EARLY ACCESS: The Ten Worst Songs of 2024
Added 2024-12-12 17:00:19 +0000 UTC
VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/YEFe1C88SWw
Hey everyone, it's the moment some of you wait all year for! I've uploaded the video direct to Patreon, but if you want to watch it on YouTube, the link is above. It will of course contain ads, absolutely nothing I can do about that (the labels take 100% of the money), so you can watch it ad-free here on Patreon, you'll just lose some of the YouTube features (being able to cast presumably, chapters, etc.)
And, if you COULD do me a favor? When this officially releases to the public on Saturday, be a pal and go watch it again, or just let it play on mute in a tab or while you're doing something else, which will help the algorithm! Anyway, enjoy 34 minutes of me bashin' music (and kissing your ass)!
I'm coming back to say this: I don't know why but the Mulvaney song got stuck in my head and my brain has created this weird hybrid of that and Charles Manson's "Give up your game Girl" and it's not going away. I will be institutionalizing myself.
Niko M.
2024-12-19 22:54:42 +0000 UTC
Now Nicki has to go door to door every time she moves and say, "Yes I did, yes I did! Somebody please tell em who the eff I is!"
Username User
2024-12-18 16:09:49 +0000 UTC
Any plans to cover the best/worst games again this year?
Skye
2024-12-17 14:31:40 +0000 UTC
Its catchy but the lyrics are dumb. Although I wonder if the heaven's gate is a reference to the cult which gives that song even more WTF
Ewan Scott-Douglas
2024-12-17 11:40:17 +0000 UTC
The chorus of Camila Cabello's "I Luv it" sounds like a CD skipping.
Kontrode
2024-12-15 20:16:39 +0000 UTC
Please release the full Lollipop as a Patreon exclusive!!! I loved it so much and laughed so hard
Alicia Samantha
2024-12-15 07:30:21 +0000 UTC
I was SHOCKED to see Hoizer 😭 it was just supposed to be poetic or metaphorical 😭
And I also really like that tommy richman song but I’m 24 so 😮💨 it’s funny because you’re the second person that reviews music that said this song was horrible and you all are both around the same age. He said it was just wanna be Pharrell and the Neptunes
MerrittJ!
2024-12-14 01:10:31 +0000 UTC
you know what Buckley can you do your top 10 favorite songs or best songs of 2024? 👀 I’d like to know when you thought was good on the charts or in general
MerrittJ!
2024-12-14 01:00:26 +0000 UTC
I think I only recognized two songs running on the radio. Made me wondering why I felt sleepy during traffic after work
Alex Tam
2024-12-13 20:04:18 +0000 UTC
Best worst list so far
Josue guzman
2024-12-13 16:46:17 +0000 UTC
I haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thank you.
Hannah Wilson
2024-12-13 15:58:35 +0000 UTC
Ahhh shit I didn't even see that somehow! Well, too late now I think. It's already on YouTube, this is the one I'm going to make public, and they don't let you edit anything.
Adam Buckley
2024-12-13 15:26:09 +0000 UTC
My first real Christmas present for 11 years now. Thank you, Buckley!
MichaelD8393 .
2024-12-13 15:16:04 +0000 UTC
Buckley, you need to update the release date at the bottom of the number 1 song. It conflicts with what your saying and is the same as the number 2 song.
Samantha Lind
2024-12-13 14:52:03 +0000 UTC
Always love the 10 Worst songs list, where I get to cringe at ghastly music I never heard before!
The mumbley guy part made me laugh loud enough to offend my poor dog.
Fiz Gig
2024-12-13 14:51:58 +0000 UTC
Had you put awards up, I wager Jojo Siwa would have been the "australian freestyler of the year" becaue damn even my steel beam of a body has more moves.
Also dylans "hold our beer" would require it to drink actual beer... BudLight is water replacement, like all lagers of equivalent caliber.
