Confused itself in the Confusion (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 400)

Dani had always wanted to be a sex haver.

Dick giver? Pussy slayer? There wasn't really a good word for it. She just wanted to be a Magikarp that fucked.

It had never really gone like that, though; her first time had turned into her every time. It was way back now, not on a fancy cruise ship or the little boat Brandy had been on, but a mid-sized ferry packed with humans, trainers, and their Pokémon. The ideal feasting ground for some thirsty Sea Pokémon.

It'd been her first time, and Monique had promised she'd stick with Dani and help her through it. This had lasted about five seconds, because it turns out a ferry has a lot of Trainers on it, and when a Milotic turns up, they all want a piece of her.

Dani knew she wasn't much of a fighter, and her attempt to support Monique had turned into her getting knocked about the deck like a pinball. It was pure luck she landed in the arms of the prettiest human Dani had ever seen. A green bob of hair, blood red eyes, Dani had been completely frozen as this regal lady in a white dress leaned in playfully and licked Dani's nose.  

"You're cute," the pretty human had purred, her voice barely audible above the ongoing battle. "Want to come play below deck while everyone's distracted?"

Dani had nodded before her brain could even process the offer. Whatever this Pokémon wanted, she was going to do it.

It was just a closet below deck that she'd been pulled into, and Dani's heart was racing the moment the door clicked shut behind them. Her hands were sweating, but the pretty lady, bless her heart, kept murmuring a flood of encouragement that kept Dani focused on getting her clothes off.

By the time they were both half-undressed, Dani was panting, flushed, and ready to do whatever was needed. But before she could move forward, the Gardevoir lady surged up and pressed her against the wall with a surprising strength. Dani had let out a squeak as her back hit the wooden wall with a soft thud, and her legs trembled as she dangled in the air.

The gorgeous green-haired lady had kissed her. Hard. Wild. Like she was tasting something she'd been craving for days. Her hands had roamed Dani's sides, pulling her in tighter as her mouth claimed every gasp and whimper. Dani kissed back as best she could, overwhelmed and barely able to think. Her cock had throbbed helplessly against the tall lady's slick thighs, caught in the feverish grinding of their bodies.

Only when Dani was properly dazed and shaking had the red-eyed lady pulled away, licking her lips like she'd just finished wolfing down an appetizer. Her eyes were glowing, and she tilted her head slightly.

"You ... do know I'm-"

"So pretty," Dani had said, nodding. "Prettiest human ever."

"No, I ..." she'd paused, biting her bottom lip and adjusting the fit of her white dress, then smiled. "Thank you, Danièlle. I am pretty."

It was wild she knew Dani's name on reflection, because she hadn't even said it. Had she? Maybe she'd forgotten. Not important. What was important was that Dani's first time was with the prettiest woman she'd ever seen in her life.

It made her freeze. What if she did something wrong? What if her first time was bad? Would she be upset? Disappointed?

The green-haired had given Dani a peck on the cheek to get her attention. "Are you alright?"

Dani nodded. But it was a lie of a nod. She was terrified.

Kissing. Dani could do kissing. Kissing was safe. Kissing was where Kalosian's excelled.

Not a shy peck, Dani had kissed her like her life depended on it. Rolling her tongue across their lips and popping in soft little moans that made the pretty lady in the white dress gasp against her. Kissing her until she was gasping for air, her green lipstick smudged, and the knees on her skinny legs shaking.

The green-haired beauty gave everything back she could as she moaned into Dani's mouth, but Dani overwhelmed her. She kissed her stupid. Left her panting and glazed-eyed against the closet wall, chest rising and falling in dazed, dreamy waves.

"I bet you'd suck dick so good," she'd sighed. "Incredible."

"Woah," Dani said. "I mean, I'd like to um ... I can? But I can eat pussy too."

The green-haired lady giggled softly, brushing a thumb over Dani's lips. "You're precious. But one thing at a time, darling. Close your eyes for me, okay?"

