish I could raise Perturabo but I don’t think I could dig out the chip buried in his shoulder

BB.Blight

I wish I could raise Magnus but I don’t think I could properly raise a child that could dominate me

BB.Blight

Jagatai because he’s rather independent and I would have to work a lot to support him

BB.Blight

I would want Jagatai as my first son. Then Horus after that.

BB.Blight

Could Magnus fix Nostramo?

BB.Blight

I want an alpharius episode

BB.Blight

Heresy video, guest appearances of Pancreas and Bricky lol Also... For which Primarch hit Koda, counter question, are you sure you saw which one it was? Cause Alpharius and Omegon are pretty slippery...

Commissar Killinger

I chocked when I said “for a pancreas” that was unexpectedly funny

William Knight

New Trend: “5 hour Coverage of the Unification Wars” Copy and paste this everywhere.

Dante

The longer the episode the better, all the juicy detail

Mega Matty

Vulkan would drive the forester, he loves his sons

JimmySpace

Regarding Guilliman's Olympics category, I nominate him for chess, which *is* an Olympic sport.

Zac Dye

Personally I’d have chosen Typhus the traveler in order to save Mortarion

Waaaaaagh

gonna throw my hat into the ring for that event horrison thing. just cause i feel like sharing. its you guys, your my even horison. i had been semi intrested by warhammer before finding you guys, but as isyander said "death by a thousand cuts" then i find you two and i get yeeted into the deep end

Janitor Dragon

I'd shoot the necrontyr version of the fish that decided to walk. Solve that problem real quick.

Hewhowasnotnamed

Does anyone know where to find the guest appearance they make? They reference it at around 21:46.

EntombedSeeker

I will die on this hill chapters should be 10k max per chapter

Ned

Halo lore

Trazyn The Infinite

Where’s our fantasy video tomb king or lizard men or Skaven or the empire of man.

Trazyn The Infinite

Where’s our pancreas no work video

Trazyn The Infinite

To slow man: rattle meeeeee boooones

Vibb360

Gotrex ans Felix

Brother Dwarf

there are trains in darktide. and just normal on rails trains at that.

Geoduck02

You keep edging the heresy deep dive love it 😀

Peter Birt

Now I want that Gilman episode

Grimreaper

Can we get an episode on the War in Heaven / Krorks

Bruinguy9

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Scareborne

Iron Hands time

The Kenway

No Batman is not a terrorist but he does use some techniques similar to to terrorists such as psychological warfare and gorilla warfare

The kreigsmen

we NEED a alpha legion video!!!

David H

Literally forgot the wizard in the commorragh dnd party that is Magus!

Monarch

Guilliman would participate in every event and take silver

Bluebell

Man I need some warp episodes

Ketchup

Bat mite is the Batman your think of

SanguineStar

What type of magic decks do you play? Commanders and style (agro, stax, combo, aristocrat, etc)?

Campbell Ford

I'm with you I was hit while walking on a cross walk because someone was on their phone I jumped and was only clipped on my foot.

Ghostpixel .

FUN FACT: While you can’t call a child molester a pedofile on YouTube, you can call them by their prison/street name Chomo.

Zachary Clapp

Horussy

Kentroll320

that football question just makes me want a 40k Bloodbowl game

Anthony Montoya

I understood every single batman reference instantly.

Grant Walker

he could steal gulliman

Ian Moore

Thank you for all this amazing content this is my last day as a patron for awhile ill be back when i can to finish the videos i missed i hope you all have a good month cant wait to be back.

Theonewholives 5

Ovbiously Roboat Girlyman is winning everything in the watersports category

Angry_Dicks!

Definitely do something with Panc! You would be an amazing trio

Jordan Patton

Thought of this question too late but if the nids use warp powers and they come from outside of the galaxy does that mean the warp and the chaos gods exist outside of the galaxy or did the bugs learn to use it when they showed up in ours? Are the chaos gods limited to the galaxy or are they universal?