Tomi Tuomisto
2024-12-13 10:30:09 +0000 UTC
I am so glad I do not have TikTok and I don't listen to the radio. I've heard some bits of some songs but most I never heard. I was not thrilled about having my complete ignorance of #1 shattered. I could have died happily never hearing those lyrics. Now I have to live miserably knowing they exist.
Also, I 100% agree that #5 is just a bad song. I have 0 problems with the artist and actually mostly like her as a person but good lord that song is BAD.
And who is really surprised to see the complete downfall of #10. We all already knew she was a garbage person and happily flaunted it.
#9. That song is annoying. I have pretty much only heard the chorus of it and it is nails on a chalkboard. I am also very glad that I do not fit most of the "spooky girl" stereotypes despite liking spooky shit. I own a tarot deck (though not related to spooky) and Halloween is my favorite holiday. But it has been since childhood so there's that.
#8 is just so much no. That's one of the songs I've heard bits of but I have never paid attention to the lyrics. Countrifying a rap song? Can we not?
#7 the first hit he had was bad. Absolutely hate that song. Not surprised the 2nd one, over a decade later, is also bad.
#6 I have heard so many people talk about her "rebranding" but I never heard the song. And dear lord it is worse than people made it out to be. Is that even possible?
#4... I have no words.
#3 oh ladies, what inanimate object are we being compared to today?
#2 what is appealing about that song? Those small snippets made my eye twitch.
Bonus 1: I fucking hate her music. I have nothing more to say.
Bonus 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised she reverted back to her old songs. That's the only time she got attention.
Bonus 3: I don't even want to hear more of that song. It sounds like another white feminist trash anthem.
Bonus 4: He's a certified idiot for thinking that was in any way a good idea.
MidnightNyx95
2024-12-13 05:44:28 +0000 UTC
these songs were played to DEATH on tik tok
bethanybarrett
2024-12-13 04:40:00 +0000 UTC
I first saw the worst songs list of 2010 when it came out and have been watching all the video's that you've released since. I'm 42 and grew up around Cleveland Ohio in the good old USA, but have the same views or outlooks on life that you do and sadly a lot of people don't. Glad to support the habit and think you're one of the best modern day comedians. Thank you for still making me laugh all these years later.
Jon Sarich
2024-12-13 03:32:43 +0000 UTC
No joke, this biggest surprise of this video for me is that there's still people downloading music off iTunes.
Kevin
2024-12-13 03:20:25 +0000 UTC
Thanks for everything
alex
2024-12-13 01:33:27 +0000 UTC
Been watching for 12 years, gets better each time!
dennis01
2024-12-13 01:05:07 +0000 UTC
Nicki: you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Man... I though I heard some stinkers on the radio over the past year, but my hat's off to you Chapstick Boy for finding these "golden nuggets" under all the sludge.
Shaka, When the Walls Fell
2024-12-13 00:33:08 +0000 UTC
Thanks so much Buckley for all your efforts to satiate our collective desire to shit on garbage music. Been watching you since the 2011 worst songs. Here's to another year of baggin' and taggin' and making jokes ya just can't no more! Love ya Buckley, never change!
Max Christmass
2024-12-13 00:17:34 +0000 UTC
10: The B.O.B. Award: Most pathetic Diss Track.
9: The Avril Lavigne Award: Most cringy Anti-Cheerleader song.
8: The LiL Nas X Award: Worst Attempt at Blending Rap and Country.
7: The Kylie Minogue Award: Most Unnecessary Comeback after a Decade award.
6: The Ritt Momney Award: Worst Remake of an Underrated Song.
5: The BC Jean Award: Worst Fail at Gender Swapping in a Pop Song.
4: The Asher Roth Award. (Awards can be given again!!!)
3: The Nelly Award: Worst Attempt at blending Rap and Pop (_Lil Nas X gets up on stage and protests…)
2: The Charlie XCX Award: Worst attempt at a cringy Hyperpop crossover.
