The Xehanort Rap

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LYRICS: 

[INTRO - WHEELS & JO]

He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you

If there’s darkness in your heart, you be a nort too!

Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this Xehanort Rap

Huh!

[#1 - WHEELS] 

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He’s finally back and he’s old as hell!

His gothic keyblade is called No Name

Leonard Nimoy in a video game!

He's smaller, balder, with a goatee too

He's the first member of the Xehanort crew!

Master
Xehanort!
Master
Xehanort is here!

[#2 - WHEELS] 

He has no heart, but charm in spades

This nort’s got ethereal blades!

He started the first organization
Where its work all day, no time for fun!

His thoughts are deep, just like his voice

Monologues are his method of choice!

Huh!

Xemnas

He’s Xehanort too!

[#3 - JO]

The first member of the Xehanort -- oh wait

The first member, that we saw in a game

He's the Heartless of the boss, and he stole someones name

He turns into a boat with RELATIVE EASE

He makes norting young folk seem like a breeze 

He's in half of these games, so he can't complain but

I miss when he was voiced by Billy Zane!

HUH

AN-SEM

Seeker of D

Darkness

Is the Word That I Mean

[#4 - JO]

He’s got the same style, but a bit more grace

This Nort has a baby face!

Bad at chess and travels through time

He made all the Nort’s hearts intertwined!

Grew on an island till he met himself

This Nort should write a book on self-help!

HUH

He’s Young

Young Xehanort

[#5 - WHEELS]

He’s Terra’s bod, but his hair’s all white

Evil heart and a memory wipe!

Master Nort was old but he saw the chance

To become a boy with JNCO pants!

Gave his body up to make several norts

Ansem and Xemnas came from his corpse!

Terra

Terranort

Terra

Terranort is here!

[#6 - JO]

This kid might be the edgiest of the bunch

He has a sick biker helmet and he packs a punch

He’s made Unversed right from the start

And he was made from half of Ventus' heart

He rides keyblades like a giant surfboard

He looks like Sora and he wants to be a sword

HUH

Vanitas

Vanitas is here!

[#7 - WHEELS]

Not Xehanort till he wiped his heart

This Nort’s hair is a work of art!

his flower scythe is remembered forever

Except for Sora, who forgot the endeavor!

He’s in union cross, so he’s old as shit

That’s absurd on the face of it!

Mar

Luxia

Mar

Luxia’s a nort!

[#8 -  JO]

Last time, she tried to overthrow the Group

This knife pervert's back to torment the goof troupe

She has lightning powers, and a castle out of ice

But we're not quite sure why she was in the Org twice

She seems important now, so we all know her name,

Because her somebody, is in the mobile phone game!

Huh!

Larx - ene

Larxene is back

[#9 - WHEELS]

He confused Sora and then Norted Baymax

If you ask him who he is, he just counter attacks

Not sure where he's from, but he's no fake

Thinking about him gives me a headache

This might be the end for Dark Riku

He was defeated by Riku with the help of Riku

huh?

Ri- ku

Wait which one 

Ansem Possessed Riku

from Kingdom Hearts One

[#10 - WHEELS] 

He has a big sword and goes berserk at the moon

His hair spikes up like a dragonball cartoon

We don’t know if he helped the good guys or not

Until the DLC, that’s all we got!

He grew back his heart just for it to break,

When Axel made a 2nd friend who is never awake

hUh

Sai -x

Is a bad boyfriend

[#11 - JO]

He played his cards right, and is back in the game

And we finally learned, how to say his dumb name 

He's knows when to hold ‘em, and when to control time,

Getting rid of him is a victimless crime

Couldn't find the box, he was told to get

If they make him important, I'm going to quit!

Huh

Lux - Ord

Luxord sucks

Luxord 

I hate him so much

[#12 - JO]

Power over space, and a cool eye patch 

This Xeha - nort is the coolest in the batch

His arrowguns can fire in spurts

He will shoot you, with gravitational force 

He knows Sora, Roxas, and Ventus too

And for some reason, he's also Luxu

As if!

Xig - Gy

Xiggy Bardust!

[#13 - WHEELS] 

We're at the end, but don't you forget

There’s one last nort who is full of regret!

She fought Roxas once and apparently respawned

Now she’s fighting with Saix, wait, not for long

She looks like Sora about half of the time

But that’s true of most of these character designs

huh

Xi-on

Helps in the fight

Xi-on

Also said trans rights

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[OUTRO - WHEELS & JO]

Darkness, Heartless, and time-stopping spells

Key shaped weapons and cold empty shells

Aww yeah

x4