Dylan Halley

Sure but getting at the extreme tops 20,000,000 space marines confused with one in ten of 1,000,000,000,000,000 at the extreme low how big the emporium is just bad

Vic Coleman

Really want to see the Iron Hands and emperors children video

Sam huhn

Why dont you save those pre made episodes for when Koda gets concussed or you get nurgled

Too_Spooky

29:50 bruhs make Hmanga white out descriptions

charles selander

I would love to have an origin story for Isaynder and Koda. Just to learn a little bit about the dudes behind the screen. Also Koda lmao you're not old yet. Don't worry, you'll know when you get there

Datoneguy

I've had 7 moderate to severe concussions, amd recovery is a pain in the ass everytime. Get some Chocolate Milk from Linden WA and take care of yourself buddy!

Sam Smith

Don't worry Kodak I'm only 27 and BOY is it a world of difference from me at 20 😅😂 aging is crazy

D'Angelo Henderson

I have to say the Robust Guilded Drake would have the sport of Town Planning which was a thing a long time ago so it doesn’t really count I guess

Andrew Brooks

Me personally I listen to the episodes at work to tune out stuff, so longer more in depth episodes id be cool with

Brantley Roberson

Out of interest, is the 12 hour heresy video going to be you two sitting for 12 hours STRAIGHT??? Or just a 12 hour video? 🤣

Toby Talbot

WHAT IF MALCADOR IS USING THE GOLDEN THRONE TO TURN INTO A CAWL LIKE BEING AND IS USING IT TO GAIN ENOUGH POWER TO GIVE THE EMPEROR LIFE AGAIN

Bubbaza

I cannot wait for the ultrapup updates. Oh and please start wearing helmets when you're driving Koda, don't want too many concussed stacks or you'll get the TBI debuff. I also got rear ended like 2 weeks ago I now know how it feels.

Not A Koi

I’d love more Fabius Bile and Emperors Children

Bernardo Barrientos

give vulkan enough time and fuel and i think he might be able to solo commoragh

Jacob Adams

Ever made YET. 12 hour Heresy episode when?

Legallysane1

I must go research dark krakens sound cool as fuck. And yes legion chapters they are all awesome in my book

Ghostpixel .

I did not have not played that much

Ghostpixel .

Fabius Bile became one of my favorite characters after reading his book trilogy. I would love a video on him, but it feels appropriate to have an Emperors Children video first to set the tone.

Outer Heaven

Let the Bile twist their form and make perfection out of their adequate genetics 💜

Bellows Jakeen

the only correct answer to which primark to raise like superman would be angron because then you prevent the buchers nails

benjamin wright

The Dark Krakens are a Successor Chapter if that counts. (Also sliding in a Dark Kraken Vote)

Purple Haze

6:07 if it’s them pre heresy you’re forgetting about HORUS!!!

Anrakyr

This video just made me think of another question. Do you think the emperor didn’t want to be worshiped because he knew that all that worship wouldn’t have gone to him but to the version of him in the warp.

Alex Weede

I am Alpharius

Mitchell Bates

Guilliman gets rowing for the summer and bobsled in the winter. TEAM sports and moving in unison with the best possible gear.

Todd Kurta

Day two of asking if vashtorr becomes a chaos God if he could beat zinch since technological advancements normally beat biological evolution

Jacob Moore

For a second I thought the title was a joke, Because it said 2:03.

Braeden Hogencamp

A terrorist is a person who commits "acts of terror" but EVERY country has completely different views of what an "act of terror" is

FoxLocket

How else do you think he pulled Fulgrim?

Jesse LeCompte

“Horussy” got me 😆 now is it pre or post balding?

Kalsarikännit

Yes my nachos question was answered

SgtButterBrown

I think for the bullet question for the necrons would be the deciever.

Richárd Németh

I cannot believe Horus put his whole herussy into that warhammer

Alfonso Rodriguez

Fulgrim and emperor's children video please!

Benjamin A.

Marvin heemeyer episode tho

Discipleoftheshelled

See the new Salamander armor in helldivers 2?

