Ep. 164 | The Heroes of the T'au Empire! (The Real One This Time)
Added 2024-10-17 05:28:57 +0000 UTC
Today we begin our foray into T'au technology and heroism by talking about the pilots that uphold the reputation and successes of the Crisis Suit pilots!
P.S. This is the real video this time, tech issues on our end led to some weirdness
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Speaking of dating apps, I’ve had women match with me just so they could tell me I was ugly and immediately unmatch with me. Safe to say my self confidence is nonexistent now
Fuji puff
2025-04-26 04:44:21 +0000 UTC
Lancer mention was a pleasant surprise. Would love to share some builds sometime.
Zac Dye
2025-02-21 18:38:24 +0000 UTC
The tau should turn into space pirates
Stelecon
2024-11-04 14:31:45 +0000 UTC
I just finished my first play through of armored core 6 I did not expect to see raven in this video
Hollow
2024-10-29 16:48:23 +0000 UTC
Do an episode on Janus (Revuel Arvida)!
Lieth
2024-10-27 05:03:50 +0000 UTC
Terminators? Thats how I've seen them
Inquisitor Gryn the Bandito
2024-10-24 21:46:20 +0000 UTC
I was going to have to challenge I&K to 2 on 1 combat if this video wasn't made
Inquisitor Gryn the Bandito
2024-10-24 21:41:20 +0000 UTC
Genuinely love the episode, made it worth holding the banner in the YouTube comments. Next time the tau show up in the rotation, you should cover the different types of suits and vehicles
mightyspartan 492
2024-10-23 22:53:05 +0000 UTC
funny enough I met my wife on a dating app
SiegerTheL
2024-10-23 19:12:05 +0000 UTC
I love the Tau, and I think their look of out-of-placeness could be their whole thing. But my one fear is that they will become a reskin of the Imperium. I like the idea of the Grimdarkness of the universe having something to reflect off of.
Kameron Bryant
2024-10-22 16:50:59 +0000 UTC
CRIMSON FISTS RAHHHHHHH
Roberto
2024-10-22 15:44:26 +0000 UTC
KODA, GIVE US THE LANCER EPISODE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Sebastian Martinez
2024-10-22 09:31:41 +0000 UTC
Time for the dating app episode
monokarma7
2024-10-22 03:23:15 +0000 UTC
I love how Koda accidentally described a rough history of how 40K came to exist. Also, I disagree that Tau's look needs to change, beyond maybe a little weathering.
Ben Carter
2024-10-21 21:56:57 +0000 UTC
LANCER MENTIONED
Mishka
2024-10-21 21:01:59 +0000 UTC
What kind of laptop does Isyander use
Mega Matty
2024-10-21 17:31:51 +0000 UTC
I've always thought the tau looking super advanced compared to the other factions actually does mesh well because everyone else is is using tech from thousands of years ago and maintaining, where the tau are still getting to their golden age and fielding the new ideas. Everyone else has had huge stagnation or collapse (or both), while the tau is a society without either.
Zk10
2024-10-21 15:45:53 +0000 UTC
There was a tau hero you missed who is one of the most badass. He’s another deciple of pure tide and he mastered the one man army type style
MetaOmega
2024-10-21 14:15:52 +0000 UTC
Round 15 asking for chaos emp children word bearers sons of Horus and alpha bois pls I’ve lost count so I’m just putting numbers
Andrew
2024-10-21 13:09:20 +0000 UTC
If I have a question for a future recap episode where is the correct place to ask it?
Matthew Horton
2024-10-20 14:11:10 +0000 UTC
I love the quote from an old guy I know "if you give a man infinite possibilities, he will never make a decision"
Travis Stephens
2024-10-20 04:25:01 +0000 UTC
We need a series of Random soapbox episodes. Were it’s just yall ranting. Would be fun.
Terrag
2024-10-19 18:35:14 +0000 UTC
12 hours of houresy
Jessy holcomb
2024-10-19 12:48:30 +0000 UTC
The video is reuploaded cause the first one broke, I wasn't first for that one
Nasodian Lord
2024-10-19 02:08:07 +0000 UTC
No your first
The most petty iron warrior
2024-10-19 02:05:52 +0000 UTC
I really hate the Tau retcon
Eric irwin
2024-10-18 23:37:39 +0000 UTC
Bro missed the opportunity to use the crisis 2 main theme
Joseph Elenbaas
2024-10-18 22:08:06 +0000 UTC
Space wolves pt.2 please?
