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Ep.166 Alexis Pollux

Today we begin our foray into the Crimson Fists by talking about their chapter master; Alexis Polux! On-again, dead-again friend(?) of Barabas Dantioch and overall defacto Imperial Fist, Alexis Polux has the staying power of a brick and the personality of one too.

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Ep.166 Alexis Pollux

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The most petty iron warrior

At Long last I hear Isyander talking about Erebus. I've been dying for that episode just so he is forced to paint him in the best light as the full hype man until he finally cracks and just goes off on the man! I'm talking calling every name in the book in SEVERAL Languages taking a full painted model of him smashing it with a ballpeen hammer gathering up the pieces and blow torching them before pissing on the slag while Koda looks on in horror

Sky Commander

suirahplA ma I

Kraaibaby

Ok 57:43 will be the full Erebus episode if its a second short or too long. There will be another heresy.

Ned

Not even 1 second in the video and I have something to put in the edge vault. With samples!

Ned

That mental flashbang..... goddamn it Isyandor XD

Alex

Physicists don't like when things break General Relativity and act on things outside of its light cone(the sphere influences limited by the speed of light) So Quantum Field Theory doesn't allow for that and quantum Entanglement fails when observed like there is probabilities of influence based on state density.

lynn hironymous

"Serious" question: were your attire colors chosen to mimic Imperial Fists and Iron Warriors on purpose, or is it just a happy coincidence that Isyander is in Yellow while Koda is wearing Grey?

Javier Arteagoitia Garcia

Space wolves part 2/Leman Russ

Wop Marco

I vote for the 12 hour horus heresy.

F0R3V3RDM

on one hand I want dark mech because of the schizophrenic idea that its the alpha legion, on the other hand I want a Erebus episode but Isyander goes so hater it makes not like us look like a love letter to drake. Can you split my vote in half please and thank you

Captain Iggy

You say that but if I could get Erebus as a table top mini. I may be word bearers

Jolly the Bucket

You're right! What was I thinking? There never was an alpha legion!

FoxLocket

What? Come on ur crazy ;P

Suly

Crimson magpies?

Suly

THE DARK MECHANICUM IS THE ALPHA LEGION!!! ISYANDER SAID TO LOOK OUT FOR DEATH FOR THE NEXT ALPHA LEGION AND THE DARK MECHANICUM ARE THE ODD ONES OUT! HYDRA DOMINATUS!!

FoxLocket

NAH eribus ep Iysander should flip the script and be his No1 hater

Tombot

Slannesh? Is that you?

Thomas Lowe

Incest….wonderful

Floating Michael

My eyes

The Panda

Deathwatch, Lukas, Necromunda, in that order please.

MalkavianRocker

The Erebus episode needs to just let everyone hear every curse word you can find. Then saying how he could have been any other person in 40k. Then every curse word at Erebus again.

Josh Kippe

dark mech please

Hewhowasnotnamed

Terminators, but also hoping for Centurion video someday 🙏, especially after GW left them behind

Ellipsis .

LETS GO DEATHWATCH

mellobot

The k dot joke killed me ngl

Stelecon

Death watch for my vote

Filip Kotnik Jurič

Terminators

Dead star

DEATHWATCH FOR THE WIN

Kiwi Plague

Ulrik The Slayer Space Wolves Wolf priest

Scareborne

Dark Mechanicus, anything close to Vashtorr

akershsreka

Dark mech boys Please 🙏

Adriaan Jacobus van der Westhuizen

Bring in the terminators and an Erebus episode would be so funny to see and hear as we all want to kill Erebus in very creative ways lol

Starwars1163

Deathwatch episode

Ian Moore

No Rogal Dorn remake until we do aaaaaaall thr primarchs first… starting with Alpha Legion Alpharius!

Bluebell

I vote for my Terminator Brothers!

Darth Nihilus

12 hour Heresy Video

Elijah Marsh

Do an episode on Janus (Revuel Arvida)!

Lieth

Em em please kind gentleman do ork clans thank you for your time

Primal

Whag

Primal

Whhhhagggg

Primal

Wggaggagagagggaaaaaaa

Primal

Wggwgwgwgggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaa

Primal

Whhhhahahhhahggaggagagaga

Primal

Ork clans

Primal

dark admech, deathwatch and Alpha Legion are my votes

SilkyZ

In the name of my newly painted Corvus Blackstar, I proclaim the Deathwatch shall prevail!

