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EP. 146 | The Litanies of the Guard

Today we continue exploring the uplifting handbook by talking about the uplifting part of the handbook. The prayers and litanies that the guardsman will turn to in moments of happiness, strife and even in their last moments.

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EP. 146 | The Litanies of the Guard

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Mechanical devices are mostly about movement. The "Gate flipping" does not involve movement of anything other than electrons, IT is not mechanical. Mechanical may be keyboard, cooling Systems, disk tray. Electric is of course, when it uses electricity in any form. Electric engine is both mechanical and electric. And electronic, I think it is if it uses semiconductors (diodes and transistors).

Pester Master

Codex Astartes is GIANT What they could do, is pen "7'th edition Codex Astartes Pocket Guide tome 47" and leave all other tomes alone

Pester Master

heads up theres an app on your phone called fast scanner i needed it for work, free,and take photos of the page and it will scan it that way and you can do sme basic ajustments there

Lacey Anderson

It was a ship from WW1 that was MADE of concrete. It was just a towable barge effectively that they were originally going to strap a load of guns to drop it off near a beachhead and it could shell in land and repel enemy fleets. When the US switched to a carrier based naval fleet they scrapped the idea and instead turned them into floating ice cream factories. We had 2 of em and as we did the island hopping IN WW2 we just kept following the marine deployments with them. Germans got into an artillery battle with the US army in WW2 where they just kept chucking shells back and forth the Germans thought we had 2-3 times the amount of guns they did because we could just keep bombarding them all day and night long meanwhile they had to pause to maintain supply of rounds and repair/replace gun barrels on their howitzers. We just kept firing and shaping out barrels on rotation without pausing the battery.

NemasorZandab

For the codex I think personally it would be hilarious for them to just write out the dominant strategies from the various tabletop versions.

Ara Laiss

Koda TY, made me spit out my drink at work with that brilliant "Hieratic!"

Travis Blevins

I am from country georgia and our religion is orthodox christianity and not gonna lie these prayers sound awfully similar. they are not completely same but vibe they give me

temo tkeshelashvili

Considering the jokes about the primer being toilet paper, you could also use it in a Guardsmen TV show as when things are going good they reference the text sarcastically/amusedly, but when push comes to shove they pray fervently.

Connor Winter

Chat Im tempted

Charlie Andrade

Not gonna lie. I use a bunch of these when I'm working on my bike or at work at the bar.

Will

For me, if it has moving physical parts, it's a Machine.

Wesley Marvin

Okay, pedantic moment for the whole quartz movement in watches. They work because of an electrical impulse that is predictable and consistent to keep time. In the mechanical movements that battery is a spring governed by the gear ratios. So, yeah, totally agree on the whole square rectangle things.

DtDPitch White

This is epic

Benjamin Sicard

I'm just gonna leave a link to the website I bought my second hand manuals from : https://www.americanapipedream.com/collections/books?srsltid=AfmBOooVOf2R2LGhYfM4ulbjouILwCFy_gDU9jgukPcOEkTxCCgqb_op special mention goes to the ranger and survival manuals. The survival manual literally says you will survive until you give up. step one is literally "YOU WILL SURVIVE, YOU ARE TRAINED, YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL, YOU WILL SURVIVE"

thorn

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Scareborne

if you wanna see some military logistics porn, you should check out the Berlin Airlift. the U.S., U.K., and a few other countries shipped an absolutely rediculous amount of supplies to Berlin before the walls came down.

DockingChamp

This episode is labelled 156, but the one before was 144, and the one after is 148. Strange.

TsarBlin

Christmas was Yule Easter was Eoaster

Christian Miramontes

Shall our military buddy's help wright the Codex Astarties?

Christian Miramontes

Warp!!!!!!!!!!!

wert the warrior

I got the waffle house!!!! its from TTS: Rogal Dorn made extra fortified waffles for breakfast.

Adam Balogh

+1 FOR THE WARP

Aussie_kc

Also dorn states the codex astartes can be used as a support beam

Vibb360

It's 42 hours the US military can set up a fully functioning burger king. And we can. We have insane logistics

Dylan

ITS WARPIN TIME!

Aragami

everyday isyander gets closer to becoming lorgar

Rangerofwar

I vote da warp

Rangerofwar

Not gonna lie i kinda want to see you two reacting to the last church animation

Operta Lupus

For the warp video and the 3 part robot gorilla man series

Robert

Horussy video(s) wen!

Some_Random_Hobo In_LA

I vote the warp again

Henry Hudson

Quick little fact, easter used to be called Eostra until the Catholic rebranding.

