Haxcall

Plus Sized Sirens (Mini Story)

Added 2019-10-10 18:31:54 +0000 UTC

The fishermen had collected over a ton of tuna and sardines and were ready to return to port. But as they set course for home, they noticed three strange women lounging on a large rock in the middle of the water.

They resembled mermaids but they were far fatter than what the legends depicted, resembling obese trollops rather than slender maidens. Their bloated tails were not scaly and fish-like, but were fleshy and fur covered like a manatee or a walrus.

The three sea women looked at the boat and began singing in deep, contralto voices that echoed across the roaring waves. The fishermen fell into a trance and sailed right next to the rock and anchored themselves there.

The women dragged themselves to the side of the boat, continuing to sing while pointing hungrily at their mouths. The hypnotized fishermen happily obliged, spending two days straight throwing their haul into the mouths of the ravenous, seemingly insatiable sirens.

After the three women had eaten their fill, they dragged themselves back into the sea, their fat bodies sinking like stones to the ocean's floor. The fisherman, finally freed from their trance, were left wondering why they felt so exhausted and why a large chunk of their haul was missing.