Perciven

The weapons of the Imperium and all the weird ways they scalle them up to make them more dangerous

Hana Amodio

Flash banged by yaoi is the perfect way to start the episode I love you guys

Matthew Black

Dark mechanicum

Biblioholic1993

Deathwatch

DaLockKing

Terminator and 12 hour heresy video

Cheesedaddy97

Death watch and terminators (also an episode on Pedro Kantor the current chapter master of the Crimson Fists could be so cool)

jetilley973

I do love the Dorn episode we have but yes please I want a new one

SON OF DORN

Pollux, really hit Perturabo with the weave meme

Jesse Oliver

Terminators go stomp stomp for the 24 hour heresy episode

Bored skulls

Erebus, he needs the hate explained to Koda

william albee

24 hour horse heresy :D

James Sider

i would love to see an Erebus episode where you instead take the role of "state sponsored hater" rather than hype man

Dakota Voirol

DEATH WATCH!!!!

Keyla

Terminators!

Tax potato

I swear if I have to wait to see Deathwatch in a LOSERS BRACKET, I might get mad

pendragon919

I NEED MY TURBO GOONERS ISYANDER I KNOW YOU SEE ME, THE EMPERORS CHILDREN ARE CALLING

Miss Fortune Teller

Round 17 I’ve lost count so random numbers anyway … Chaos poll word bears sons of Horus emp children and alpha bois

Andrew

HORSE heresy?

The most petty iron warrior

I have a question if some game company was able to make a game based on the horse heresy books like starting from like the first one and going to the horse heresy would you play it

gabriel coursey

12hr heresy video and FUCK ERUBUS!

Ultrasmurf

Hey I'm back again, because I agree with whoever it was below that we need a Rylanor video. We definitely should have an space marine with primarch sized balls series.

axdntprn axdntprn

I am with Koda, un-die him. That death wasn't fitting for such a cool character specially since his counterpart had a literal blaze of glory at the end.

Glen Mairena

Do not worry Isyander does NOT need to be Erebus' state sponsored hypeman. #fuckerebus

Goober

Thousand Sons seek more knowledge

Luke Morton

The Arbites await judgement.

Joshua Clingaman

Unless we are… Omegon!?

Adligo

Are we ... Alpharius?

axdntprn axdntprn

yeah either like stasis him and bring him back that way, or he's a secret dreadnought leader of the Crimson fists. the Bjorn treatment

axdntprn axdntprn

I feel like rowboat would just taste like an ashtray at this point.

axdntprn axdntprn

They might have to combine Ferrus and his legion into one episode just to have enough material sadly.

RavenStarver

And a little Commissar hat!

RavenStarver

I read this and heard the Taco Bell “dong!“

RavenStarver

Eh, got stuck in a warp storm, time got wibbly

RavenStarver

Could eldar use their tech and magic to reinvigorate dead planets eaten by Tyranids? (No one would go there because they’re dead planets as far as anyone knows) and build a civilization—(procreate)?

Ron Getzoff

I was expecting a Pedro Kantor ep but this is pretty good too just because those first few seconds are too funny to me 😂👀✨

Adriana Valdiviezo

jumpscare!

HerrHahnchen

Yes, call it the Horussy more

Jon

That early description of all of them being masculine reminds me of Yathzee Croshaw's description of the Yakuza games where everyone are serious growly faced men in suits that proceeds to deck each other with benches and bicycles

Jakob Hjorth Hansen

fuck erebus

Cory Newell

Fulgrim and the emperor's children please !

Benjamin A.

YES BABY

Tabris

FUCK EREBUS!!

The most petty iron warrior

FUCK EREBUS!!

The most petty iron warrior

I’m Alpharius

Mitchell Bates

The trial of Erebus with Judge Argel Tal presiding, defense council Kharn, with Isyander as the state sponsored Prosecutor is the only way to actually do it. Fuck Erebus !!

owlknight

he isnt hes a head shorter.

David Harms

I was litterally typing an identical comment 😂 I think we can all agree, when It comes to the erebus episode, we will be happy with a state sponsored shit talker

The Venerable Breadnought

SLAANESH APPROVES OF THE OPENING ART

I joined for stuff you can't put on youtube

Quantum mechanics sucks (mostly coz of how it clashes with general relativity), theoretically the if there were some kind of psychic subatomic particle that could be entangled it would explain how the pharos engine teleport works, maybe also trazyns staff.

AnHonestWorm

Punctuality doesn’t seem to be prevalent in 40k so I’m on theme

BB.Blight

Mate I’ve rewatched all of there episodes 3 or more time you late to the show

The most petty iron warrior

Ok here we go, it's been a while since I took quantum physics but I'll give it a spin (pun intended). Due to the limits of... physics... you can't measure any (including entangled) particle without changing it, so you can't know what the state was before changing it on a particle, you will know that after you measure particle A particle B will have opposite spin as to the current spin of particle A, however, there is no way to transmit information (even an on/off state) since the observers at particle B can't receive the information about the change of state in particle A any faster than the speed of light(transmitted from particle A's location conventionally), as measuring particle B would disrupt any theoretical transmission of information. It's kinda (though really not at all) like you can send information but never receive it, bc receiving it is functionally identical to destroying it. Someone who actually has a degree in quantum mechanics would easily correct me on some or all of this, but I believe that's the gist of how quantum communication doesn't actually work.

