Last Night's Shenanigans

Last night I was feeling really horngry (I think you get what I mean) and decided to indulge myself with a light snack. McDonald's of course. I drove to the McDonald's down my street - I didn't want to burn any precious calories - and made an order. I was just slightly hungry so I didn't really feel I needed to make a huge order. I started ordering one Big Mac meal, and I think the cashier was staring at my gut the whole time, I was leaning on the bench so it laid on top, tip of my gut poking from under my shirt. After telling her my order I decided it wasn't enough and ordered another 2 Big Mac meals. 

She looked at me in confusion, shocked at what I was doing to myself but obliged my hunger. I finally got my order: 3 Big Mac's, 3 large coke's, 3 large fries, and 24 nuggets. As I was about to waddle back to the car I realised that it wasn't enough. My gut was growling and I knew a light snack wasn't going to satisfy me. For good measure I ordered 4 soft serve ice creams just to make sure I was getting a proper calorie intake. I'm a growing boy after all! I can't go starving myself...

I could tell she was judging me and my gigantic gut but I really couldn't give a shit. I squeezed back into my car and drove home. I was going to eat it like a civilised boy but I just couldn't help myself. When I took my first bite into my burger my gut just begged me to indulge. To make a pig of myself. I took off my shirt and shorts and started shovelling it in. I demolished all 3 burgers with about 2-3 bites each. I leaned back and smacked my gut, telling it how proud I was before I took the packet of fries and shook as many as I could fit into my mouth. Those went down like a charm and I chased it with my cokes. My belches were so deep my gut literally shook while I did them. I was so h*rd that I could hardly contain myself. I hauled my piggy gut off my table and onto the floor where I ate my nuggets on all fours, grunting and moaning as I felt my gut swelling up with each bite.

By the time I was done, I had to lie in bed and idly rub my gut, constantly assuring myself that it was just a light snack and it was well deserved. My gut moaned and churned all the delicious fattening foods it consumed as I belched, and farted all night. Soon enough, I know deep down, that a meal like that would just be light snacking, the real challenge are when I'm actually starved...

I didn't get to record it but that's what I got up to last night, let me know if you want me to film the next go.