Haxcall

Elf Bumpin' (Mini Story)

Added 2019-12-12 04:54:35 +0000 UTC

Human populations had skyrocketed over the past century and Santa has increasingly found himself struggling to meet the toy quotas needed for his Christmas runs. He then remembered that Elven children matured relatively fast and show expert skill and craftsmanship from an early age, meaning they could assist in boosting toy production. To this end, Santa subtly began encouraging his elves to procreate by promising lots of benefits and pay raises to couples with children.

He also began burning frankincense and myrrh around the North Pole. Private studies conducted by Santa showed that the scent was like an aphrodisiac to elves. It also had an unforeseen side effect on female elves, resulting in them becoming hungrier, fatter and more fertile. The women were now much slower and lazier in the workshop but now twins and triplets were now much more common.

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Blinky returned home from a long and busy day of work to find his wife, Tinsel lounging lustfully in front of the fireplace. Her short, fat body was mostly naked aside from a small green vest that was buttoned up just enough to cover her pudgy breasts. Her mouth and cleavage were covered in crumbs and sprinkles as a large plate previously filled with cookies laid nearby. She was also burning some of the delightfully smelling incense that Santa gave them as a wedding gift.

"The holiday season is the most stressful time of year so I thought I give you a chance to burn some of it of in me." She said grinning.

Tinsel and Blinky had gotten married only a few months ago and her weight had tripled since then. Had this been only a few months ago, he might have been repulsed by her new size or been too tired from work but now he couldn't help but be aroused and excited at the prospect of sex.

And so he leaped onto his soft spouse for an evening of marital bliss. After finishing, the satisfied couple cuddled up with each other in front of the fire, unaware that their unprotected tryst was now creating a new generation of toy makers.