Too Many Salty Dogs (Caption Story)
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"It's an easy gig." The job recruiter said to the young job seeking woman. "All you have to do is stand outside in a Salty Dog costume, dancing and waving to people walking by."
Unfortunately, the job may have been simple but it was far from enjoyable.
She had to stand outside in the intense summer heat, bouncing and dancing to parodic songs such as "Who Let The Hot Dogs Out" and "I Like Big Buns And I Cannot Lie" that played on repeat from the restaurants speakers. The hot dog costume she was required to wear was not the most dignified suit in the world, having a goofy, overly cutesy face, and the skin tight, elastic fabric of the costume's undersuit quickly grew sweaty and uncomfortable in the unrelenting sun. It was so embarrassing that she had a shameful blush on her face whenever someone looked her in the face while she was on duty.
However, the biggest boon and biggest curse of the job was the unlimited free Salty Dogs that employees got to have. While most employees got sick of hot dogs after their first week, the gluttonous young woman seemingly never rejected an opportunity to stuff her face with the processed meat they sold. The massive influx of high sodium pork and beef in her diet quickly result in her BMI shooting through the roof.
By the summer's end, she had crossed the threshold in obesity. Her massive ass and bloated calves were out for all to see in her now almost painted on undersuit and her breasts had grown so large that they had begun to press against the costume's rubber molding, resulting in Salty Dog appearing to grown a respectable pair of knockers. Needless to say, she was more embarrassed now than ever but if she wanted to pay her bills then she had no choice but to be out there everyday, bouncing and jiggling for customers with a beet red blush on her face.
