Horny Monster News + Rewards Sent (Oct. 2024)

Hi, all!

Okay, we've got some updates and announcements, so let's get this party started.

Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for weeks.

Note: If you hit the $500 mark and I haven't messaged you about an autographed book or putting a Caretaker portrait on the website, it isn't because I don't love you. It's just that I have no easy way to see everyone who hits that mark and double check that I haven't already offered you rewards. Please message me if you think I missed you so you can get that sweet, sweet prize.

Books!

Master Class 5 releases tomorrow! This series is also on Kindle Unlimited, so pick how you want to acquire it (note: don't do both without at least a 90 day gap, Amazon only pays for one or the other per quarter).

Now that book 5 has popped, I've got a bundle deal for those of you on a tight budget! A Master Class omnibus (Books 1 through 3) is going to be available tomorrow as well for just 3 bucks! That is absolutely the best deal you will get, just a dollar per book.

No matter how/what you read, make sure you leave reviews, stars, etc. to keep that Amazon algorithm pumped to suggest us to other readers and all that jazz. For real, if a book gets enough positive engagement, Amazon starts emailing people and saying "Hey, you should consider this book, it's pretty good."

I've created a Discord channel for people to discuss the story after they're done reading it right here.

The Halls of Magic 2 is past the halfway point. The first third of the book is with a beta team while I finish my first pass of the next third. We are hoping for a release next month.

Dead and Horny 2 is back from the editor! All it needs is some formatting and some cover art. I have ZERO progress on this as of today, so will keep you posted, lol. I expect D&H 2 along with its official title to be available by year's end.

Island/Resort for Horny Monsters is supposed to be back with me by month's end. I will keep you posted on progress there.

HFHM Ch. 125 is well under progress, and I will likely hit D&H Ch. 26 right after. Spooky season, y'all!

[Redacted] is [redacted] and I [redacted]. I'm very excited to share this new story with you in 2025!

That's all from me! I need to get back to writing!