Beef Harness (Mini Story)

Francine, a medical scientist was showing her colleague, Merrill, her plans for farm isolation rooms.

"...And so sick and injured cows can be placed into these ceiling harnesses and fed drugged oats. This will allow farmers to keep them calm and isolated indefinitely until they can be properly treated." Francine explained.

"It sound like an interesting idea..." Merrill began saying before being rudely interrupted by the voice of a valley girl. 

"What's up gang! I thought I'd drop in to see your projects before I head off on my trip Costa Rica!

It was Alexis, the daughter of one of the university's biggest donors who frequently harassed the scientist working their with bubbleheaded ideas that they had no choice but to work on.

"Are you still doing that dumb veterinarian thing? I thought I told you to work on my idea for doggy lipstick!"

Francine looked frustrated before a mischievous grin came to her face.

"I actually finished your lipstick assignment a few days ago. It's in the university's basement laboratory.I was hoping that you would come down there and give it final approval."

Six months later...

A 550 pound Alexis rested in an orange harness, swaying slightly air condition breeze. Her plump limbs hung from freely and motionless out of holes in the fabric. Her bloated breasts hung out in front of her, her nipples hard and sore from daily milkings. Her sagging, uncovered ass constantly spewed out gas and worse, with her unmentionables being washed away into a drain on the floor.

On her face was a specially designed mask that pumped drugged cow feed into stomach and oxygen into her lungs. The feed encouraged fat and milk production and kept her in a perpetual daze, but it also encourage gas and bowel movements and gave her an IBS-like condition.

Francine and Merrill entered the dimly lit basement lab and gazed upon their handiwork. They had convinced the dean that they were conducting an experiment with hazardous and senstive materials down here and that only they should be allowed in.

"I had my doubts when you decided to do this, but the university has improved so much without her inane demands." Merill said. "So how long do you plan on keeping her here?"

"Right now, everyone still thinks she's on an extended vacation in Costa Rica." Francine said "Eventually we'll have to let her go, but her mind will be so far gone that she won't remember anything from the past few months and she'll just wake obese and gassy in the university's back alley."

Francine grabbed Alexis's chubby cheeks and looked into her glossy eyes. 

"I have some ideas for fat reduction medication that I'm sure you'll be excited about..."

Alexis let out a brassy fart before she could finish the sentence.

"As well as some high grade intestinal meds too."