Kalsarikännit

For me, I feel like taking angron off nuceria and giving him a good normal upbringing on a relatively advanced world, where I can share with him my insights dealing with anxiety and anger, and coming to a place of compassion understanding and tolerance, he could go out into the world and become very much like sanguinious with his legion. I am not spiritual enough to handle lorgar, though again I think any of us could do better than the upbringing he got. The emperor really needed to have each primarch spend 20-30 years with him on Terra and on crusade before letting them out with some surrogate parent/advisor figures.

axdntprn axdntprn

#24HoursOfHorussy

Jesse LeCompte

One of my favorite authors, Brandon Sanderson, regularly answers questions from fans. If you ask something that will be discussed in a future book he gives "RAFO" awards meaning ' Read and find out'. You guys seem to be doing "wafo" awards multiple times this episode. Love to see it

EinChef

I feel like the alpha legion episode is just going to be them answering every question that started with "oiled up and naked" but didn't make it into an episode and no actual lore

Hunzu Skarvason

Typhus?

axdntprn axdntprn

FOR FABULOUS BILL

Ultrasmurf

2 HOURS??! Hell yeah!

TitanicBark68

I await the trayzen collects me for his isyander and koda collection. But keep up the work you guys without you guys I never would’ve given this amazing universe and fandom a second chance or thought.

Definitely not a space shark.

Who is the 40k character you hate the most and why is it Erabus?

Mathian Pfister

If you need any help with arknights lore, I got you

Mudly J.G.S.

Batman does not have political goals. Therefore I don't think he can be a terrorist.

Tommy Walker

fuck a duck koda is 2 years younger than me but looks 5 years older

Andrew Richardson

That was my thought

Tommy Walker

Ahh the buying windows part hurt, you should check the MAS script on github, it's even used by microsoft technicians to get licenses for windows and office (faster and easier than their in house methods). Free and perfectly working windows for years thanks to that

John Leuba

Thank you! -Isy

Isyander & Koda

oh cool theyre gonna team up with pancreasnowork

Andrew Richardson

My chicanery wants to take a 280Z and engine swap it with a Porsche engine in the rear.

Brock Hard For Geodudes- look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!

ehm ehm.... HYDRA DOMINATUS

B4skerV1lle

how many spreadsheets do i need to burn at my isyander alter to get a god damn emperors children episode!?

Andrew Richardson

Love the longer videos

Grant Greier

Is there warp chicanery in having female Custodes? Ate the genesyealing cults going mind flare?

Ryan

To be fair, football players are peak human

Ryan

You can get a tan from welding (professional metal glueing)! I know from experience and it fucking hurts!

Gandalf The Thicc

Man if they could like lip sync the whole thing having them in opposite chairs and things that would be mind bending

axdntprn axdntprn

Couldn't you do like a legion + descendants series so you go over the legion then all it's chapters? Get the vibes of them all? Maybe break the bluebs into like 2 because they got so Damn many chapters?

axdntprn axdntprn

Batmite

Frozenkiller61

Commorragh. :)

Big Tony

Any salamander chapter any of them just more of my favorite dragon boys period

Ghostpixel .

Horus,Dorn,Magnus,Russ and Kahn are destroying comaroth. Don't know how to spell it.

Frozenkiller61

Fabius video!

Melon Collie

Perty wins the e sports

David Harms

Day 2 of asking for Lucifer Blacks i wont stop

Stefan25

Fuck I'm going to start asking proper questions now

Billbo Ballbag

I am Alpharius!

Adligo

What mr bones video!

tjtuscin135 .

Fantasy content yes

RandythePlumber

"What are you talking about longest video ever? It's only 2 minutes 3 seconds." Starts video, and notices the time change. "Oh My God!"

Hunter of The

Haven’t finished the episode yet but I believe trains exist - since you have spoken about a DEMON-Train

Tom2864

The badhab war and astral claws video but still do what you guys want.

GodzillaDoom2

You are horus at the start of the heresy and the chaos gods all converge their powers and tell you that they will 100% corrupt any 5 of your brothers to aid you but the rest remain loyal. Who do u pick as your dream team and why? (Mine is guilliman, russ, magnus, pertertubo, and khan.)

Isaac McDaniel

dorito car go brrrrrr - K

Isyander & Koda

:)

Isyander & Koda

Fuck Erebus Can I have Koda call me a little pog champ? Welcome to being old, it sucks beyond yelling back in my day at kids, I suggest you start doing that at every opportunity.

