Stimulus Checks (Mini Stories)

In early 2020, the coronavirus pandemic ravaged the world and the U.S. government sent $1,200 checks to each of their citizens during the economically unstable time. 

Two such citizens were a couple who had been making extensive use of food delivery services ever since the pandemic began and their phone and online orders had increased significantly after receiving their cash from the government. Instead of having their fast food deliveries left by their front door door, there was a sign on the porch instructing delivery boys to take yummy parcels on by a nearby open window and leave it on large table pushed up to the window sill inside. The house was dark and smelled worse than a sewer, causing all the food deliverers quickly shove in their boxes and bags and quickly leave.

Inside the house were hundreds of empty pizza boxes, fast food bags, wrappers and all other kinds of food containers. On the floor of the litter covered living room laid two fleshy, nude, bloated figures groaning as they slowly stuffed their face with food and released a steady stream flatulence, continuing to eat anything within arms reach even though to were too full to move. They were Miles and Sophia, a couple who were obese and lazy long before the pandemic happened and self quarantine just caused them to become more sedentary and indulgent in their gluttonous habits.

Sophia was vaguely hourglass shaped, having a fat gut but an even fatter ass and hips as well as two giant jugs that sagged to the sides of her chest. Her legs, groin and underarms hadn't been shaved in months and likely wouldn't be trimmed anytime soon. Miles was just as fat as his wife, but was taller, hairy all over and had a more undefined, blob shape to him. They were barely mobile before their self quarantine, but now they had just enough strength to waddle around their home to retrieve more food, whenever they hadn't engorged themselves into immobility. This meant that they had to also pay people to bring them other, non-edible supplies as well since they very well couldn't go hunting for the massive amounts of toilet paper and antacids they used each day themselves. As one can imagine, this hedonistic lifestyle was incredibly expensive.

"We just blew through a week's food budget in one afternoon. At this rate, we'll burn through the two grand from the the government before the month is over. " Miles moaned before a bacon flavored belch escaped his lips and stirred up his appetite again.

"I didn't hear you complaining when you were ordering 15 BLTs." Sophia said as she reached into a pizza box and grabbed a slice of double stuffed, deep dish pizza, pushing out a particular long and smelly fart to make room for it.