Jade Stephan

Why was I not informed Ferrus Manus is taller than Vulkan?

Imperator Vulco

For the Erebus episode Isyander will be forced to just this once drop the state mandated hype man mantel

VanessaG

I love that if Erebus forces Isyander to be his hype man there MUST be a dedicated episode of him tearing Erebus down in response. Few memes in the 40k community are as ever powerful and correct in their existence as FUCK EREBUS

Thomas Allen

Dang, this was definitely worth the five dollars. Time to rewatch

BB.Blight

ITS THOSE TWO GUARDS FROM UNDERTALE??

BB.Blight

I vote for the Emperor's Children to make an appearance, mostly because I want to see how in the name of Big E Isyander covers them

Fixitagaintony7

Land slide victory

Benjamin Sicard

beautiful

Martin Simington

Can't wait for that Adeptus Arbites video. Finally

The Godling

I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his cousin that all the other Stooges disowned because of his hobbies, Gerold Stooge of the Emperors Children.

Bald Vengeance

Yo, I love the sound effects. Keep it up.

clive king

F YES FINALLY

Easyus Prime

the height and size o the marines that are named seemed to line up with the Ork concept of the biggest is the bestest, FYI Weevils wobbly but they never fall down (Rim shot for bad joke)

Nicholas SAno

Galactic dinner Bell!

@BBon2wheels

FUCK EREBUS!!

The most petty iron warrior

I'm happy to hear you guys will be redoing the dorn video along with a few others. I really think Dorn could have been done better. Be safe on your trip to japan!

Greg Lopienski

We need a Sons of Malice episode

Gustavo Villalobos

So when are we getting the 12 hersey vid

Infernal

I think the destruction of the Pharos Engine also had the fun side effect of attracting hungry aliens to the galaxy

Assopopolis

Erebus has been mentioned - mandatory comment is mandatory: FUCK EREBUS!

@BBon2wheels

Hydra dominatus

Mrytub

Seasoned, sous vide, and seared, which primarch tastes the best? I know Ferrus Manus tastes like iron, or dust depending on your out look, but what about everyone else?

Average Life Enjoyer

BLÅHAJ needs a bolter

Vellum The Mindless King

Imagine being an audio listener and not being able to start the episode like that

Juice Daddy

Bro got possibly the most ignominious death in the galaxy.

Definitely not 5 Genestealers in a trenchcoat

Also make a joint ep now with both of them

The most petty iron warrior

Hey isyander can you make the episodes longer please and I won’t oil up koda again

The most petty iron warrior

No, emperor’s children

BB.Blight

Is space marine always bara?

BB.Blight

Always have been

BB.Blight

Do a RYLANOR episode, also redo the Lion! FOR THE LION RAAAAAAGH

Jason Voskez

They will retcon his death, the scouring is next up after the Heresy. They will probably give him more books and a better death.

Axel D

Am I….alpharius?

The most petty iron warrior

Last one

The most petty iron warrior

Isyanders is the 11

The most petty iron warrior

Where is the sigismund video, I can't find it

Jhared Rembert

You can just say "They're all the same brand of autistic." You avoided saying it for a whole episode, which is impressive.

Cary Bronson

12 hours of houresy

Jessy holcomb

I am… Alpharius?

Adligo

I AM ONE OF 5 FANS -- GIVE US WHAT LITTLE IRON HANDS LORE THERE IS TO HAVE

Mishka

Hey there brothers and sisters. Did you know that Fulgrim WANTS YOU to get out there and vote for an Emperors Children episode?

L4Lenny

NOW KISS

The seagull known as glizzy

The Lucifer Blacks will be covered

Stefan25

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Caine Champion of Khorne

LMFAAAOOO YOU OPENED WITH THE PICTURE I SENT in thrilled beyond words

Red

The beginning was the biggest AYOOO! in the entire 41st millennium

K.C Productions

The heresy calls to you, Isyander and Koda

Ethan Christie

Wooooo!

BlueStar

Where is my unsolicited dick pic

The most petty iron warrior

Nov 13th here, lets go November kids! 🫡🫡🫡

Darth

My brithday is on November 18

The most petty iron warrior

Hater here despite of last weeks blatant haterphobia. Please redact all nightlord content and give it up for the first substantive non edited comment.

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

Make them kiss again

Human Being

LMAO THE BEGINNING 😭😭

Hauntium

YEA THEY KISSED YEAAAAA

Tkirch

ALEXIS!!!

TbTom

I am Alpharius

apicado

I win

Abzan siege


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