Earworm “Teacher’s Aide” - the Naruto/MHA(BNHA) story I forgot I had!
Added 2025-02-17 21:09:05 +0000 UTCJust another snippet from me and E4E’s message boards…yeah I should work on that story eventually (looks at Lunar Phases II cork board) although…
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“1-A Roll Call!” Naruto called as he went down the list. “Sparkling Belly-Button?”
“Oui~!”
“Pink B-Girl?”
“Here!”
“Tadpole?”
“Kero.”
“Representative Arm-Chop?”
“I am present and ready for education!”
“As you were. Space Girl?”
“Here!”
“Yudansha?”
“Here, senpai!”
“Brain Blaster?”
“Ah, dang it. I should’ve used that name!”
“It’s copyrighted. Riot Shield?”
“Here!”
“Mumbles?”
Koda raised his hand.
“Baker Boy?”
“Here, senpai!”
“Not-Kakashi?”
“Still don’t know who that is.”
“You will one day. Joan Jett?”
“I wish. Here!”
“Assistive acquaintance Tape-Lad?”
“Excelsior!”
“And ten bonus points for you on your next exam…” Naruto muttered, adding a note that made the boy fist pump. “Where was I? Ah yes: Two-for-one?”
“…” two boys shared a confused look with one another. Naruto rolled his eyes.
“Fine, I won’t use that. Feather face and his trusty Shadow?”
“Ohhh, Two For One! I get it!” Dark Shadow exclaimed. “I love that!”
“You would. We’re here, Senpai.”
“Good. Stoic Thermostat?”
“…”
“…oh my god, guys you gotta socialize with Todoroki or he’ll flop during interviews. Moving on,” Naruto sighed. “Miss Appear?”
“Present!”
“Bacon?”
“Stop calling me that, dammit!”
“Yeah he’s here…” Naruto muttered. “St. Patrick’s Cinnabon?”
“O-oh! Um, here? I think?!”
“You’re too pure for this world, Cinnamon Roll. I’ll have to fix that in my spare time. Anyway, Pervy Purple Little Person?”
“Right here!”
“Good. Stay there. Veep?”
“I’m here, senpai.”
“Excellent! Not bad guys. We have nearly mastered role call. Todoroki, my guy, after I call for Birdboy Plus One, answer to whatever name I call out.”
“Very well. But who is Birdboy Plus One?”
“…That is sad. I am sad now. 1-A! Initiate IcyHot contingency number eighty three!”
Todoroki was suddenly besieged by a plethora of condescending yet endeared head pats.
He didn’t understand any of it.
Comments
Got it in one
BonesBoy15
2025-09-18 19:07:25 +0000 UTCIs veep Momo?
zeroxros7
2025-09-18 19:06:50 +0000 UTCBwahahaha, i fucking love this
PudgySasquatch
2025-02-17 21:37:31 +0000 UTC