Big Tony

Lemon rush episode

jack blakemore

If I remember, there's an American female swimmer who makes up all of the top ten times for her category in the Olympics XD

Geoduck02

Warp for the win!

LukeTheWise1

So if your both interested a good enlisted for logistics and upkeep is called the blue jackets manual for the us navy it’s customs, courtesy, minimal upkeep, such as how to fold shirts it’s what I’ve always thought of when it comes to the codex. It’s a good read too.

Jack Burchfield

I'd love a "High Gothic "(English ) translation of T'au'va teachings with the disclaimer that they don't have all the words and some of the more military based teachings

That black guy

I know you guys don't really do shoutouts but whoever got that sent deserve their credits, whoever you are out there, The path to duty is often a stony one, made smoother by thought for others. Emperor's blessings.

The Venerable Breadnought

They could make excerpts of the codex and the lecticio

Daniel J Cutter

Warp!

Dum8kid

THE WARP +1

Aussie_kc

Wait till he finds out about the ww2 us navy ice cream ships. That was there only job. Front line ice cream

Dark draconis

The "heretic" comment killed me. Hahahaha.

Winsgw1989

The operations room is an amazing channel. Did not expect to see it here. Lol.

Winsgw1989

Also a vote for the Halo Stars/ Ghoul Stars 🤩

TopMoisture

Canadian here: Canadian Thanksgiving is in October because it's basically the end of the harvest season. And makes the most sense up here in the ice. And American Thanksgiving is in November because congress asked G.Washingmachine in 1789 to name a day of "Publik Thanksgivin" and he named Thursday November 26. The date flopped around a bunch until 1863 when Lincoln declared it would be only the last Thursday of November. And then many years later in 1939 Roosevelt changed it to the second last Thursday in November to make sure the Christmas shopping season wasn't messed up so the economy could get a boost. Rather insteresting history about dates all around.

TopMoisture

I might be able to help you out

Jacob Moore

My job is to make high-quality book scanning images with a machine that is about $14,000

Jacob Moore

In WWII a Japanese officer lost all hope when they realized the US had a massive cargo ship that's only purpose was to make ICE CREAM for the marines fighting in the pacific

Tylar Buck

Ahh so if I remember correctly (or it hasn't been retconned) High Gothic is technically a language. Low gothic however is effectively a group of languages known to the imperium that the normal folk speak

Captain Dream

As a guy who constantly gets oil stains ön himself from tinkering with old machines...you can get mineral based motor oil out from clothes!

@BBon2wheels

How would the heresy have gone if the Tyranids arrived before Horus got all heresy?

LewisH1471

Thanks bro idk how I missed that

Spiderdude101

underneath this video should be a link to the discord

Dakota Voirol

The German and the chocolate cake story also happened with the Japanese when they learned about America's ice cream boat. btw in ww2 America repurposed a ship meant for making cement into a boat that made ice cream.

Dum8kid

TRUUUUUUUEEEE

Spiderdude101

Hey guys how do I get on the discord?

Spiderdude101

Hey Koda, I shot you a message on discord, with a digital version of the Primer with good scans. I found it after looking for it and cross referncing with this video. My handle on the server is Anchor_Ankura, or Vulkan The Man Also give me TITANS

Axios Raven Productions

Have we ever thought about boosting isyanders audio in post? I have him going out of a good sound system and sometimes he's still hard to understand when his voice goes soft

Andrew Richardson

Yes

Purpleandblue

We are grateful for you too Isyander

zombieman97

You guys think the chocolate cake was insane look up the ice cream ships of the Pacific Theater.

Wop Marco

You should look up the fat electrician ice cream barges

Abzan siege

As an Australian, I am baffled at how badly we fucked up. Not just learning that Los Angeles said no to breakdown for the next Olympic saddens me is rumours coming out that the breakdancing trials were only held three months out from the Olympics, so such short notice on top of you had to sign up Three different applications all online all in different places and also have a valid passport in such a short amount of time. It’s just stupid and rude. There are a lot of break dances complaining about it, just simply not knowing it was on. There’s footage online of far better breakdancers doing so much better than this poor woman in the trials. What baffles me even further is how no one walked up to her and said before you go on stage, what’s your routine If I was a coach and she showed me that I would’ve said leg, injury, and can’t perform. I don’t know how it happened. I am just baffled, not disappointed, not angry, just confused.

MitchW

Compassion towards the innocent and loyalty to mankind is the savior of the Adeptus Astartes, as it is for all humanity. It separates us from servants of Chaos, and guides us in the footsteps of the Emperor himself.

