Mime Calorie Crime (Caption Story)

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(All characters are 18+)

In a suburb outside of Paris, a street cop wandered down a a road full of restaurants and cafes, when he heard a commotion near a sweet shop.

"Stop thieves!" He heard someone say.

The cop ran towards the source of a shout and in the shop he found about half a dozen people standing around, acting as if they couldn't move. He saw a shop employee brooding behind the register and decided to talk to him.

"What are you doing?" He inquired.

"I'm stuck here. I can't leave the counter thanks to those two charlatans!"

The cop tried to move closer to him but he hit what felt like an invisible wall. He pressed his hand against it. It was solid but felt like it was 'softening' for lack of a better word. It would eventually disappear and free its captive but not for another hour at the rate it was dissipating.

"What happened here?"

"Two fat mime girls came in here and started performing. It was all fun and games, with them making making fake walls in the air and performing tricks. Only it turned out the walls they were making weren't so fake and before any of us knew it, they had trapped us in place and started snatching every cookie and cake in sight!"

"Do you know where they might be now?" The officer asked

"They left just a few minutes ago. I saw them go into the alleyway through the shop's window."

The cop rushed out of the building and ran into the alley next to it. There he saw the alleged food thieves taking a break in the middle of their getaway. The two in question were a couple of truly huge women in mime outfits with food filled burlap sacks slung over their shoulders, both trying to catch their breath after running only a couple dozen meters. They were both gargantuan and girthy clown girls, each having a pair of massive hooters as well as asses almost twice as big as their already considerably large midsections. They looked almost exactly the same as each other aside from a few minor differences, most notable being that one had a black heart painted on her chubby cheek while the other one had thick black make up around her eyes and a star mark on her cheek.

The two saw the cop and made a pathetic attempt to to flee but the duo's running speed was so low that the cop could have caught up with them just by walking briskly.

The cop ran up to try and arrest them but, at the last second, the two turned towards him and waved their wobbly arms in a wide, sweeping motion. Suddenly the officer slammed against a new invisible wall just a few inches away from his targets. The officer sight went briefly blurry following the impact and regained his senses just in time to see the fat mime girls mocking him. The star one had her pale, bulbous bosom pressed against the invisible barrier while making rude faces at him while the clover one had pulled down her overalls and was mooning him with her colossal, chalk white ass. The two laughed inaudibly for a moment before waddling away scot free, off to devour their lardy loot as they waited for the local heat to cool down enough for them to hit up another eatery.