Wop Marco
2024-10-18 18:30:31 +0000 UTC
possible lancer videos??
mellobot
2024-10-18 15:41:27 +0000 UTC
O’vesa/The Stone Dragon technically isint a crisis suit pilot, they pilot a heavily modified riptide chasis but still a great video!
NickisHades
2024-10-18 15:34:57 +0000 UTC
You think slaneesh would like tinder?
ArchedAndNude
2024-10-18 14:45:07 +0000 UTC
Okay so for the whole brightsword theory, Cawl has Qvo who just read genefather it's great but yeah "you've cloned me how many times", it's technically not clones but Cawl building a brain but still.
Local Thallid
2024-10-18 13:29:44 +0000 UTC
We gotta have a Gregor Eisenhorn (and friends!) episode.
Jon
2024-10-18 10:34:51 +0000 UTC
The best part about covering the t'au, is that it's out of the way. Personally I like the t'au as the new "power" that doesn't know what they get into and slowly discovering how bad everything is.
Jolly the Bucket
2024-10-18 09:32:00 +0000 UTC
"The Death Guard found it" Y I K E S
Rachnus Veranai
2024-10-18 07:40:10 +0000 UTC
Maybe Fulgrim? Sanguinius tastes like chicken, Vulcan is burnt, Alpharius and Omegon are just mystery meat, Dorn is way too tough, and Angron will give you mad cow disease.
Salty Lemon
2024-10-18 04:53:05 +0000 UTC
When's the Dating Appisode?
Red
2024-10-18 04:02:46 +0000 UTC
Seasoned, sous vide, and seared, which primarch tastes the best?
I know Ferrus Manus tastes like iron, or dust depending on your out look, but what about everyone else?
Average Life Enjoyer
2024-10-18 01:58:02 +0000 UTC
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
That black guy
2024-10-17 23:45:23 +0000 UTC
I want an Imperial Death Cult Episode, going over the various ways they worship the emperor and why they are allowed to do that.
R'lyeh Bel
2024-10-17 22:53:04 +0000 UTC
I love having these other looks into the other races of 40k because its such a breath of freash air compared to Imperium stuff all the time. Glad we got to listen to these. I need to find some tau books to read
Greg Lopienski
2024-10-17 22:43:41 +0000 UTC
Funny enough the blacbeard can be equipped with an actual chain axe
leslie rahming
2024-10-17 22:30:50 +0000 UTC
Read handed?!?!? It’s the Alpha Legion!!!!!
Chandos Reynolds
2024-10-17 21:12:39 +0000 UTC
I don't like the T'au, but love Isyander and Koda. We need that Adeptus Arbites episode boys.
The Godling
2024-10-17 20:35:54 +0000 UTC
Puretide is a name that's cool like Bornstellar, I'm super here for it
Chris Breezy
2024-10-17 19:49:46 +0000 UTC
You're among a privileged few, I imagine. I've gotten so little success but eh, that's the nature of the game
Also congrats!!
Chris Breezy
2024-10-17 19:44:42 +0000 UTC
As someone who found 'the one' on a dating app, it sucked. (Not 'the one' they're great)
Michael Lowe
2024-10-17 19:17:37 +0000 UTC
I am Alpharius
Mitchell Bates
2024-10-17 19:00:31 +0000 UTC
Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest
Scareborne
2024-10-17 18:13:11 +0000 UTC
I vote against crimson fists and for the commisars
Skej
2024-10-17 17:52:25 +0000 UTC
The Crismon Chin!!!
Quantum Dragon
2024-10-17 17:37:46 +0000 UTC
Also if Koda hasn't seen the Ghostkeel yet please make sure he does. Its the most Titanfall-pilled model in the T'au army and it's beautiful
Goober
2024-10-17 16:43:58 +0000 UTC
I know you guys keep mentioning that the T'au don't mesh well with the rest of the setting's aesthetic, but in all honestly I think that's precisely why they work design-wise. I love having huge contrasts in fiction, and the T'au are absolutely a standard sci-fi faction being pitted againts the utter insanity and backwards-ness of the rest of 40k. They're a young and promising beacon among a entire cast of fallen, disgraced empires struggling to survive. Making them look just as brutal and fantasy-esque as the rest of the factions would take that away. I like that the very fact that they're very normal is what makes them stand out so much in this insane universe.
Goober
2024-10-17 16:38:41 +0000 UTC
Dating app episode when?
