Notice: No New Re-AImagined Gallery in August; Axu2 Update Teasers Will Begin in Late July!

"Hey, uh, this is Evelyn here, just gently breaking the fourth wall to bring you some hype for the next Axu2 update! I know, I know, it's about time, right? ...Hey, are you listening? Look, I know my boobs are on the table. I'm not gonna pretend like I didn't do that on purpose, like 'oh anon, it would mean so much to me and my stupid ridiculous chest weights if you would hear me out for just a moment, ugu~' But seriously, focus up for a second. This is important!

Ok, so, bad news first! It's ok, the good news is better than the bad news, I promise. If you read the post below this one, you know that July's Re-AImagined gallery theme is gonna be Pirates, which I can totally get behind! Governor Tull? Not really my type, imma be honest! It's taken a lot of me-time to figure out, but I've decided I most def prefer women who don't terrify me. But that's just me, specifically! I still think Governor Tull's really pretty, and I respect the heck out of her for keeping herself in such good shape while carrying a fricking demon baby, like sheesh! You think that's easy? It's not easy. I've never done it, but I'm telling you with total confidence that it's probably close to a living nightmare, so let's show the Governor the love and respect she totally deserves! And for the record, Selkie's not my type either, but like... ok, never mind what my type is! I don't wanna see any comments joking about how I'm simping for Queen Raziel or anything, ok?? I'm objectifying my tits for you guys right now, so just be nice! Say thank you, Evelyn! Thank you for doing that! Your admiration for the Queen is healthy and not unreasonable! Honestly!

....Shit, I was supposed to be making an announcement, wasn't I? Ok, ok, lemme down this last coffee and I'll get back to it.

Ok, so July's gallery theme... pirates! Cool, yeah. I dig it. However, after that, Axl will be taking a one month break from AI content to focus on the coming Axugaem2 update! That means there won't be a Re-AImagined gallery for August this year. Instead, new teasers for the Axugaem2: Depths and Dungeons update will become available each week for patrons to view starting in late July! That's prettymuch exactly one month from now! I know, right?? We're finally getting more Queen Raziel content, aaaaa!!~ So hyped, I'm SO hyped, you have no fricking idea how hyped I am right now! ...Oh, yeah, also I'll officially be dateable in the new update as well, which is... cool! Pretty cool! I'm not really sure where that's gonna go right now, but Claire's a nice girl so I'm sure it'll work out!

Right, lemme finish this up before I forget... please note that all this means there won't be a zip folder and process notes for August this year, but the $10 tier will be staying up for people who want to donate and/or who still want access to the folders and notes from previous months. Axl says they'll try to compensate as well by putting some behind-the-scenes content from the new Axu2 update in that tier during August, but you know how Axl is, right? Remember Tooth and Claw? Gabi and Elmira Chronicles? Anyone?? I was pretty sure I'd get to show up at some point in 2022 rocking the most jaw-dropping plus-size dress you've ever seen. I didn't exactly have it marked on my calendar or anything, but I was kinda hyped for it. So just take whatever extra stuff Axl promises you with a grain of salt, that's all I'm saying. Ok, imma get these things off the table now and go change back into something I'd willingly wear in front of a bunch of people without significant financial incentive! Take care, guys! See you in the future, where I definitely one hundred percent won't be simping HARD for the Queen of Imperium, nope, not a bit!~ Byeeee~"