Dani blinked, a little confused, but nodded. She was still floating in a dreamy haze from all that kissing, and the lady's voice was like silk in her ears.

"Good girl," she cooed. Dani felt a gentle press on her shoulders as she was lowered down to her knees. "You're going to be so good at this. Just open your mouth and let me guide you."

Still assuming she was being helpful, maybe about to be taught something crucial, like where the clit actually was, Dani opened up her mouth. Then something warm, thick, and decidedly not pussy pressed against her tongue.

Dani flinched in surprise, but the hand on her head was so gentle it calmed her immediately.

"You're doing perfectly," the green-haired woman murmured. "Just like that. Keep your eyes closed. It's better this way."

So Dani sucked. She sucked like the whole reputation of Kalos was on the line. She bobbed her head slowly, using her tongue the way she'd practiced kissing, rolling it along the bottom of what was in her mouth, and the noises above her, high-pitched gasps, breathy moans, the occasional sparkling laugh told her she was nailing it.

She didn't even question what she was sucking. A super big finger? Her brain had shut down, and her instincts had taken over. She just wanted to make the prettiest woman in the world feel good.

When the first spurt hit her tongue, Dani squeaked, but swallowed on instinct. More followed, and the lady's hips jerked forward, riding out the pleasure with a sigh that made Dani beam with pride.

When it was done, the hand on her head stroked her hair affectionately.

"You're not ready for pussy yet, Cupcake," the green-haired woman said, smiling down at her. "But you suck dick like a champion."

Dani, still on her knees, dazed and drooling a little, gave a blissful thumbs-up.

"One day you'll find the right human, but until then, use your mouth, sweetheart. You're good with it."

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They'd stopped to catch their breath again, so Dani had told them all about her first time.
Wrapped up in Brandy's arms, who smelled wonderfully of her cum right now, Dani beamed as they all stared at her in awe at her really good first time with a lady.

"I can't say it," Rhona said, "I feel I'd be ruining her."

"I want Brandy to say it," Sparky grinned. "Go on, break it to her."

"Break what to me?" Dani said, "How good I am with my mouth?"

"Dani," Brandy said, hesitant, and hugging her like she was precious. "That tall, green-haired lady with a white dress and red eyes. Did you see her again?"

"No! I wish I had, though maybe I'd have never met you."

"Okay but, your story just..." Brandy faltered. "What do you think you were sucking on?"

"I don't know! It was weird, right?"

Brandy buried her face in Dani's shoulder. "Dani... that was a Gardevoir. A Pokémon."

Dani blinked. "No, she was a lady. Like, a hot Galarian gym trainer or something. So pretty."

"No, babe." Brandy smiled. "Definitely a Gardevoir. Elegant. Humanoid. Has a dick."

Dani stared at her. "Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you saying I sucked off a Pokémon and didn't know it?"

"I'm saying you gave a Gardevoir a blowjob, and thought it was a fancy human."

There was a long pause.

Then Dani gasped. "OH MY GOD. I SUCKED OFF A GARDEVOIR SO GOOD SHE COMPLIMENTED ME?!"

Brandy blinked. "That's your takeaway?"

"That's AMAZING!" Dani squealed. "She said I was a champion! And she meant it! I got praised by the prettiest Pokémon!"

Rhona laughed politely into her hands while Sparky less politely howled with laughter.

Dani looked incredibly proud of herself. "Brandy, I'm so going to do good on this team. I've slept with the prettiest Pokémon and the prettiest human."

"Hey now, I'm right here," Rhona said.

"And I still mean it. Brandy is the best, and I'm so lucky she took a chance on me."

"How could I not"? Brandy said, pulling Dani close. "You are incredible when you put your mind to something."

"Even better when she puts her mouth to it," Sparky whistled. "Can I have her after you're finished?"

"Can you handle me?" Dani beamed, "I'm Gardevoir level good."

"Ooh," Sparky grinned. "I like this confidence, maybe you will fit in with the team after all."

Maybe she would! Dani couldn't wait to prove it. She was a Magikarp that fucked now.