Zachary przypek
2024-10-17 16:37:26 +0000 UTC
crimson fists please
Easyus Prime
2024-10-17 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
Funny enough, Farsight actually HATES O'Vesa but also vast do anything to stop him because he's entirely too useful
Barbehenn
2024-10-17 14:56:26 +0000 UTC
Heres my hot take is that the tau are the best faction when it comes to being alien because of how different they look.
I like how alien they feel where you look at each other faction and you see how they look kinda alike-ish
But the tau genuinely feel like a peice of other sci-fi media barging into 40k.
However if we see a schism in the tau bigger than farsight and his enclave.
An example being that if a bunch of tau commanders see how bad the tau ethereals can be there could be like a whole heresy where half say:i will work to make the empire better
And another half going:ok you guys suck im gonna go camp with farsight and join his little group. And we see there technology decay like the emperiums did during old knight and see new crisis suits that look like AC or militech.
SKEETERBOY87
2024-10-17 14:40:04 +0000 UTC
WE DID IT BB GET WRECKED GREATER BAD
Samuel McLellan
2024-10-17 14:39:49 +0000 UTC
A poon market place. THANK YOU KODA and some where George Carlin is smiling.
Nicholas SAno
2024-10-17 14:37:31 +0000 UTC
The Arbites are calling for justice!
Joshua Clingaman
2024-10-17 14:17:17 +0000 UTC
Love you guys you are helping me get out of a bad place that I’ve been I for a while
The most petty iron warrior
2024-10-17 13:53:39 +0000 UTC
12 hour hersey video
Kendell moore
2024-10-17 13:30:13 +0000 UTC
Crimson cists
Charlie Andrade
2024-10-17 13:28:42 +0000 UTC
Regarding dating apps. My wife and I met through one, but it was just before tinder, so it was maybe an easier time. (11 years ago an in Denmark)
I went with that route as I had just moved to another city and finished uni, and I needed another approach.
Otherwise I'm very much in favor of meeting potential partners through friends and private parties.
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
2024-10-17 13:28:38 +0000 UTC
More xeno stuff.
Especially Eldar, Yvraine or the Exodites
Jakob Hjorth Hansen
2024-10-17 13:24:57 +0000 UTC
I believe I said this under a youtube episode, but my suggestion for making the Tau fit more into 40k was to keep the base unit sleek, well built, "perfect"
And then have the pilots add the ropes, the extra plating, the bags. Make them take the propaganda driven "it is perfect because we are perfect" machines and experience what the galaxy has in store for them, making them realise they HAVE to adapt and modify
Maxima
2024-10-17 13:18:16 +0000 UTC
A call/vote for the Emperor's Children video
Fixitagaintony7
2024-10-17 13:14:14 +0000 UTC
Give me the crimson fists! I must hear of Pollux and Kantor!
Also the Punk you were looking for in the Servitors episode is Solar Punk isyander! That's very similar to DAOT.
Also I sent on discord a site with all the scans of the Infantry man's primer to Koda!
Axios Raven Productions
2024-10-17 13:03:01 +0000 UTC
I want perty to see the tau's most advanced suit and just be like "primitive"
Stormy_Boi
2024-10-17 11:59:48 +0000 UTC
Hahaha yo I love the rant about dating apps 😂
Ima be real Hinge is kinda dope though. At least here in Australia because the beauty standards are nothing like American beauty standards. I'm a solid 6.5/10, but I have game and know how to talk to women. So I thrive on hinge 😂
LesbianJesus
2024-10-17 11:20:47 +0000 UTC
I am Alpharius
apicado
2024-10-17 10:42:01 +0000 UTC
Was that ‘Never fade away’ a Samurai reference?
TsarBomba_GTi
2024-10-17 10:04:22 +0000 UTC
episode dedicated to dating app grieviances maybe? also blood ravens? (yes still magpies) <3
Suly
2024-10-17 09:34:08 +0000 UTC
I will never get over the fact that they made the Tau another overbearing government woth mind wiping instead of making the ethereal class have pheromone based mind control.
Jared Linder
2024-10-17 09:13:49 +0000 UTC
Day 1,
asking to yall to do a creatures/animals of the imperium/universe
Keep up the great vids guys
Muffin_Daddeh21
2024-10-17 09:01:34 +0000 UTC
Hydra Dominatus!