Lord Abraxas

We NEED an angry marines video

Skej

You can’t any of the us army field manuals on Amazon, you have to have a military id to download the pdf off our publications site tho.

Kalsarikännit

It's funny , in Star Trek there are a group of shrewd businessmen whose entire religion is about acquisitions. So they have a series of rules that they're supposed to live by. There is no set list. They will just make up a new role whenever they need for the plot. Feels a lot like the codex

EinChef

The thing about Breaking not being in the next Olympics has nothing to do with Raygun. The International Olympics Committee decided on the 2028 events back in 2022 where Breaking was not on the list.

Michael Lowe

Is it just me or is the sound worse here than it is on YouTube

Purpleandblue

Somebody should tell them about the ice cream ships in the Pacific theater... Literal ships whose only job in the theater was to make... Ice cream

MadMedix77

this podcast made me check sellers for a copy of the Infantyman's Uplifting Primer, Damocles Gulf Edition and found one for an absolute steal for ₤60 (77.16 USD) mint condition too! Thanks for the motivation lads

Brendan Ashton-Collins

You can scan from your phone

Nicole

The problem with trying to print a lore accurate Codex Astartes is that it would be the Encyclopedia Britannica but focused instead on war. You'd have to include everything from Sun Tzu's Art of War, to Clauswictz's On War to Machiavelli's The Prince to whatever tracts have been written about physical fitness. It would make the Horus Heresy Series pale in comparison in number of books AND you would have to go all out with things like embossing the covers and probably even gold filigree. The books would be so expensive almost no one would be able to buy them.+

william albee

You also couldnt write the codex astartes cause its so long no 1 marine has memorized it all

Andrew Richardson

It’s worse than you might think with the breakdancing lady, because apparently she may have fixed the trials to make sure she got there over much better breakdancers

Ghostless Machine

Koda is correct https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/symbolization#:~:text=sym%C2%B7%E2%80%8Bbol%C2%B7%E2%80%8Bi,a%20system%20of%20meaningful%20symbols

Blue Ridge Baka

I know the warp is definitely getting an ep, so I vote for the Scoleir Progeneum!

vasEnterprise

I think the thanksgiving thing is just that canada has a significantly shorter growing period, the harvest is just up earlier.

axdntprn axdntprn

Ok look I love your guys content. Can you please try to make your mic volume consistent and kinda lower volume on some loud hiccups that come through. Bc I was in my car listening and trying to hear you talk and when I was just focusing I hear koda breath to hard in his mic and it scared me bc it was so loud.

MetaOmega

While imperial Japanese troops were starving due to logistical failures. The US build an ice cream barge to boost morale.

Nobody

Monster hunter episode vote, I want Koda to lead a mh episode

RadicalPlasma

#24HoursOfHorussy

Jesse LeCompte

Marvin heemeyer episode 👌👌❤️

Discipleoftheshelled

I heard a variation of the chocolate cake story which was about a Japanese military guy learning that America had a ship dedicated just to making ice cream and then realised they had no chance.

Shuttles

Please make an épisode on fulgrim and the emperor's children !

Benjamin A.

The Warp! The Warp! Give us the Warp!

Kibord Zathandrapus

On a whim, I looked up the least violent religions out there and which ones have had the least amount of wars/conflicts/violence , and Buddhism, Jainism, and Hinduism seemed to be the top picks. My question: Why did the god emperor get rid of ALL religions as I’m pretty sure there are a few that would be purely beneficial to have due to adherence to nonviolence, meditation, self reflection, nonprocelytizing, and/or other peaceful coexistence codes/ethics?

Mitch Barton

Was not expecting koda to call isyander a heretic. Also i vote for the warp

Dakota gleason

Warp and lasgun PLEASE

Ketchup

In Canada we celebrate thanksgiving in October because we’re further North our harvest season starts earlier and the holiday is to celebrate the fall harvest

Jaden .Inc.

Da warp pls

Trazyn’s Janitor

Dude imagine the pairing of an imperium secundus but it has the compassion of the salamanders, the logistics of ultramarines, and the defenses of dorn. That should have been the true imperium secundus right there a better one than what we have today

Isaac McDaniel

I think if you gave perturabo the resources that guiliman can provide he would crush dorn that's why I chose him over doing. My proof is that in a vacuum I think iron warriors are better Ala iron cage incident. Russ is just too strong but I can see the lion as well. Personally I think russ is a better duelist than the lion but I can see the lion. I would want the khan over sanguinius to counter a loyal mortarion. We both want magnus good call.

