Anko's Gassy Genjutsu

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It's no secret that Anko Mitarashi had gone to seed in the peace time that followed the Fourth Ninja War. Nearly everyday, she could be found at the dango shop eating her fill with her young friend Chocho Akimichi. The creepy jonin who once frightened genin by licking their blood now only slurped up soy sauce. The woman who used to be filled with an obsession to see her old mentor Orochimaru be brought to justice was only filled with a desire for an extra large bowl of red bean paste. Her once slender, young body had grown into a chubby, mature milf that surprising managed to still get quite a few stares from men around the village.

However, now in her mid-forties, Anko's digestion system has become far more sensitive to the junk food that now filled her diet. Her regular feasts of sweets and high calorie food did a number on her inside and as a result her body's gas production increased a hundred fold. She soon found herself needing to break wind at almost all times of the day and her ability to hold it in was weakening more and more. Despite this, she couldn't bring herself to change her diet.

One day, she and Shino were called to have a meeting with Mei, the former Mizukage, to discuss political matters. She should have had a light breakfast but couldn't resist eating until her gut felt like it was bursting. Within an hour, her ass was already releasing rather loud and potent poots that would only get worse as time went on. Thankfully, Anko was also one of the Hidden Leaf's most skilled jonins and she had created a special technique that allowed her to get away with her gaseous antics undetected.

It was around noon that Anko and Shino sat down with Mei to talk about the growing conflicts in the Land of Water. As they took their seats, Anko quickly and quietly performed a hand sign under the table, casting a genjutsu that affected the perceptions of the sounds and smells her body emitted. She then proceeded spend the entire meeting letting out deafening and noxious flatulence without her two companions realizing. As a skilled jonin, she was able to keep her face looking calm and collected even as she pushed out dozens of intense, cheek clapping farts out of her rear.

Once the meeting was over, Anko was the first to leave the room and Mei and Shino found themselves nearly gagging on the mysterious smell that immediately assaulted their noses. ANBU spent the next week trying to discover the smell's source but to no avail. This would be the first of many times that the Leaf Village would suffer these mysterious yet harmless "gas attacks" that Anko successfully managed to ensure was never linked to her.