I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube

Hydra Dominatus

Nicole

Again I ask, wearing nothing but a thong and in a pit of Vaseline which of the four chaos gods is winning the great game?

Isaac McDaniel

I didn’t know I was paying to hear the phrase “ancient Babylonian skibbity toilet brain rot” at 2am on a Thursday but here I am 🫠

Teabagginz53

Could we please have the Deathwatch 🙏🏻😁

Tom2864

24!? Unc. (Im 23)

Too_Spooky

I just bought a Built off road P71 crown Victoria, and we are currently in the middle of putting a new EJ22 In our 97' Impreza coupe

Hana Amodio

I would like to suggest a poll where all the options taken multiple episodes like the Horus heresy and the Emporer. I need 2 more options for this poll so please post on this comment 🙏.

CandyCain

This is the correct answer! I have no idea how it escaped me -Isyander

Isyander & Koda

MASSIVE spoilers for Last Knight on Earth: But Omega Batman from that comic could fix Nostromo. "Fix" being a uhhhhh generous interpretation of the term, but y'know. Also, fun fact about the dictionary definition of terrorist is that it is a uhhhh inexact science, I tried looking it up for research purposes once and it turns out it is a whole thing, there is an entire wikipedia article solely devoted to definitions of terrorism.

Red

Titans

Rexx Zavolf

One vote for the Lorgar episode, Preach, Preach!!!

Quantum Dragon

1:32:37 God DAMN I'm dying rn😂 as soon as Isyander said the salamanders all I could think of was three salamanders in a club, He'stan in the middle, all in full armor just crip walking 😂😂😂

Average Life Enjoyer

Day 1 of asking for red scorpions

Church Esq

Alpha Legion time? Alpha Legion time. Hydra Dominatus!

CarmenSanAndreas

Honestly i love the more detailed videos. I understand there are limits but a 2hr video explaing something in detail? Makes me even more interested.

Gimbii

I know Leman Russ can in fact Crip walk

Vellum The Mindless King

See, I'm kinda a Mazda guy. My first (and current) car is the Mazda 2, with the lil heads up display screen too. But the REAL reason is because my mum, while she was pregnant with me, was a whole thing in the Hawaii street race scene. She had a red Mazda RX7, suped up and with a full on body kit and everything. That damn triangle engine is fascinating

Maxima

No no the Erebus video needs to be named "It was all him all along"

RadicalPlasma

Koda, I'm sorry, I sent my question in both q/a videos, the 1st time I was high and flippant when I was writing it, the second time I was sober and studying when I remembered I wrote it dumb like.

RadicalPlasma

Your welcome for the Cristco mental flashbang.

NoMercy745

To be fair to him though, 40k numbers do not make sense.

I am Alpharius, maybe

Batmite

Vellum The Mindless King

They said my question. I can finally die in peace

CleverEngr

I never thought I’d get iysander singing not like us on my 2024 bingo card

Tyberos, the Malding Wake

GW is going to do the Celestial Lions dirty. The last 10 Lions will just be Alpha Legion. They made a hot swap en route.

George Hall

You know I love the thought of guiliman meeting the leader of black legion after finding out about the celestial lions. In my head it's just guiliman saying ok look I know you arent fallowing the codex but we need to send a message so get everyone here and ill pretend I dont see anything

Jordan Winter

they said my question. I am able to die happy

Adam Lund

On class difference the phrase "pardon my french" comes from when there was a large population of French speaking refugees in an English speaking nation leading to "vulgar" language being termed as French. A little bit of a better fact the word for seal (animal) is very fun to say in French

Nilloc

Ooooooh new stuff to binge

Papa Pepis

To be fair, about trying to talk down a Marine, if it doesn't work then at least it's going to be REALLY quick for you.

RavenStarver

Loving the longer video formats guys, thanks for making commutes better!

Hatter808

Round 4 asking for chaos poll #2 with word bearers sons of Horus and emperors children

Andrew

In the Infinite and the Devine the Deceiver makes Trayzn feel pain for the first time since the beginning of bio-transference. Hope that helps

The Homelander

Honestly an Angron without butchers nails would have been not only great with Corvus, but also quite friendly with Vulkan. Angron is a true Imperial tragedy

Thomas Allen

Wop, wop, wop wop!

