Vampire Feeding (Mini Story)

Gina was headed to the castle outside of town. The privately owned castle's owner put out an job ad looking for a person of large girth with a healthy appetite with more details to be explained face to face. Being a large woman with an equally large appetite, she figured she would be the best candidate for whatever they had in mind.

Gina walked up to the gates and bang on the heavy door knocker, only for a huge man to instantly appear from the shadows and tower over her. He was dress in black robes, his skin was chalk white, he had large fangs and piercing red eyes. He introduced himself as the count of the castle and he was clearly a vampire. He said he wanted to feed and invited her inside the castle. Too scared out of her mind to fight or run, the shivering girl nodded and walked alongside the count, now believing that he wanted a large person because he wanted the biggest blood filled body he could get.

Inside, he sat her down at the head of the a large table in the castle's dining room. After a a short time, he came out, wearing a frilly pink apron and carried a large dishes of cooked meats and steamed vegetables. 

"Go ahead, eat up!" He said enthusiastically. 

She hesitantly began eating, expecting it to be poisoned or something, only to be taken aback by how delicious it was. She quickly scarfed down each plate, forgetting her fear as she ate."

"That was pretty good!" She said now only moderately nervous about her situation. "I didn't think you would be the cooking type."

"Thank you." The count replied. "I vas a chef 500 years ago and I been trying to keep up my culinary skills." 

"So aren't you going to suck my blood?"

"Heavens no!"  He said surprised. "I haven't sucked the blood of a human in centuries. I get all my blood from the slaughterhouse up the road."

"But I thought you said wanted to feed?"

"I said I vanted to feed you. I vas hoping to open my own restaurant in town and I needed a taste tester since I can't eat food." The count pulled out a handful of jewels and gold coins, together worth enough to buy a small mansion. "There's an entire chest of this vaiting for you if your villing to help me."

"Well, I guess I can stay and try out all of your dishes." She said, no longer afraid.

"Vonderful!" He said as he drifted away into the kitchen to prepare her second course.