April Rules 2020 (Mini Story)

It was late in the evening when April O'Neil defiantly waddled into a alley near her New York home and approached a manhole.

In the time she had known the Ninja Turtles, the yellow suited reporter had brought her four friends hundreds of pizzas and eaten countless slices of them herself. But unlike the athletic turtles, all of this  resulted in her gaining a significant amount of weight, with her now weighing over 350 pounds. Most notably was that her already large breasts had grown to truly massive size, with her almost unable to zip her jacket over her cartoonishly large love melons. And while she typically had her gas under control, the massive increase of cheese in her diet had caused her to begin struggling with constant bloating and she couldn't stop herself breaking increasingly loud and smelly bursts of wind.

Upon seeing the increase in April's size, as well as a few incidents where she needed a push or a pull to enter and exit through the manholes and storm drains, the Turtles politely suggested that she lose a few pounds before she continued helping them in their adventures. April was offended that they thought she was too fat for action and was determined to prove them wrong by going into an older manhole near her apartment that she noticed was significantly smaller than newer ones.

She lifted the cover and hopped in, with it taking almost ten minutes for her to squeeze her wide bottom through the opening. However, her incredibly chunky midsection refused to fit through the hole, with her becoming stuck at the belly button. The pressure on her belly upset her stomach and the six, deep dish sausage pizza she ate for lunch, and the internal gases that starting building up had little choice but to go out of her rear. The poor red head panicked as she kicked, struggled and farted heavily in a vain attempt to free herself before anyone saw her, with her erratic motions causing her breasts to escape from her poor secured top and start flailing around with her movements.

As the familiar sound of flatulence echoed through the sewer tunnels, the Ninja Turtles went to investigate and groaned in annoyance when they discovered their friend's gassy lower half stuck helplessly, all of them missing the times when they had to rescue April from villains and not her waistline.