Alessandro Attias

No problem!

Nilloc

There's a "dent" in Korn' s armor caused by Tzench... Is this relevant?

robert cameron

Wait what other youtuber’s videos were isyander and koda apart of?

Vibran the panda

What a wonderful surprise to hear not just 1hr but 2 from you guys! No memes, just pure appreciation.

- Nohvotic -

LETS GO, THANK YOU

The Homelander

Got it! Thanks!

The God Emperor

How did you not think of Guilliman for Decathlon? The sport where it's 10 diferent sports and even if you don't get gold in any particular event you get Gold overall if you did well enough overall.

william albee

I NEED A HOUR LONG FABIUS BILE VID STAT 💀 also loveeee the long video format

Ethan Hamilton

The Alpharius/Omegon/legion needs to have Koda and Iysander switch places and not mention it or the fact Koda is running the episode

John Philemon

I don't mind long videos. I work overnights and working alone for 6 hours with nobody means I need long content. Keep it pushing guys

Isaac McDaniel

I WORK WITH A FEW CHURCHES, I CAN HELP THE LORGAR SURMEN!

Nilloc

Technically malice is different and they do own the rights to that as a 5th chaos god I will say but what he's based on isn't owned by them

Jordan Winter

I love a two hour Isyander an Koda chill sesh

Mason Hostetler

Lol pogchamp

Fox

Koda should be bared from talking numbers. At the absolute high end of Spaces Marines in 40K they there is 1 Space Marine for every 1,000,000,000 or there are more aircraft carriers in the US fleet than there would be space marines if the empire was the size of earth. That is not 10% that is 0.00000001% And it is likely way lower than that, that being said that is still a few thousand chapters on the extreme high end. but likely closer to 1,000.

Vic Coleman

🤨📸

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

The famous nighthaunter quote, "I have come for you" which lends itself for his kin to say "we have come for you"

Nilloc

THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

Nilloc

I am also so here for long videos! The shorter content leaves me wanting so much more.

Nilloc

I view this as preparation for the heresy video. Please give us a heresy video 12 hours at least

William

ohhh if the Khan had been a slanesh primarch he would totally be a demonic centaur

Axel Gomez-Martinez

🤨📸

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

I hope the quote is coming across 😁

Nilloc

We are here for you

Nilloc

I thought this was a joke by missreading the length as 2 minutes and 3 seconds LOL

Tactical Turtwig

Pls, i beg of yall, make the horusy video

Quack

The first thing to check is if this account is linked to your discord, if that is good then the next would be to ask them in a dm to be added

Nilloc

For the Horus heresy I expect nothing less than three 2 hour episodes

nick iaconie

More longer stuff

Alden John bridges this is my full legal name

<2hrvideoreleases> WOOOOOO YEEEEAAHHH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Gabriel

Holy, 2 hours. I'm eating good tonight, he'll yea, I love long style content.

Axel D

Anyone have the link for the discord? Only just joined last week.

The God Emperor

Personally, I am very excited for longer content, but I come from a listening background of Dan Carlin’s hardcore history, so i may just brain already wired incorrectly enough to get excited when i see big long episodes going into detail on something, and the more tangents the better!! Curious how others feel!

Kazuhira 'most of MGSV is filler' Miller

Holy 2 whole hours

Faux

You know my stuff gliched so it wasn't showing the proper time and I thought this was a giant joke cause it only said 2:03.

James Carr

Next round of polls we need to add The Macharian Crusade

Jonathan Alvarado

Witness!!!!

Benjamin Sicard

Preparering for the heresy video with this length

Mystogan

Horussy kinda outta pocket Koda, and i know it was you who said this..

Caleb

I am Alpharius

apicado

I love these longer videos so much!!!

James

Do you live in Tacoma wa

Alden John bridges this is my full legal name

Haven't even watched and im already hyped for longer content.

Isaiah Caton

Let’s go I’m ready

Zerowolf

Hating at break neck speed I am here. Wonderful to see you guys post as always. Please redact all nightlord content.

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski


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