My maid! My toaster!
Added 2021-06-26 00:00:03 +0000 UTCWhat does she think it looks like?
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"Welll you see... i knew you were coming home so i wanted to make some fragrant toasts with butter and jam. But then when i was preparing the ingredients i got a system update, and when i woke up my dress was a mess. Obviously i had to get it cleaned. But then, when i was preparing the washer i noticed there was no electricity and my internal clock updated right there and said you would be here soon. so i plugged the toaster in the only energy reserve i knew was available, myself. Now the toasts are ready." *POP!* "and if you wish we can butter and jam them together."
Simone Spinozzi
2021-06-26 06:50:18 +0000 UTCWhen you learn you've taught the help to well in the ways of lewd... but this can't be... the help can't lewd the help. it's unseemly! Such and illicit affair between the help can't be!
Runei Stillwater
2021-06-26 01:37:34 +0000 UTCLooks like someone's Toast was about to be Buttered.
Serge Skunk
2021-06-26 01:28:11 +0000 UTC"Remember...you can be SURE...if it's Westinghouse!"
Eric Costello
2021-06-26 00:11:08 +0000 UTCGives "Hotpoint" a whole new meaning...
Eric Costello
2021-06-26 00:08:42 +0000 UTCRobota has obviously gone around the Bendix. ;D
Major Matt Mason
2021-06-26 00:07:23 +0000 UTCSiri is conspiring with the microwave against me!
Walter Reimer
2021-06-26 00:06:29 +0000 UTCThis is what happens when you have a home with smart appliances that can talk to each other.
Eric Costello
2021-06-26 00:04:54 +0000 UTCLMAO
Walter Reimer
2021-06-26 00:02:43 +0000 UTC"Oh? What am I supposed to think it looks like?"
Walter Reimer
2021-06-26 00:02:31 +0000 UTCEspecially when the toaster POPS just a second later.
Eric Costello
2021-06-26 00:02:28 +0000 UTC