1: The Mr Hankey Award: _HOWDY HOOOOO!!!_
Jonathan Willis
2024-12-13 00:17:05 +0000 UTC
Also rappers are known to be pretty sensitive, even during its golden age. LL Cool J started a beef with Canibus, because he said that he wanted to borrow the microphone that was tattooed on LL's arm.
Chude Uzoka
2024-12-12 23:45:39 +0000 UTC
I thought that Song 7 was "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley when I first heard it.
Chude Uzoka
2024-12-12 23:43:52 +0000 UTC
Heck yea! Congratulations on 15 years and hoping for another 15 if you're still enjoying creating them!
Chris
2024-12-12 23:13:54 +0000 UTC
Congratulations on 15 years of Worst Songs - literally been watching your videos for half of my life, it’s insane. Feels like last year that I was putting on the worst songs of 2011 with my mates in high school when it came out.
Now, it’s time for you to record a full version of Lollipop, just like you did with Cummin Buckets.
Ash Archer
2024-12-12 21:04:41 +0000 UTC
I feel like this isn’t even even real music anymore. I feel like they’re just making stuff to sound stupid and it’s a contest of how stupid can I sound.
Chris Lawrence
2024-12-12 20:55:10 +0000 UTC
Cotton Eye Joe and Short Dick Man here we go.
RPGFan
2024-12-12 20:46:48 +0000 UTC
15 years of pure gold. <3
Jen Riemenschneider
2024-12-12 20:32:30 +0000 UTC
Is it bad that I, the 48-year-old trivia host who prefers 1980s music and classic rock but tries to play newer stuff to please the younger players, have played half of the songs on this list (#3, #4, #7, #8, and #9) at least once during my shows?
Jason Hancock
2024-12-12 20:01:54 +0000 UTC
The first time I heard the number 1 song I knew it would top this list 😂
Great video and another great year of content, thanks so much man. Enjoy Christmas and the new year
Niall Barry
2024-12-12 18:29:50 +0000 UTC
This was my first time hearing hot to go but I’ve seen all the “I hope she plays hot to go” bullshit and thought that the song might be.. good? Boy was I wrong. That definitely deserved its high spot simply for being that much of a cultural moment but also being so fucking bad
David Morton
2024-12-12 18:23:55 +0000 UTC
Should have put the heart pat 6 on here
Ati
2024-12-12 18:02:27 +0000 UTC
I lowkey hope that Worst Songs of 1995 is foreshadowing an actual video.
HeyAlexa!
2024-12-12 17:58:35 +0000 UTC
Hysterical, laughed out loud multiple times. Congrats on 15 years!!!!!
Serena
2024-12-12 17:49:35 +0000 UTC
Huzzah! What a good day!
Justin Hudson
2024-12-12 17:42:33 +0000 UTC
That's what I gathered too
Justin Hudson
2024-12-12 17:42:01 +0000 UTC
"Fasho" is "for sure", I think
Serena
2024-12-12 17:31:43 +0000 UTC
YES perfect for a snow day from work today. Thanks Buckley! And as always stay angry. ;)
Candykyras
2024-12-12 17:26:02 +0000 UTC
Oh, by the way, if people could avoid spoilers in the comments for now, just say like "Song 8" instead of whatever the song is, that would be great. Not a hard and fast rule but just askin'. Thanks!
Adam Buckley
2024-12-12 17:21:14 +0000 UTC
That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it
Niko M.
2024-12-12 17:18:33 +0000 UTC
Christmas came early! Thanks Doctor Buckley!
Andeez Nuts
2024-12-12 17:15:45 +0000 UTC
Yay!!!!!!!!! It’s like Christmas has come early!!!
Holy cow, I’ve never heard a song by the number 1 artist before, but I am crying laughing at this.
David Deboy
2024-12-12 17:11:44 +0000 UTC
Congrats on 15 years Buck! Today marks my 36th year of life
Hoofy AF
2024-12-12 17:09:04 +0000 UTC
Let me go get my popcorn
Sunny
2024-12-12 17:08:36 +0000 UTC