The Mysterious Pump
Added 2018-07-01 00:14:12 +0000 UTC"You know, I've got good genes, but this is really weird. I woke up this morning and I was suddenly ripped beyond belief! I mean, I work out a good deal, but I had no idea it was even possible to pile on the gains in one night!"
"Oh man! This feels awesome! Who knew being this ripped and buff would feel so good! Like I'm riding this buzzing high! Although, it's getting stronger. I better go look in the mirror and see if anything's wrong."
"OH MY GAWD! This pump is really working for me! In fact, am I getting bigger?"
