Uber Delivery (Mini Story)
Added 2019-07-28 08:36:45 +0000 UTCKrystal had always been fat and she just got bigger and lazier as she got older. Now at 23, she was morbidly obese and she almost never left her apartment, which was covered in empty food containers and smelled due to her sweaty body and constant flatulence. She was well aware of how fat and disgusting she was and has long since given up any hope that she would have a relationship with anyone beside her vibrator.
Over the past year, Krystal had become addicted to Uber Eats, as it enabled to get her favorite fast foods without having to go out herself. Today, she had ordered a feast from KFC and she opened the door to greet the delivery boy when he arrived. She always tried to keep it as short as possible so that they didn't have to be around her for very long. Once again, it was Pete, a local college student who was delivering to her. Lately, he had been delivering to her a lot, bringing her almost all of her meals despite her frequent orders from restaurants all around town at all hours of the day.
"Here's your KFC, Krystal." He said struggling to hold the many bags she had ordered.
"Thank you." She said sheepishly.
As she reached out to get her food when a massive, 30 second fart emerged from between her cheeks. The sensation of passing gas overwhelmed her body and she could only stand there motionless. Once it stopped, she quickly apologized, grabbed all of her bags and retreated back into her apartment in shame.
She prepared to eat her enormous meal in hopes of burying her latest embarrassment, when but when she opened the largest bag she saw a large amount of money taped to the side of a chicken bucket, the amount she had paid for meal and delivery plus a little extra. Below it was a message with a heart drawn around it that read: "Call me! Pete."
