Wonder Whale (Mini Story)

Diana Prince had just finished her shift at Taco Whiz. The Amazonian princess had fallen on hard times while in Man's World and she was forced to take on a job in the fast food industry to make ends meet. The extra workload caused her to slack off in her training, as she spent more and more time taking advantage of her employee discount. This resulted in her strong, svelte body swelling It also effected her insides as the greasy Mexican food gave her frequent bouts of flatulence. As she prepared her personal orders of tacos and burritos to take home, a loud booming noise could be heard outside.

Orca the Whale Woman had just robbing the Cape Codder Seafood Restaurant across the street, loudly smashing her way out the front entrance with a huge bag filled with cash and fried . In the past weeks Orca had been robbing seafood establishments for not just their money but for also their meals as well. It would seem the Killer Whale DNA she had injected into herself had given an appetite to match. This had an effect on her body, as Orca's formerly strongfat body was now just regular fat from overeating her illicit fish and shrimp lunches, making her walk with a tired waddle as she tried to escape.

With everyone distracted by Orca's arrival, Diana rushed into the ladies' room and let loose a fart so smelly it caused the two people in there to immediately run out, giving her the privacy to change. Wonder Woman exited the bathroom and the restaurant, the employees and customers too busy looking at the Whale Woman to notice oversized heroine not so stealthily exiting the building.

As Orca clumsily attempted to flee before the cops arrived, she was confronted by Wonder Woman. The Amazon's former sleek and athletic appearance was now comically bloated and obese. Her big belly pushed out and stretched the confining red fabric of her midsection, her  huge breasts were on the verge of flopping out of her eagle top, and her star spangled shorts were lost between her bulbous asscheeks.

"Wonder Woman?" Orca said with a sneer. "More like Wonder Cow now!"

"Oh like you're one to talk!" Diana said peeved

Wonder Woman lunged at the villain and the two clumsily began to fight. They appeared more like amateur sumo wrestlers than super beings battling, desperate slamming and grappling their large frames while passing gas with every other movement. It wasn't long before the two became exhausted but Diana had just a bit more stamina than her opponent. She successfully pinned Orca to the ground and, using her Lasso of Truth, hogtied her as the police finally arrived.

The next day, a few sleazy tabloids labeled the fight as "Wondey Defeats Orca! Takes The Title Of Whale Woman!"