Isaac McDaniel

Give us the Warp!

Tommy Walker

That could be fun, but it would be scuffed by them also writing the rules.

Tommy Walker

Fun fact while we are not entirely sure if the Roman feast or Christmas (the celebration) was on December 25th first. We do know that early Christian historians had put Christ's birth on December 25th approximately 50 before we have evidence of the Roman feast being celebrated on December 25th.

Tommy Walker

As someone who has almost bled out, it's true your vision fades and doubles. Also the cold is so deep you can feel your marrow at some points.

Travis Stephens

As an IT professional the statement all electronics are machines but not all machines are electronics

Jonathon Collins

i know a place to download the pdf of this book if anyone interested..

Nelson Traversi

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/symbolization

Angry_Dicks!

If possible, i'd really love to read through the booklet. Many of those quotes seem so good for a templar, and I'm curious if there's anything usable IRL. if possible, please scan and upload it somewhere. Would love to dig through it.

Balthazar

"This should be the site where you can link your Discord:" Said with the exact level of confidence suitable for a CS major.

Angry_Dicks!

If you’re interested in the Louisiana b52s in desert storm then I’d recommend looking at the blackbuck raids carried u by the UK in the falklands conflict- there’s a really good book by Damien Lewis called Vulcan 607 that I highly recommend

Jacob Argyle

Guys guys, the Japanese during WWII having the realization that while they can barely supply their troops, we the United States built specially designed and dedicated boats just for ice cream. If i remember correctly we built 3 of these vessels

MOHAWKMATTEO

Symbolization is a word. Sorry, big cat.

Robert Crawford

This is totally a vote for a Warp episode and not more Alpha Legion reverse-psychology propaganda.

CarmenSanAndreas

The Codex Astartes would obviously be hard to print in its enrirety, but I am going to make a case for defictiomalizing the Letitio Divinicus, because defictionalizing religous literature has been done before. Specifically, in both versions of the Vampire rpg - Vampire the Masquerade had the Book of Nod, the Vampire bible supposedly written by Caine himself (yes, the biblical one, also the first vampire in this universe), along with the Erciyes Fragments (apocrypha to the Book of Nod) and the Revelations of the Dark Mother (the holy book of another vampire religion focusing on Lilith). Meanwhile, Vampire the Requiem has the Testament of Longinus (written by the vampiric "anti-messiah" of the same name) and Rites of the Dragon (written by Dracula). All of these books were defictionalized, and they make for amazing lore deep dives, or props for that matter. Titans next?

Johannes Eyjolfsson

Scoleir Progeneum

Blaztex Davis

The talk of the wwII general seeing America shipping cake reminds me that the us navy during the war had an ice cream boat that they protected like the president was no it

Alpharius

"I'm trying to keep Curry out" my brother you have no idea.

Axel D

guys, here's a thoughts. what if GW just gathered the real battle tactics from the players to make the codex astartes?

THE EMERALD FUCKER

you might wanna hold of on that respect for the Australian break dancer, stuff has come out in the wake of her performance and there is a lot of uh lets call it shady shit. like the fact the coach for the australian break dancing team being her husband and basically rigging the entire selection procedure so it was almost impossible for any other break dancer to be selected above her

Matthias Mogensen

Warp! Also Fabius Bile

Melon Collie

That conversation at the beginning about the art of war in the 41st millennium got me thinking about something John Landis apparently told his son once: "How do you kill a vampire? No, you kill a vampire however the fuck you want. Because vampires don't fucking exist. You can make up rules for any kind of thing you want."

Red

There was also weapons development, on the fly to make a new bunker buster..... Out of decommissioned Howitzer barrels. It's a pretty cool story you should look into it

Hana Amodio

Warp warp warp

Henry Robertson

The copy of the art of war I believe isander is talking about has stuff from desert storm in it also

Tubad

When I was a tech priest in the navy, the logistics the navy can will and even accidentally pulls off for all of the big grey floaty things on the sea terrified me.

Captainnerd66

22:00 What's the quote? "There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole"

GobbyDobby

Props to koda for catching Isyander and calling him a heretic

Nicholas SAno

Bro i think a dorn magnus sanguinius guiliman and the lion is the best possible chance at killing big E

Noah

I am Alpharius?

Adligo

Hey again I ask, if you are horus at the start of the heresy and chaos will 100% corrupt any 5 of your brothers and no more which 5 do you draft to defeat the emperor? ( I pick guiliman, russ, magnus, khan, and perturabo )

Isaac McDaniel

For the warp

Oops W

It is so long Astartes cannot memorize it. They have to do it in sections.

