EARLY ACCESS: Ashley St. Clair: Elon's New Broodmare
Added 2025-02-21 17:00:14 +0000 UTCVIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/cJ2mpc289x8
Hey everyone, it's Early Access Day, and today I bring you what I think is the funniest story so far of 2025. Enjoy!
Right Wing Influencer Ashley St. Clair managed to do what only... well, 3 other women have managed to do: get Elon Musk to put a baby in her! Only problem is... Elon's not publicly acknowledging he's the father, and Ashley is going to the tabloids to try and get him to admit it! Just because Jerry Springer's dead doesn't mean his spirit isn't still with us apparently, as we get the ultimate baby momma drama! But was this a wise decision by Ashley? Buckley looks at how this has worked out for some of Elon's other breeders, including a lawsuit that just ended between him and Grimes. What do the world's richest man and thousands of deadbeat dads around the world have in common? None of them want to pay child support. I guess Elon really IS an everyman!
Comments
I don't know, it kinda feels like trying too hard to seem legit then. Like anyone could Photoshop the image, show it on one phone, and take a picture with the second phone still. If anything that might do a better job of obscuring anything that would make it obvious that it's fake.
Adam Buckley
2025-02-22 22:53:25 +0000 UTCThis is why we need birth control to stop fools like Elon Musk, Nick Cannon, and Future from procreating. Gotta love the real president Elon who should have been on Maury.
Ron
2025-02-22 18:42:25 +0000 UTCI’m pretty Sure she’s deluded enough to think she can get an E Network deal out of her so called “story” like Farrah Abrams because successful fertility is such an impressive talent!
Josh Mannig
2025-02-22 05:45:40 +0000 UTCProbably not, but that's not really something I care about. It's the hypocrisy. I don't care if someone's raised by a single mother, a coven of witches or a pack of wolves. What I do care about is when that coven of witches goes "look at all these disgusting heathens who raise children out of wedlock!"
Adam Buckley
2025-02-22 02:59:44 +0000 UTCJust putting it out there... Does anybody represent ACTUAL FAMILY VALUES ANY MORE?! It's hard to find people to look up to and respect these days.
A. Nonymouse
2025-02-22 02:00:49 +0000 UTCBecause Elon musk is spearheading Americam politics right now. He and Trumps name at the moment are basically congruent with politics, whether we like it or not.
Notthat Guypal
2025-02-22 00:53:33 +0000 UTCPossibly pedantic comment incoming, but a picture of a phone is better than a screenshot nowadays because of the ease of photoshopping and AI editing makes a screenshot much less valid. A picture of a phone is much MUCH harder to falsify which makes it way harder to repudiate.
Notthat Guypal
2025-02-22 00:40:17 +0000 UTCBecause the people referenced in the video are all of the same leanings and espouse the same “family values” that they then contravene, dude. Buckley even says that in the video when he mentions Pete. Chill out, mate 😆
Ash Archer
2025-02-21 23:13:15 +0000 UTCand you're making it about politics because?
Michał Michalski
2025-02-21 23:11:44 +0000 UTCThe right wing circus are starting to descend into civil war 😂 an absolute cesspit of contradictions, as all of their leaders are shown to be hypocrites that don’t practice what they preach.
Ash Archer
2025-02-21 21:43:54 +0000 UTCShe also tweeted that the only way Kamala Harris gets ahead is by bending over for men, and here she is trying to get ahead in the world...
Shaka, When the Walls Fell
2025-02-21 21:24:33 +0000 UTCI said the same thing. Who knew? Other than Buckley I guess.
Fiz Gig
2025-02-21 19:27:22 +0000 UTCYeah almost 2 years ago. I don't think a very big deal was made about it.
Adam Buckley
2025-02-21 19:03:36 +0000 UTCJerry Springer died?
Bryson Witsell
2025-02-21 18:43:17 +0000 UTCWhich is probably what she *actually* wants
Justin Hudson
2025-02-21 17:23:11 +0000 UTCHah yeah for the most part, saying "Please leave me alone" to the Tabloids is basically saying "I got more to hide, bother me until it's not worth doing anymore"
Adam Buckley
2025-02-21 17:21:57 +0000 UTCIsn't asking the media to respect privacy and not get involved a direct invitation for them to not respect privacy and get involved?
Justin Hudson
2025-02-21 17:18:07 +0000 UTC