Hendryk
2024-10-17 08:42:49 +0000 UTC
Crimson Fists! +1
Aaron
2024-10-17 07:28:42 +0000 UTC
Crimson Fists 👊 +1
Kain
2024-10-17 07:11:48 +0000 UTC
I know Warhammer is the current hyperfixation when it comes to the podcast but if yall are wanting to start doing other stuff besides the kodasodes it would be awesome to see yall talking about your thoughts(and maybe playing) other medias like lancer!
primecrab
2024-10-17 07:09:30 +0000 UTC
Hydra dominatus
Mrytub
2024-10-17 06:58:23 +0000 UTC
Because this got some recognition and given the subject matter,I have a fun one.
I vote for whichever topic sees the continuation of Poor Stooges family.
Including his Knight piloting lord, Reqius Martovaine Adminous Stooge XVII. Son of Reqius Martovaine Adminous Stooge XVI. Herald of the inspiration of Krieg. Slayer of the blind Warboss Grunknut. Stomper of the heretics of Demeter VII. Steward of the Holy Castle of Larry. Bearer of the Curly Banner. Wielder of the Golden Lance of Moe. Master of the trusted Inquisitors. Conqueror of the Doughnut Stars. Comrade to the 11th Legion. Patron of the Great Commentators.
Bald Vengeance
2024-10-17 06:49:09 +0000 UTC
Bring on the red first
Rubberpirate18 Show
2024-10-17 06:44:26 +0000 UTC
Give the Toa a Sledge Mama sponsorship from IGPX and they will fit the bill better.
shane w
2024-10-17 06:41:07 +0000 UTC
Why do I feel like the crimson fists are actually alpha legion?
Dum8kid
2024-10-17 06:28:06 +0000 UTC
So I want a poll where every option takes several episodes. One option being the emperor one option being the horse heresy one option being the great Crusade and the last option would be the unification Wars
CandyCain
2024-10-17 06:21:11 +0000 UTC
Fulgrim and the emperor's children please!
The contrast between happy Koda and sad Koda is quite amusing. ^^'
Benjamin A.
2024-10-17 06:19:49 +0000 UTC
I really hope this was the ultimate troll and Koda got a surprise Alpha Legion mindfuck
SilkyZ
2024-10-17 06:13:35 +0000 UTC
Clanner ftw Koda. Give me my Mad-Cats! Mk 2 is still my fav
Commissar Killinger
2024-10-17 06:08:17 +0000 UTC
I love 40K (and the other 2 warhmmers but i learned most of the 40K stuff i know from you guys. Thank you by the way.) the worst part is not being able to 1 afford the armies i want and 2 having to build the models, paint them, etc. but I’m glad i can learn about the lore
jetilley973
2024-10-17 06:06:14 +0000 UTC
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Caine Champion of Khorne
2024-10-17 05:49:49 +0000 UTC
(Repost) Now that the Tau players have finally gotten their episode it's time for the one fish two fish red fish blue fish boys to rally behind the purple and pink banner of Fulgrim and finally get our long awaited Emperors Children video!
L4Lenny
2024-10-17 05:38:40 +0000 UTC
Listened to the entire wrong episode, just in case it contained some secret Alpha Legion content. Two different, mutually-incompatible misdirects felt like Alpha Legion chicanery, to me.
Qoios Garritano
2024-10-17 05:37:58 +0000 UTC
I feel alpha legion closing in
Lucifel The Dreadnought
2024-10-17 05:34:48 +0000 UTC
madcat witnessed. can’t believe Koda is a clanner
Illitha
2024-10-17 05:32:48 +0000 UTC
That would be simultaneously the funniest and worst thing to happen honestly. Like Schrondinger's Upload.
-K
Isyander & Koda
2024-10-17 05:32:16 +0000 UTC
Dating apps are indeed worse than the warp.
Angry_Dicks!
2024-10-17 05:32:14 +0000 UTC
Haterphobic move. Many such cases.
A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski
2024-10-17 05:31:40 +0000 UTC
Lets goo! I vote for the commissars and vote against the Crimson Fists, i really hope that its actually the Alpha Legion
Quack
2024-10-17 05:31:14 +0000 UTC
Its cool, we still love yas
creepy uncle Dan
2024-10-17 05:31:05 +0000 UTC
Thwarted the Alpha Legion once again.
CleverEngr
2024-10-17 05:30:52 +0000 UTC
I honestly was half hoping for another wrong episode
Aidan Taber
2024-10-17 05:30:33 +0000 UTC
First? But not actually??
Nasodian Lord
2024-10-17 05:30:28 +0000 UTC