Salty Lemon

Thanks for the reminder Isyander

Faux

Salamander here. I do hope that the poor guardsman take more care for their lives.

RowanWinged

Yep cheated her butt in and spoiled it for the rest of us. Didn't help she was nutty when interviewed.

RowanWinged

you'd need to hire a technical writer to write the codex

SilkyZ

Please 🙏 give me a poll with the options that take multiple episodes like the horus heresy and the Emporer. Anyone can think of other options please write them below.

CandyCain

I would like to see a Space Marine episode. Not one on a specific chapter/legion/Marine, but on them in general. What makes them, them, in contrast to the Guard, Costodes, or other special forces of the Imperium.

NoMercy745

Could the prayer also be there so that there are written prayers for guardsmen, so they know exactly where and how to reach so they don't accidentally reach out and touch faith in chaos.

Drinohs

Okay okay, Isyander, Koda we've all had our fun but it's time for an Iron Hands episode, Ferrus has arrived

The Kenway

Apon further reading, there are two notable holiday's. Sanguinala, sanguinis's sacrifice, it's a reference to saternallia. Not much else is said, some said it's like x-mas or Easter, but it sounds more somber. The other is the feast of the emperor's ascension. It's when he displayed the golden throne and first sat on it (something he probably regrets by now) it's definitely treated like 4th of July and Thanksgiving for a week. And most likely only those who can afford it.

Braeden Hogencamp

The break dancer was the wife of the coach that ran the break dancing team and got in by nepotism as well.

Madwinnie of Nurgle

We celebrate Thanksgiving on the 2nd Monday of October So there's a chance for people to give thanks for a good harvest

Orion Manke

The other issue with a print of the Codex Astartes is that it is said to be entire libraries in length. A sort of collection of passages from it would be cool though.

ParalyzedTortoise

They got their storied mixed up, it wasnt a german officer finding chocolate cake, it was a japanese officer retreating and spotting america's not one but two massive cement mixer ships delivering ice cream to the victorious american soldiers

Bernie

Heresy please

William

Lysander it was Ice Cream Ships in world war 2. It was a Japanese commander who read the intercepted newspaper from a GI it said the United States have built way too many concrete ships needed so they converted two or three of them into ice cream making ships which the Japanese commander was just utterly horrified at the idea that oh my God, I’m eating rice and meat and living off the land and they have literal ice cream in this tropical hell.

Poptarts

As a Canadian it is in October and remembrance day (Memorial day) is in November

Vellum The Mindless King

Listening to this episode the first thing that comes to mind then they talk about the prayers to the Emperor is that video of the Gaurdsman who runs out of ammo and starts a prayer when he hears the tyranids coming up to him and the Space Marine shows up and takes him under his wing. I can’t remember what it’s from but I feel like it’s a good example of a guardsman falling back to the prayers in the handbook

Jose Garcia

I'm pretty sure Koda is spot on with the holiday, one of the big ones is "the day the angel fell" sanguinis dying. Astardes anonymous talked about it in one of their shorts. I think it's the sanguinala. idk.

Braeden Hogencamp

Do you have a title of that art of war version?

Seth Osborn

If you want what US army soldiers use. The PDF is online. It's called: Warrior Skills Level 1.

George Hall

For the book ideas, they could always do the "missing pages" or as yall said the different versions

The Homelander

I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his true identity, Alpharius.

Bald Vengeance

Nuh uh

I am Alpharius, maybe

For the Emperor!

Benjamin Sicard

I am Alpharius

apicado

I have been sucked into this life by these two knuckle heads and I can’t thank them enough

MOHAWKMATTEO

Way to post what I've been thinking about. Had no clue about the litanies

Drew Tutor

Pretty please the warp 🙏🙏🙏

Bubbaza

I MUST UNDERSTAND THE WARP. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Bubbaza

I want some space ships episodes if possible

Illinois

🤨📸

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

Hey guys, you need to update the youtube playlist. Its at the high lords episode. Im all caught up on these, but I can't listen to the free episodes on YouTube music because the playlist is outdated. Womp womp

Mr Crusty The Cum Sock, esquire

Ooo perfect! ngl i was so curious what the litanies were when you brought them up in the video

slash7112

First

Douglas Just

Hater here at lightning speed yet again, proving those who can’t read, but somehow type wrong. With ever burning vigor requesting that you redact all nightlord content. Keep up the good work as always.

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski


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